Hello there!! My names Emily, I'm currently 14. It seems I don't have very many stories yet but I'm not the best writer in the world so that may be a good reason why I don't. I have one story and its a songfic. I have great ideas for stories that I can never actually get myself to write them without them turning into poopey. Tehe. But I am an avid reader of Naruto fanfictions. OF course I read a lot of other fanfictions. My favourites differ from everything. If I finish reading a book the first thing I'll probably do is get on here and look for fanfics of my favourite couple in that book. I'm not really good at writing descriptions of myself, so i keep this short ish. I love music, reading books, and drawing. Short simple and sweet .. Im a huge anime nerd but im ok with that.

My favorite Naruto couples

Ita/Saku

Sasu/Saku

Naru/Saku

Naru/Sasu

Saso/Dei

Saso/Saku

Dei/Saku

Pein/Saku

Ita/Dei

Mada/Saku (theres not enough of it T.T)

Tobi/Saku (technically mada/saku)

Kaka/Saku

Gaa/Saku

just about anyone with sakura is a good couple to me I very rarely read other couple stories. Don't get me wrong there are probably really good stories out there but i just cant get myself into them.

My least Favorite Naruto couples...

LEE/SAKU (its just not right actually anyone with Lee just isnt right)

Other favorite couples...

Tifa/Rufus (FF7)

Tifa/Sephiroth (FF7)

Yuna/Baralai (FF10-2)

Axel/Kairi (KH2)

Riku/Kairi (KH1 & 2)

Zexion/Namine (KH2)

and a few from books that just dont come to mind...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy this to your profile if it applies to you.

Month 1
Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy,he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it! Mommy!!
HELP me!!

Month 7
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
he is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
and One precious & innocent life taken away...

(Another thing to add about me I AM VERY Pro life even though i don't believe there is a god)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

(I have done 2,6,10,11,12,13,14,15, and 16 hilarious)

A LOT OF THESE ARE GOING TO REPEAT

.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

.If you think those stupid kids should just let Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, and Wolf have their cereal/yogurt in peace, copy this into your profile.

.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (My math teacher being one of them. Not joking)

.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

.Life is not about waiting out the storms. Its about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

.If you have ever played/danced/both in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Put this on your profile if you agree.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Gaara's so hot! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cookies are awesome, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you are downright evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends admit that you are downright evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt at it. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt at anything, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends, put this on your profile.

If you've ever been watching TV, and when a commercial pops up, you have to ask yourself what you were just watching, put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces, and it hurts to know he isn't there. put this on your profile.

"Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it."

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"When in doubt...Cheat...Repeat until caught... ... ... Then lie."

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades"

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that."

"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend you arm and punch them in the face."

"Be insane...Because well-behaved girls never made history."

"They laugh because I'm different...I laugh because they're the same."

"Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it."

"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt."

"If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation."

"RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry" (I have nothing against rap music but I thought this was hilarious)

'You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.'

'I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.'

'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.'

'Education is important, school however, is another matter.'

'Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.'

'Boys are like purses: cute, full of junk, and always replaceable.'

'Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.'

'What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

'"A person who smiles when something goes wrong has just found someone to blame it on.'

'Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

'Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.'

'I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.'

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Annoying Things to do on an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "You one of THEM" and back away slowly.

7. Say "Ding" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on".

11. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers "This is my personal space".

13. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

15. Ask if you can push the button for the other people, then push the wrong ones.

16. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?".

17. Drop a pen and whine until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream "That's mine!"

18. Pretend that you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

19. Swat at flies that don't exist.

20. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. LOTS OF PEOPLE

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Copy this if you believe rap & hiphop can give you ear cancer

92 of the teenage population would die if Twilight decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. cough preps cough

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Pete Wentz almost died I cried)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you have blankets over your windows instead of curtains, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics for your profile.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five‘s gone.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah, nicksissy86

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah, nicksissy86

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a stone column head first, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile.

If you have been caught dancing to the Rocky Horror Picture Show's Time Warp or any other sort of dancing in the livingroom late at night when you should be in bed, post this on your profile.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile.

If you can quote whole scenes of "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas," post this on your profile.

If you have ever caught your hair on fire with a kerosene lamp or candle, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile.

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile.

If you have a family member who still treats you like a 3-year-old when you're actually old enough to drive or even drink, post this on your profile.

If you were stupid enough to remove a live mouse from a glue trap because your father told you to, post this on your profile. (I did, why else would post this?)

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If Fanfiction(or goodreads) to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)) , nicksissy86(sooo many times)

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )Rena((it was an EPIC FAIL)) nicksissy86 (domino effect 4 other people)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic , nicksissy86

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic ,nicksissy86

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. copy and paste this somewhere to fill it out

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Designer Skyline (Owl City)

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Well thought out Twinkles (Silversun Pickups)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Sacrifice (t.A.T.u.)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Suffocating (Chevelle)

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Another Night (Nightcore)

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The Bird And The Worm (The Used)

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Sky Diver (Owl City)

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I Was a Kaleidoscope (Death Cab for Cutie)

9) WHAT IS 2+2?

Changing (Saosin)

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Beach (All Time Low)

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Your Guardian Angel (Red Jumpsuit Apparatis) ((Woah : thats weird he really is my guardian angel))

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Adam's Song (Blink 182) ((HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK thats depressing T~T!))

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Talking Bird (Death Cab For Cutie) (that would be Fun!)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Asshole Father (Sick Puppies) ((NO I DONT REALLY THINK THAT!!))

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Snails (The Format) (( I REALLY HOPE SO!!))

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Im Broken (Seether & Evanesence) ((only if i commit suicide jeeze))

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Let the Poison Spill (The Faint)

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

True Romance (Silverstein) ((my most favourite song ever!!))

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Seven Years (acoustic demo by Saosin) ((it really has been 7 years wow))

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Your New Twin Sized Bed (Death Cab For Cutie) ((LOL))

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?

At Your Funeral (Saves The Day) ((WTF O.o))

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

It's Hard To Say (The Used) ((Really it is wow =.= my iTunes hates me))

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Angel Eyes (Dj Tempo)

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

All I Ever Wanted (Basshunter) ((WTF!!)

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Now I'm Free (Nightcore) ((Well obviously not if im free XD))

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Nude (Radiohead) ((WTF REALLY iTunes REALLY?!))

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

The Only Exception (Paramore) ((=.= im about to throw my computer))

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

What Have You Done Now (Within Temptation) ((IF MY COMPUTER DOES THIS ONE MORE TIME IM THROWIN IT!!))

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Here In My Heart (Nightcore) (( O.O ~throws computer))

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

Oceans (The Format) ((watches computer sputter sparks))

Well now wasnt that just fun to watch happen...