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I love Twilight or almost any vampire moive or book.

Wolf Pack Oath

I promise to think of Leah when I hear My Heart Is Broken.

I promise to think of Quil when I hear a guy jokin'.

I promise to think of Embry when I see a boy blush.

I promise to think of Seth when I get a sugar rush.

I promise to think of Paul when I see a boy slapped.

I promise to think of Sam when I see someone holding a friend back.

I promise to think of Jacob when I think I've lost my head.

I promise to think of Jared when I see someone lose a bet.

I promise to think of Rachel when I see a, girl, twin.

I promise to think of Nessie when I see a girl whose different.

I promise to think of Emily when I see a girl precious like a dove.

I promise to think of Kim when I see a girl in love.

I promise to think of Claire when I see a girl so small.

I swear, I promise, to think of them all...

This is a promise to stay with my pack...

To run with the wolves and never look back.

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NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON (I wanna go, sooooo bad!)

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

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AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Edward told me he could read my thoughts, so I let him have a piece of my mind, "you iagnoramice! you left bella and let her fall for a dog then decided, "oh boy I'm gonna kill myself! In Italy!" Idiot.. Although, I do give you mad props for deciding on Italy and the Volturi."

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Robbers stab you in the stomach.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart.

Friends stab you in the back.

Best friends don't carry knives.

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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BLACK,WHITE,STRAIGHT,BISEXUAL,GAY,LESBIAN,SHORT,TALL,FAT,SKINNY,RICH OR POOR.IF YOU'RE NICE TO ME,I'LL BE NICE TO YOU.SIMPLE AS THAT.-EMINEM

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't woDid you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?rth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"