Hmm, where to start? Well, I guess I should fill you in on the basics...

Name: Countess of the Slashed
Birthday: The same as the day I was born on.
Looks Like: Your worst nightmare. -insert evil cackle here-
Location: The underworld, having a tea-party with Lucifer and Dracula. -insert maniacal laughter here-
Current Passion/Obsession: As the name suggests, slash fanfiction (only Yaoi, though)
Favourite fandoms: Van Helsing, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate: SG-1, and plain old celeb-fiction.

Favourite Pairings:

Movies & Books
Van Helsing: Gabriel/Dracula
Pirates of the Caribbean: William/Jack -- William/Elisabeth
Vampire Chronicles: Lestat/Armand -- Lestat/Louis
Harry Potter:
~ Yaoi: Harry/Draco -- Pretty much every slash pairing featuring a Marauder
Mainstream Het: Harry/Ginny -- Draco/Hermione -- James/Lily

Series
Queer as Folk: Justin/Brian
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Spike/Angel(us) -- Buffy/Spike -- Dawn/Andrew -- (( We need decent slash pairings here))
Stargate: SG-1: Jack/Daniel -- Jack/Samantha
Lost: Sawyer/Charlie -- Sawyer/Kate -- Boone/Shannon

Lyrics You Should Know & Love:

Save your sympathy!
Who do you think you're fooling?
Everything is dead!
Now you welcome me,
To a town called hypocrisy.
~ Lostprophets, "A Town Called Hypocrisy".

My life,
You electrify my life.
Let's conspire to ignite.
All the souls that would die just to feel alive.
~ Muse, "Starlight"

Oh, how wrong we were to think,
That immortality meant never dying.
~ My Chemical Romance, "Our Lady Of Sorrows"

I am exploring the inside, I find it desolate.
I do implore these confines, now, as they penetrate, "recreate me".
I'm hovering throughout time, I crumble in these days...
I crumble, I cannot, I cannot find reflection in these days.
~ AFI, "Bleed Black"

We rock at dawn on the front line, like a bolt right outta the blue.
The skies alight with a guitar bite.
Heads will roll and rock tonight,
For those about to rock, we salute you.
~ AC/DC, "For Those About To Rock"

She's the symbol of resistance,
And she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade.
~ Green Day, "She's A Rebel"

A long night spent with your most obvious weakness.
You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want,
'Cause you're everything I'm not.
~ Taking Back Sunday, "MakeDamnSure"

I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends,
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again,
And I've got arrogance down to a science.
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends.
~ Fall Out Boy, "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"

Label me, that's fine, I'll be somebody else. Nothing in front of me but holes ahead.
Lie about my life, have a story to tell. Lights went down, was on the edge and I fell.
Oh, you're so insightful, let me remind you to twist and break me, should make you worried. Long way to go and you're right there.
Two-faced liar, don't try and know me, deceit brings fire, makes sure you can't breathe,
Pick at pieces of my body below.
~ Avenged Sevenfold, "Trashed And Scattered"

I watched the sky bleed grey, saw through shades of violent bloody stains,
And felt the evil prime and wicked start a course straight through my veins.
I'm so alive, my skin so cold and fake, I close my eyes.
I know that now's the time to take my chance with death and realize.
~ Aiden, "The Last Sunrise"

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect;
Every action in this world will bear a consequence.
If you wade around forever you will surely drown.
I see what's going down.
~ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, "Face Down"

Oh how I wish for soothing rain,
All I wish is to dream again.
My loving heart, lost in the dark.
For hope I'd give my everything.
~ Nightwish, "Nemo"

So let it be written, so let it be done.
I'm sent here by the chosen one.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
To kill the first born pharaoh son.
I'm creeping death.
~ Metallica, "Creeping Death"

She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego,
And her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men.
And that's what you get for falling again,
You can never get 'em out of your head.
~ Sugarcult, "Pretty Girl"

Tear me open at the seams.
Take everything you need.
Take my heart if you like the beat,
Take my lungs if it's hard to breathe, to breathe.
~ Cauterize, "Still Breathing"

If we cut out the bad, well, then we’d have nothing left,
Like I cut up your mouth the night I stuffed it all in.
And you lied to the Angel, said I stabbed you to death.
If we go at the same time, they'll clean up the mess.
~ The Used, "Cut Up Angels"

Alrighty... Now that everything "important" has been stated... On to the stories. I haven't put up any fics of mine here because they foocking suck, and this account is intended rather for reviewing than for publishing. Happy reading.

Muches tons of love,
~ Countess of the Slashed