A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

AU/AH OOC I turned back to him, a crooked smile on my lips "We all have scars, maybe I ll show you mine sometime" Rated M for sexual content.

Nico di Angelo never really thought the gap-toothed boy with the too-neon-orange shirt would mean as much to him as he did when they first met, but fate had a strange way of making things work, and more so, making people fall in love.

"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.

This story is set in TMI:CoHF, Jace and Clary haven't been able to touch for weeks now, not even hold hands and all this talk of Sebastian has brought up some pushed down memories in Clary, Sebastian and clary had almost gone there, and clary was willing (in CoLS), and now she was a part of the team that was in charge of his death. What will she do? *Warning-Incest!*

Ginny's on break; Hermione is visiting while the guys are on a mission and Luna comes to visit. What really happened two weeks ago at the Ministry that had the whole world talking? What set Harry off? Why was Harry acting horrible? Rated M plus for language, adult content and situations with lemons. Cover art: There for you by Anxiouspineapples, on deviantart etal

Sold away at a young age, Harry Potter was a rent-boy. Draco Malfoy on the other hand was rich, successful - and was secretly a serial killer who killed prostitutes by nightfall. When their paths meet, how would their story end?

Clarissa Fray is a woman not to be messed with. But what happens when a new employee joins the company, in the form of ex-boyfriend Jace Wayland? Can he break the Ice Queen persona? Rated T.

She's a sixteen-year-old, Coldplay-loving, diary-writing geek who has never spoken since her father's death years ago. He's a hot new guy that has recently moved to New York with his siblings. They both are helping out as volunteers in the local animal shelter. Along with their love for Coldplay and a talent show, they find out that they have more in common than they think.

It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!

It's Magnus and Alec's Anniversary and Alec has some some special plans for Magnus. What has he got planned and what does this shadowhunter have up his sleeve or more like on his chest? *WARNING: Smut - BoyXBoy- Malec!*

Two rivals. One election. Who will come out on top? A mini-fic written for Dreamweaver94's birthday. AH, High School, ExB

Jace really loves to play games with Clary, but she loves him for it. Just s cute one-shot about Jace distracting Clary, again. Set after City of Lost Souls, a little bit of a spoiler for that book if you haven't read it. Rated M due to sexual content, but not too much. Read and Review please!

Clary has always been overshadowed by her sister, Carrie. But as Carrie's wedding approaches, Clary meets Jace, the groom's brother, the first person who's ever noticed her. But when a dark family secret resurfaces, will Clary finally allow herself to fall in love? or will she allow Carrie to get what she wants as always? (COMPLETE)

'Just go to work Magnus. I'll be here when you get back.' He smiled at me at the time. "But you weren't." I cried out as I hugged myself now. This story jumps from the past to the present under Magnus' POV. What's happened to him and Alec? Did Alec leave him? AU

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Katniss's little sister is reaped and she takes her place. Struggling with the ever-horrible Capitol and her persona as the Girl on Fire, will an unexpected tribute fall for her? And if they do, will she bottle up her feelings to go back home? Or does she give in to his persistence? Sparks Fly as Katniss deals with not only her survival.. but her humanity as well. *Complete.*

He's watched her for years, never knowing she was so close. When their worlds collide, will their secrets bring them together? Or will it be too much for them to handle? ExB (Teacherward/Fetishward) ** FicThisGif Contest Entry **

In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.