Hello! My name is Dynamiccookie. I enjoy reading PJO, Harry potter and the Hunger Games. I am Friends With 'That Random Gay Guy' IRL Who inspired me to create an account.

My Godly parent is Hermes, God of Stealth, Messages, Travelers and Theives

I am Currently writing a book called 'The Missing God' and also 'The Tomb of Forbidden Knowledge' and 'The Hunger Games: Cato's Story'

I am writing a story called 'Half Prince Rising.'

I am from england and no I don't have a posh or cockney accent.

I play Xbox and Computer. My gamertag is Dynamicookie and my Steam name is Dynamiccookie. The Games I play are:

Call of Duty: Ghosts

Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III

Call of Duty: World at War

Minecraft (Xbox and Pc) Vote Fat arms Mcjunior the VIII of Minecraftia :D for President or he won't be happy with you

Don't Eat the Stone (Minecraft Mod pack)

Hexxit (Minecraft Mod Pack)

Assassins Creed III

Terraria (Xbox and Pc)

Sniper Elite V2

Saints Row IV

Skyrim

Don't Starve

Team Fortress 2

Sniper elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2

I wish their was a Percy Jackson themed game...

My Favourite TV Series: MARVEL's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D, The Simpsons, Supersize vs. Superskinny, 8 of 10 cats does Countdown, The Last Leg, I'm a Celebrity get me out of here

Favourite books: PJO, Hunger games, Harry Potter, Tom Gates

Favourite movies: Suckerpunch, any marvel film, Source Code, Non-Stop

Favourite Colour: Orange/Blue

Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Cookie Dough

Favourite Subject: GCSE Food Tech

Favourite Day: Thursday

Favourite Actor: ?

Favourite Bands: Muse, Foo Fighters and Kasabien

Favourite Quotes:

'What are these guys?' he whispered.

'Canadians' Percy said.

Frank leaned away from him. 'Excuse me?'

'Uh, no offence,' Percy said.

- Percy Jackson And Frank Zhang. The Son of Neptune

'They want to cook you and eat you,' she said diststefully, 'Which is rediculous. You'd taste terrible.'

'Thank you, Grandmother.'

'I am glad to see you one last time, even if your clothes are dirty and you need a haircut. Is this how you represent your family?'

- Frank Zhang and His Grandmother. The Son of Neptune

'It's a training camp,' Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. 'You train heroes, the same way Chiron does?'

Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. 'We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!'

'Oh sure,' Leo said. 'Like ... um, the Little Mermaid?'

Aphros frowned. 'Who? No! Like Triton, Glaucus, Weissmuller and Bill!'

'Oh.' Leo had no idea who any of those people were. 'You trained Bill? Impressive.'

'Indeed!' Aphros pounded his chest. 'I trained Bill myself. A great merman.'

'You teach combat, I guess'

Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. 'Why does everyone assume that?'

Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guys back. 'Uh, I don't know.'

'I teach music and poetry!' Aphros said. 'Life skill! Homemaking! These are important for heroes.'

'Absolutely.' Leo tried to keep a straight face. 'Sewing? Cookie baking?

'Yes. I'm glad you understand. Perhaps later, if I don't have to kill you, I will share my brownie recipe.'

- Leo Valdez and Aphros. The Mark of Athena

Annabeth stared at her ankle.

'You had to break, didn't you'

The ankle did not reply.

- Annabeth chase and her ankle. The Mark of Athena

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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline!

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from Co-op. (Tesco's has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle)

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before! :D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ".

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! :P

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Post this on your profile if you hate racism(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian 23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books 24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Scott Weaver

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Scoizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange cow

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anthony New

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Weascdad

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): Navy Blue Fanta (Uh...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Catadlh

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Leia (So Stupid)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sarah

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Death Orange

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Red Hook

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus Prophecies

Lightening Thief:

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

Sea of Monsters:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone

Titan's Curse:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The Titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

Battle of the Labyrinth:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The Child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with a hero's final breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

The Last Olympian: This book was about acting on the Great Prophecy

A Half-Blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds,

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap,

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze

The Lost Hero:

Child of Lightning,

beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

Son of Neptune: Not really a prophecy, but...

Go to Alaska.

Find Thanatos and free him.

Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die

And then there's Ella's prophecy:

To the north,

beyond the gods,

lies the legion's crown.

Falling from ice,

the son of Neptune shall drown

Mark of Athena:

Wisdom’s daughter walks alone,

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Twins snuff out the angel's breath,

Who holds the key to endless death.

Giants' bane stands gold and pale,

Won through pain from a woven jail.

And then there's also the Prophecy of Seven:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

Prophecy of Azura (Half Prince Rising)

Four shall travel to the disowed lands

Shall leave their family's in blood coated hands

Three shall discover their family name

Trials shall be compleated in valour and vain

A sacrafice to be made in the name of truth

One shall be pleased with the item of truth

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

ArtemisApollo97

Percylia22

Natsucrush106

Flabbergastedness

That Random Gay Guy

Dynamiccookie

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a (or used to be) CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (THIS ANNOYS ME SO MUCH! Not that theres anything wrong with gays)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (i'm kind of a goth)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (not me but LOL)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

REPOST IF YOU HATE STERIOTYPES

GRYFFINDOR:

You have a lot of friends. No I wouldn't be on this website otherwise

You get along with everyone. No

You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months. No!

You love English Football. Yes

You love baseball. Yes/No

You’re into writing and art. Writing Yes art No

Favourite music genre is pop rock. Yes

You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. Guilty until proven Guilty maybe

One of your favourite colours is red or gold. No

Good grades at school. No

One of the worst things you can do is lie. No

You plan on going to college/university. Yes

TOTAL: 4

HUFFLEPUFF:

You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. No

You laugh a lot. Yes

You like to follow trends. No

Politics suck. Politically Yes (Inside Joke)

You love to swim. Yes

Water polo is awesome. Yes

Pink is one of your favourite colours. Hell no!

Black is morbid & depressing. No

you’re an optimist. No

You’re completely straight edged. No

You’re very emotional. Yes

Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre. No

You don’t believe in going steady at a young age. No

You’ve made fun of at least one person this week. Yes

TOTAL: 6

RAVENCLAW:

You’re depressed to a certain extent. Yes

You love to read. Yes, again, I'm on this website!

You appreciate theatre & arts. Yes

Sports suck. No

You’re shy. Yes

Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship. Yes

Hate is completely unneeded. No

Indie is your favourite genre of music. No

Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. Yes Yes Yes

Lying is sometimes okay. Yes Always Okay

Blue is one of your favourite colours. Yes

Serious is better than funny. No

TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:

There’s at least one person you hate. Yes

Basketball is a good sport. No

English Football is amazing. Yes

Black is a cool colour. Yes

You’ve lied about something serious. Yes

You’re a very deep person. No

You have considered suicide. No

Very loyal. No

You like metal. Yes

They make school seem more important than it is. Yes

You’re scared to grow up. Yes

Anger is one of your primary feelings. No

You have trust issues. Yes

Guilty until proven innocent Yes

TOTAL: 9

Yay I'm in Slytherin

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR RANDOM PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS

1. Hermes

2. Percy

3. Grover

4. Annabeth

5. Silena

6. Clarisse

7. Dead confederate sailors who gave their life as a tribute to Ares

8. Ares

9. Athena

10. Zues

11. Leo

12. Jason

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Clarisse and Leo? Could be a Good story but no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yea. Annabeth is so hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jason and Ares. EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No I haven't read any about Athena

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy and Clarisse. That would be the most ironic love story ever. I might make a story about that!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Silena/Ares or Silena/Zeus. She's Lucky. Either a God or a God

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hermes/Ares. I'm not going to say but that would be cringy

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Silena. Never

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night --stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Hermes and Dead confederate sailors who gave their life as a tribute to Ares are in a happy relationship until Athena runs off with Dead confederate sailors who gave their life as a tribute to Ares. Hermes, Brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leo and a brief unhappy affair with Clarisse, Then follows the wise advice of Silena and finds true love with Jason

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Dead confederate sailors who gave their life as a tribute to Ares and Ares. Why?

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

It would be amazing if I knew Silena. Daughter of Aphrodite!!!!!

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Ares and Leo? That's just wrong!

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Percy dissed me I'd just say that he's a fish face but then he'd drown me so instead I would just ignore him and raid his cabin because I am a child of Hermes

14. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Ummmm. Lord Zeus. WHAT IN HADES ARE YOU DOING IN MY INNER SANCTUM!!!!

15. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Hermes slits his wrists it would just heal because he's a god!

16. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would gracely accept the daisy as Annabeth is Hot!

17. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I would just back away as Clarisse scares me!

18. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Dead confederate sailors who gave their life as a tribute to ares, Athena and Annabeth have banded together at 3 in the morning to sing Blurred lines by Robin Thicke ! I'd walk down the stairs and scream at them I'LL GIVE YOU BLURRED LINES IN A SEC IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!!!!!!!

19. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Percy and Leo. Percy would be good at giving swimming lessons and leo would be good at any technology but especially metal works

20. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

What would Ares say if Hermes and Silena were getting married ! Hermes your over 3000 years old and she's dead. Nice! I Didn't know you were into Necrophillia. Me too!

21. What would (6) most likely be buying at Tesco?

Clarisse would probably buy stuff that could be turned into weapons or are weapons

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.

5/10

DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

0/10

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Birthday presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

1/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is "It’s never a party without me." You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

I am a child of Hermes. Yaaaay!