Hiyo everyone! Kiona here and aren't you happy?
RiRiKin: Oh yes! We're ecstatic.. *sarcasm*
Kiona: Did I ask for your two cents?
RiRiKin: No, but isn't that the job of a muse? To give opinions even when they aren't really necessary or wanted?
Kiona: You're an insult to my intelligence, go away..
RiRiKin: *sticks out his tongue at Kiona*
Kiona: Well anywho, before I was so rudely interrupted, I do believe I was about to introduce myself. Right-o. The name's Kiona, if you didn't quite catch it the first time.. o.O What can I tell you about me. Well I'm female, and I like drawing, annoying people and erm.. I uh.. I like anime! Fwa ha! Yes.. what animes you ask? Well that's a fair question..

-Kiona's Amazing List of Anime Shows:
1) First and foremost, Megami Kouhosei is my favoritest anime!
Hotaru: 'favoritest' isn't a word Kiona..
Kiona: I realize that, but it's a term I like to use, reagrdless of what the English language says.
Hotaru: Whatever floats your boat Kiona..
Kiona: As I was saying! I like Megami Kouhosei because it was that show that started me off on my anime obsession! I would tell you, the whole, emotional story, but for time's sake and your sanity, I won't.
2) Gundam Wing. What can I say? It's great!
3) Yu Yu Hakusho! True Hiei does scare me a little, but hey.. what are you going to do?
4) Cowboy Bebop. Silly Spike, you need to stop smoking. 'Tis not good for you.
5) Trigun. Vash is so cool! Eee! *hops around like the hormonal teenager that she is*
Hotaru: *sweatdrop*
RiRiKin: Well while Kiona is acting like a total idiot, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Kiona's muse, RiRiKin! ^_^ I help Kiona write humor and yaoi fics! Wee! Fun!
Hotaru: I swear, I'm surrounded by idiots..
RiRiKin: That's not nice Hotaru.. greet the nice people.
Hotaru: *glares at everyone*
RiRiKin: Don't be scared by her, she dun bite.. wait, nevermind. She is another of Kiona's muses that helps with angst and all that other sad and.. angst-y crap.. O.o
Hotaru: Hn.
Sailor Waffle: *runs in* Am I late?!
RiRiKin: Nope! The muses were just introducing themselves!
Sailor Waffle: Moshi moshi! I'm Sailor Waffle and I help Kiona write general fiction when she has writer's block.. which is quite often..
Hotaru: *plays with a dagger*
Rodney: We wonder about her. *jerks head in the direction of Hotaru*
RiRiKin: There you are Rodney! Say hello!
Rodney: Hello. *slight wave*
Sailor Waffle: He helps Kiona write drama ficcies!
Rodney: *nods*
Kiona: Well if you're done introducing yourself, I think it's time to go..
RiRiKin: Aww really? Poo.
Kiona: Yeah well, say goodbye everyone.
Sailor Waffle: BYE! *wavies*
RiRiKin: Bye byes!
Hotaru: Hn.
Rodney: . . .
Kiona: *big sweatdrop* God help me. *walks off*

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