Name: LunaSong / Golden Freddy / I Have Way Too Many Nicknames

Age: Nunyabeezwax

Gender: Agender

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Also, heads up. I won't write any stories. Sorry. I'm no good at writing.

This is Dawnclaw's new account so don't PM Dawnclaw anymore. I wont answer.

Happy Holidays to everyone!

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Copy and paste this if you're against racism.

Warrior Cats Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" put this in your profile!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye".

Again, repost this if it moved you even a little bit.

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

To maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That your drive-through order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out The ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the

button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Hunger Games Fan Oath:

I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something . . . Once

Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too And that's just what I'll do.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

A lot of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them weird. If you're one of the people who'd look them in the eyes and answer "We've known each other for HOW LONG, and you JUST got that?!?!?!?" Copy and Paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Copy and Paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, Copy and Paste this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, Copy and Paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P _

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (teeheehee...FANFICTION!)

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room add this to your profile

If your favorite subject at school is Language Arts or Art, copy and past this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID STUPID CHAIRS!!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments (James Patterson's Zoo)(DON'T JUDGE); copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. ((I'm bipolar... So is my best friend.))

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. CAT WORLD! ((*Random devious grin, and turns into a cheetah*))

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every Saturday and Sunday)

95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!" ((AND ADD FLAMING HOOPS))

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. (If only school wouldn't ban me..)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. (I fell down the stairs which were only 2ft off the ground!)

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile. (Hey, ... oh.. what was I going to say?)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

-If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

-If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

-If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile

-Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (I can and WILLhurt someone.)

-If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile (WHY EVEN DO IT?!?!?!?)

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382,Olives-and-Owls, Daughterofthehunt, Cloudfire of SunClan, Luna's Song and Lunasong,

If you are weird,- Yeah, yeah. I think we've already established that.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (well I am now)

If coppying and pasting didn't exist, profile pages would be much shorter. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really hope these profiles have no limit on them, but also really hope that people will take time to look at the sidebar before scrolling for 20 minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you

It's ok to cry

In Memory of The Columbine Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded if you do.

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice;

not a jerk

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you

like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry

that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a clan, so I must be a missguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.

1: Real Name: ...

2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go): Abmxru

3.Your gangsta name (the first two letters of your name plus "izzle"): Amizzle

4.Your Detective name (fav color and fav animal.): Silver Cat

5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Skye New Hope

6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Praam

7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Golden Tea

8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Michelle Preston

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Raven

Copy and paste this, but change it to your own version of it.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You love the Star Wars Movies.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (When I'm cold*Alot!*.)

TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies. (Depends on the movie type. Horror? Gore? YES!)

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

I'm more like a mix between a guy and a girl with my favorite things/personality. xD

Thanks for reading my profile!