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Stupidity is what really killed the cat, curiosity was just framed.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I wield phenomenal power, and have sociopathic tendencies in its use. It's not to say that I can't understand that there are some obviously wrong uses of my power, it's simply that when my blood starts to heat up too much I stop caring. Even now, I'm focusing on keeping myself calm so as not to go berserk and accidentally kill you all. I dislike boredom, and tend to alleviate such with my likes, which include reading, experimentation with secret techniques, and large explosions. I haven't practiced any of my hobbies in years, as doing so within Konoha's walls would lead to my summary exile and/or execution. As for my dreams, I feel that this is too personal a question to answer as of yet."

"Listen carefully, 'cause I'll only say this once. You don't bug me about pointless D-ranks, and I won't set your houses on fire. Sound like a fair deal?"

With a smirk, James replied, "Andron got it for me a few years ago. I have completely stopped paying attention to what I wear. A week and a half ago, I wore a very inappropriate shirt to my psychologist. Charmingly, is said, 'I put the laughter in slaughter'. My shrink was not impressed."