![]() Author has written 1 story for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!. Name- YUKI! Age- Every second I am one second older ( I have always wanted to say that :3) Gender- Female About me- I really like laughing like the kind where you on the floor and crying your laughing so hard and your friends can't help but laugh too so then we are all on the ground laughing for no apparent reason. Yeah, that kind of laughter. I really don't like Barney. I'm sorry, but a big talking purple dinosaur who stole the "This Old Man" song's tune and then starts to sing to children about how much he loves them is just down right creepy and wrong, WRONG I TELL YOU WRONG. I mean I seriously cried when I was a baby when it came on (true shiz) I absolutely loathe [(see I said loathe instead of hate and I put in bold, underlined it, and italicized it so that has to make it important!! HAHA (I wish...)] needles and heights. Ok, I know people say not to say loathe and hate, but I really don't care because it's true. *shivers * god I swear doctors just created needles to torture their patients. I curse the person that made them (yeah sorry but I really don't like them.). Then there are heights. Well more falling then heights I guess. I mean I will never understand the people that actually enjoy falling. The feeling is your bodies survival instinct, dang it! Not something you try to acquire by sky diving out of a plane because your bored! Sorry if I am rambling... I am surrounded by crazy psychopath's who still stump me to this day, on how they are not in straight jackets...yet. You still have to love them though. Even if one of them does insist that he apparently "defys quantum physics." and has his own race called the "Homo evananus" (don't ask because we have no idea what's wrong with him either...) or when they call me a midget...which i'm NOT, I am fun sized! Gosh why can't they get that right? Any who, lets see...oh! I like animals and have 3. A turtle (given to me because I love turtles!!!) and 2 cats. Who I think pretty much only love me because I feed them...but...yeah. I am obssessed with milk and go through a whole thing of milk in about 2 days. Oh and thats 2% (or sometimes whole) not skim, soy, or any of those imposter milks. Don't be deceived! Because people lie... (no offense to those who drink milks other than 2% or whole.) Anyway that is pretty much my life in a nut shell, I guess...sorry if this was all really just random facts, but I couldn't think of anything else...
"Got milk?"Yes, of course I've got milk! Who doesn't? People who need to go to the grocery store, that's who! In fact, those people are probably already at the grocery store, buying milk! Practically everyone has a carton of milk somewhere in their fridge! Seriously, who wouldn't have milk? Maybe people who are lactose-intolerent or vegan, but even they have at least some sort of soy or rice milk! I mean, what kind of question is 'Got milk?' anyway? Why do you care so much about my possession of dairy products? Are you some kind of creepy milk-obsessed stalker? If you are sick of all these milk ads, feel free to copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Empress Empoleon, Priestess Yuki-hime-sama If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME THE TEEN TITAN PLEDGE by Hexpert I promise to remember Robin when I see a young circus acrobat. I promise to remember Slade when I see a deranged psychopath. I promise to remember Beastboy when I see one with pointy ears. I promise to remember Raven when I see a person reluctant to conquer her fears. I promise to remember Starfire when I see mustard bottles. I promise to remember Cyborg when I see cars and waffles. I promise to remember Terra whenever I see a rock figurine. I promise to remember Silkie when someone eats through thick and thin. I promise to remember Dr. Light when, in darkness, one is a fool. I promise to remember Control Freak when I see a remote used as a tool. I promise to remember Bumblebee whenever I see a spark plug lying there. I promise to remember Speedy when someone is vain about his hair. I promise to remember Aqualad when I see a dignified fish. I promise to remember Mas y Menos whenever I hear someone speaking in Spanish. I promise to remember The Brain when I see an organ in a jar. I promise to remember Kid Flash when someone moves nimbly from near to far. I promise to remember Trigon when chaos and fire reign. I promise to remember Mad Mod when a teacher inflicts pain. I promise to remember Argent whenever I see red and black. I promise to remember Hotspot when fire is abundant in front and behind my back. I promise to remember Thunder and Lightning whenever a storm passes me. I promise to remember Jinx when from bad luck we flee. I promise to remember all other villains when someone laughs evilly but in glee. I promise to remember all other Titans when I see something shaped as a ''T''. Yes, I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THE TEEN TITANS FROM NOW TO ETERNITY! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Copy and paste if you found this as funny as I did. "When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." — John Lennon If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. If you have infected people with your randomness and insanity, copy, paste, and find a new victim. "If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk" "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "I do not do drugs. I do sugar." "Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..." Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!" A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name) 1.) Write Saw: The Musical. 2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!) 3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape. 4.) Make action figure of yourself. 5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe. 6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls. 7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!) 8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive. 9.) Create first ever cheese laser. 10.) Have own theme music. (found it!) 11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar. 12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself. 13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer. 14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well. 15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies. 16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.) 17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents. 18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose. 19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel. 20.) Develop sense of irony. 21.) Don't die yet. 22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys. 23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow. 24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs! 25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!) "Get traught, or get dead!" Robin, Young Justice “Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats." "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." You know you're a superhero book nerd when... 1) You say holy _ Batman! 2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel" 3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!" 4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _ 5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise) 6) When you wear a shirt stating "Booster Gold fan club" every day. 7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood spiderman" 8) when you wear a Captain Marvel, and you spaz at anyone calling him The Flash or Shazzam. 9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero. 10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend." 11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Arruby, fleurdelisdemigod, KanaeValentine, Newsiesgirllaces, CK4eva, FireZenzizenzizenzic, AdenaWolf, Yuki in the Snow Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I actully did this before i read this list, but my school is so wierd no one took notice) 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile When life give you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you ask for Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress! If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, Hatake Kazumi, lilitachisama, XxJashin'sXxFallenXxAngelXx ShnieseAce, XxPriestess.ReneexX, Priestess Yuki-hime-sama, Yuki in the Snow If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. |
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