Castiel, a social studies teacher at a small town high school, is content with his mild-mannered existence. Unfortunately, when you're married to someone who's quasi-famous it's virtually impossible to remain under the radar indefinitely. Destiel, future Sabriel, Youtuber!Dean and Teacher!Castiel. Rated for language. WARNING: Irregular updates!

… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.

Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.

Draco is turned into a vampire after the war, and Harry can't help but think it suits him. -DM/HP. Vampire Fic. •Part I-final year at Hogwarts, Part II-12 years later•

Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship

Loki suddenly gives himself up, easily going into custody when Thor slaps the cuffs on him. Everybody's confused. But no one more so than Tony, because Loki's giving him bedroom eyes and Tony... Tony kinda digs that. See warnings inside.

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash

Sybok is pursuing god to the centre of the universe except there is something very different that lives there. It is no god, simply an old soul living his life with the only home he had ever known. The Final Frontier AU, Oneshot

When Dean stops at a town near the Appalachian Trail to investigate a couple mysterious deaths he runs into someone much more mysterious and intriguing. How can one woman challenge so much he knows?

Dean and Cas have a little trouble getting on the same page. A confused Sam tries to fix a problem that he doesn't fully understand. The on and off is putting everyone on edge. They have to get their shit together eventually, right?

Muggle AU – Meet-Cute. When Draco runs into his Aunt and cousin on the way to work he doesn't expect the encounter to end with him somehow accidentally scoring a date with quite possibly the hottest guy on Earth.

Dean's been putting off breaking the news to his family, especially Sam. But when his brother finds out on his own, it's a race to see who gets to Castiel first. Mini one-shot. Destiel. Omegaverse.

If Dean Winchester is good at one thing, it's flirting – a fact his best friend Cas Novak has to live with. That and his serious crush on said guy that he is never, ever going to do something about. Good thing that this Christmas Eve, a well-placed line, a mirror, and some mistletoe will help along the way.

Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

Draco's natural charm and beauty means he's never lacking in romantic company. This charm magically vanishes when in the presence of one Harry Potter. That doesn't mean Draco won't try to flirt with him, anyway. Also known as; a story in which Draco is an awkward bloke, hopelessly and helplessly in love.

Referenced non-con. Draco's been on five dates with Harry Potter and there's something with Harry that keeps him from going past kissing.

Dean walks past the brightly decorated shop, The Birds & The Bees, every morning on his way to work. One day he sees Cas inside and he make sure he walks past everyday. One of these days he'll get the nerve to go inside... (Destiel. AU. Rated T; mature language and mild adult content.) Complete.

Drarry oneshot based on the prompt: Several unanswered texts has Draco threatening to storm up and drag Harry forcibly out of bed only to find him sound asleep and oh-so-completely naked... Isn't that just his luck?

When Castiel Novak gets sick and loses his voice for a few days, he comes up with a clever trick to explain his lost voice to the kids in the Disney Store he works at. One little Mary Winchester, however, takes his note too serious and promptly starts a quest for his prince. Will her charming uncle be able to break the curse and be his one true love?

Truth and lies; safety and will to fight. In no world is it easy to be Harry Potter. It helps to have a loving boyfriend, but when you feel like you're half the world away it doesn't help much. Especially not if it's going to be one of those days.

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his eighth and final year, he is no longer sure of anything—what he wants, where he's headed, why smiling is now so difficult. All he knows for certain is that he no longer wants to be with Ginny. And why can't he stop dreaming about grey eyes?

Hogsmeade has suffered from a drought since Hadrian was born, then comes a stranger that can create rain clouds with a swirl of their finger. [No dialogue]

"The bathroom is dappled with moonlight, damp stone echoing the sound of harsh breathing, and the air permeated with the scent of fear and arousal — an arousal so strong that Draco is nearly knocked to the ground by the force of it. He takes another step, and Potter is still there waiting for him — waiting for Draco to touch him… to smell him… and to taste him." 6th Year AU.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco like to kiss. And to practice kissing. And to explore each other's bodies while they do it. COMPLETE.

The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.

Weddings should be happy events, but sometimes, it can be depressing when one experienced a break up just before. And all Fred Weasley could think of during Bill's wedding, was Hermione Granger.

Draco does not talk about Potter too much. Nor does he care what Potter thinks. Or about the color of his eyes. And the fact that Potter has ignored him all term doesn't bother Draco a bit. Right? WARNING: Mature Content and homosexuality and all that lovely jazz.

For four months, Harry and Draco have been sleeping together, despite the fact that Draco refuses to kiss him. Because, after all, "It's not like this means anything, right?" WARNING: Mature Content. Also Angst. You have been sufficiently warned.

In which Draco is an Auror gunning for a promotion he will never get on a murder case, and Harry, is the Curse Collector - a twisted vigilante who has convinced himself he is doing good. It's a dangerous game of cat and mouse. But who is the cat? And who is the mouse? HPDM, EWE. Written for HDCliche'15 (see inside).

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP! SLASH

Draco transfers to Hogwarts for his final two years of college. He is pleasantly surprised to fall in love. Non-magical AU. No smut.

The magazine Blaise models for is publishing a portfolio for Body-Positivity week. Understandably, the magazine staff wants a large variety of body types. Showcasing different male models won't be much of a portfolio, after all. All of this is fine and well, but then Blaise has to go and drag Draco into it.

Lucius can't deal with his son being an adult and in a relationship with Harry Potter.

After the war, Harry learns he can use his influence to save people, no matter if those people want to be saved or not. He never thought Draco Malfoy would be one of those people. He certainly didn't think of the consequences that could follow it. "Sometimes," Malfoy began, in a low, honest whisper "I just want to know what it's like to be you." Harry/Draco. Drarry. HPDM.

A restless Draco can't quite get comfortable in his sleeping bag until Potter comes in to save the day. CampCedarwood!Verse 1

AU. Slash. Tom was born in 1971, and never became Voldemort. Harry has graduated Hogwarts, and works in the Magical Menagerie in Diagon Alley. His life is normal, and he likes it that way. Or at least it was, until a certain handsome stranger came to the shop, asking for medicine for his sick snake... HIATUS

In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.

Modern!AU - Because of an unfortunate event, Hermione Granger gained a new roommate.

What happens when you sit at a table full of girls that are all flirting with the super-hot waiter, and you're the only one that gets his number? This. Non-Magical AU Drarry

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Being in love with your straight friend is never a good idea. Especially when said friend lives with you. Or, what happens when you give your straight friend a blow job. That's probably a bad idea too. (Top DM. Bottom HP)

Hermione can't stand her loud neighbors. But somehow she gets stuck there and boy, is her neighbor charming! Non-Magical AU.

Hermione and Fred had a relationship during their final years at Hogwarts. These are Hermione's memories. I don't own Harry Potter.

Draco tutors Potter in Potions.

Harry is surprised to see Draco in a muggle coffee shop. He's even more surprised to see a child with him. Slightly AU, slash/HPDM.

At a music festival, Hermione and Fred find their own sort of entertainment. One shot. Rated M for a reason :)

Harry thought it was going to be another night of loneliness and he struggled do everything; go anywhere but home. And then Malfoy showed up.

Hermione is sick of being seen as Harry Potter's walking encyclopedia, so she gets some help from an unlikely new friend. Unfortunately for Draco, seeing Hermione in a new light is causing some issues. This is somewhat AU after 6th year, as Draco doesn't have his task. Things are a little bit more light hearted. Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE!

Sirius Black has had a lot of "never"s in his life. Well, he can't say that anymore. [SBHG][TimeTurner]

They're obviously in denial. This is what happens when their friends try to get Fred and Hermione to face the truth. AU where everyone gets along after the war.

Just when Gibbs has settled in his single life after his latest divorce, he meets movie star Tony DiNozzo on a case. Tony/Gibbs Slash. AU.

When Loki turns Jötunn Frigga rushes to his cell, finally able to set eyes on her son once more. She finds Loki in labour. See warnings inside.

Castiel sits at a booth at The Roadhouse, quietly reading waiting till his ride home is ready to leave. He can't help overheard the conversation next to him; a group of girls wagering over who is gonna talk the hot Bartender into going home with them. But of course Dean is not just a bartender, he's the owner. And Castiel's fiancé. (Destiel. Fluff. Rated T;mild language.) Complete.

Hermione knows a lot of thing, and she doesn't like not knowing. A deal with a Weasley later, now she knows. (OS)

Harry thinks kissing Malfoy is a good way to keep all the girls away. Draco thinks kissing Potter will make people stop bothering him. Everybody wins!

HPDM slash, HPGW at first. That Harry returned Draco's wand to him was only one small act in a life, one thing that he might have done or not done. But more acts succeed that one, and Harry and Draco find themselves sharing more and more of them. COMPLETE.

Harry and Draco have their first date on Christmas Eve and Harry is nervous. His friends aren't helping.

ONESHOT: Hermione is forced to attend a party down at the Weasley's Lake. Fred and George put on a show to entertain their guests. (Warning: Ridiculousness Ahead)

A messy hamburger leads to Castiel awkwardly doing his laundry in a deserted laundromat late at night in his boxers. Little does he know, cocky young Dean Winchester is about to walk into his life.

Six years after the disastrous event known as Teddy visiting Santa, Harry decides to visit one again with his son. But it looks like Santa and Malfoys are not meant to mix at all. Sequel to Malfoys and Santa Don't Mix Well; Christmas oneshot; Harry's Pov; mentioned MPreg; smidgen of violence; very implied mature scene; Santa being too touchy-feely; awkward pick-up lines; slash

Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?

Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.

"Why are we doing this?" She whispers. "I don't know," He says. "Fun?" "Somebody's going to get hurt." He laughs gently and lifts her chin to kiss her again. "Darling," He says gruffly, "You don't need to worry about me like that." { Fred/Hermione. EWE. Will be published in five parts. I own nothing. }

Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.

Eventual threesome. Tom Riddle's death led to someone else going to hell. When Dean is taking too long to break on the rack he is brought in to try other methods but never trust the son of a Marauder to obey the rules.

"I brought my new kitten to school hold her please while I kick this guys ass." Castiel is a punk with a kitten and Dean is a nerd with a crush (not first person, don't worry)

Draco has a hard time studying given Harry is sitting right there, looking all sexy.

Students throwing spells all over the castle for an unknown reason force Dumbledore to leave Severus Snape alone in his office. About to leave, the Potion Master is faced with Harry Potter who has a fantasy for both of them to act out, right there and then. Will Snape complain? (Complete, established relationship, 8th year!Harry, PWP, EWE, smut, read the warnings inside please.)

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

McGonagall has created a 'stress reliever' for the eighth years, something to take their minds off the finished war. Art class. Somehow, along the line, Harry and Draco become friends. Then much more. All because of a little thing called lead. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

One day, James Potter fell out of the sky. COMPLETE.

Ballet!lock/Sherstrade - A very drunk Sherlock meets a tired officer Lestrade. Whose self-control is going to slip away first ? (English version of my own fic "Un manque de self-control")

Hermione's been dreading - really dreading - the Hogwarts reunion. [Dramione Cliché gift/dare fic for Colubrina] EWE, ONESHOT, COMPLETE

Gabe teaches Cas about human customs that he didn't know about. Like, holding hands is a sign of trust; go grab Dean's hand. Destiel. Lil bit of Sabriel.

Set in HBP. Involves two boys, a bathroom and kissing. Drarry oneshot.

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

ONESHOT: It only took one slow smile- one glimmer of crossed ankles standing across from her bedroom door with an innocent expression and an indecent proposal to make her forgo eight hours of slumber for something a bit more appetizing. Hermione/George. Happy Birthday, Courbeau!

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

A case involving handcuffs brings back memories for Gibbs and DiNozzo, when they ended up being handcuffed and on the run together. "It was just the two of us behind enemy lines. Handcuffs were involved. You know Gibbs. He took charge and I fell for him…hard. What can I say? He's Gibbs." Established relationship, Gibbs/DiNozzo, first time, H/C, fugitives on the run, Pre-S1, S3.

Cas teaches high school at a religious private school, and mostly his life is quiet. He's smart, with a PhD in theology/religion. Then his life turns itself upside when he meets Dean Winchester. Over the course of the summer, Cas falls in love with Dean, despite a semi-serious fling with Balthazar. And all the time one question remains: What's going to happen when summer ends?

I'm scared to walk home in the dark and it's really late so I called a random number and got you AU (Cas is walking home in the dark Dean is the mystery person on the other line)

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Only an angel's soul mate can see their wings. Dean has always been able to see Castiel's wings but he thought everyone else could, too. When he finds out they can't, he asks Cas about it. (Destiel. Soulmate AU [of sorts]. Wing!Kink. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.

Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense. The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation. The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something. The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom. Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond. And then, it became something else.

Dean's date cancels on him at the last minute. Luckily, the stranger in the waiting area is willing to share a table with him.

George is caught by his mother when he is setting up his newly invented device. He only hopes that it wont change the way Hermione looks at him when she finds out. (No explicit content. M to be safe.)

The Ministry of Magic passes a new law, and George and Hermione get thrown together in the face of it. [Geomione, Marriage Law AU]

After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Oh my! Apparently our favorite Slytherin has a secret admirer! I wonder how our blonde will take it? Hopefully he doesn't find it to..hard to deal with the flood of letters and presents. Hopefully he realizes who it is, or will he have to wait for this mystery man to show himself? WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

Tony and Loki are in high school. Tony's hot, Loki's hot; Tony's an asshole, Loki's an asshole. So, you know... stuff happens. Okay, so there's more to it than that; Tony's the genius millionaire who can't get along with anyone, and Loki's the new kid who likes setting people on fire. Tony and Loki are gonna take over the world together. See warnings inside.

Dean is a kindergarten teacher with his best friend Charlie. Castiel is a writer who works in a coffee shop. He's also that one-night stand Dean planned on only seeing, well . . . once. Apparently that's not what Fate has in mind, since Cas starts showing up everywhere. So Dean decides to do the one thing that's always freaked him a bit - he's going to date Cas.

Dean is your standard bad-boy: all leather jacket and classic rock music and car. Castiel is your typical nerd: all school and no fun because hey, he does want to be the valedictorian. When Dean moves to Cas's school during their senior year, their worlds collide. And Cas finds that he so desperately wants to be corrupted. Then he accidentally falls in love. Destiel HS AU (smut).

Dean is spending a lot of time in the hospital waiting room waiting for Jess and Sam's baby to arrive. He makes a late night run to the cafeteria to pick up some coffee, meeting a deliciously rumpled blue eyed man in the elevator. While both are visiting the hospital for very different reasons, a surprising connection is formed.

Fred Weasley seems to have lost his suave charm when it comes to handling a ladies, one lady in particular actually. Late night reading seems to be his demise when it comes to charming the Weasley sweater off Hermione Granger. He comes to the conclusion he should ask for advice from his brothers. Updates on weekends; rated M for the proper reasons

When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL

The year was Merlin-knows-which, Stardate who-gives-a-bloody-f***, and Harry James Potter was annoyed, angry, lonely, wet and bloody tired of everything.

"I told you to DUCK you bloody idiot, not run into the bloody line of - BOMBARDA!" An explosion shook the abandoned warehouse. "You're a Witch! I ain't gonna trust no f****** Witch!" SLASH, RATED M FOR A REASON

*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.

Mature. After living in Australia for 2 years, Hermione returns home to a different life. Unsatisfied with the calm, settled lives her friends lead she happens across an elite Pureblood-Slytherin club, one she is eagerly invited into. But she never knew the affects her appearance would have on Draco Malfoy.

The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.

Tony and Loki sleep together. Loki refuses to leave. Tony finds that he doesn't mind all that much. It's all very domestic. See warnings inside.

Sammy makes a new friend and Dean's getting a little attached to the kid's dad. (Slash. Destiel. Kid/Family fic. Kid!Sam. Kid!Gabe. Rated M.) Complete.

After Skyfall, Bond moves into a new flat and falls in love with the music from upstairs. [00Q]

Harry is visiting Florence, Italy, when he runs into an unexpected person. They decide to explore the city together and by the end of the night, everything that Harry thought he knew had changed.

When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

While hiding out at the Burrow during the war, Draco and Hermione fall in love. But when it is time to return to reality, Hermione faces a difficult decision. Oneshot, smut.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))

Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home. [Post Skyfall, 00Q]

"That's cheating, you wanker!" Harry and Dean aren't having an easy time dealing with their sexual tension. "It ain't cheatin', if you never said I couldn't do it!" Maybe making bets isn't always a bad thing. M/M, One-shot, dedicated to HPSlashAddict

Chef Castiel Novak is on top of the world, with a top rated cooking show and restaurant. He's rich, famous, and gorgeous, but there's still something missing. Then his producer decides to throw a contest, and the lucky winner will have Castiel come to their home to cook a meal for them and their loved one. The only thing is, Castiel never expected to fall for the winner. Destiel AU

After the events at Skyfall, life was different for Agent 007. M was gone—no, there was a new M. There was a new Headquarters. He had a new flat in which he was still unpacking boxes of belongings. And then there was the matter of that new, young Q…a lanky, bespectacled boy with a mop of dark hair, who was in serious need of an attitude adjustment. Alternating POV slash, slow build

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

When Draco decides to start exploring gay dance clubs in London, no one is more surprised than Harry when the one he picks is Harry's favorite club, the Casablanca. This is a remix of Digthewriter's Of All the Gin Joints, In All The World. I encourage you to read her story first.

Harry is forced to take a vacation before becoming a full Auror, for his own health. He is less than pleased about that fact. Adding to his displeasure? The fact that in order to ensure he used the allotted vacation time to relax and not continue to work himself to death he was assigned an escort - none other than his Auror partner, Draco Malfoy. Creature fic. Harry/Draco slash WIP

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

18 year old high school senior Castiel Novak had an epiphany in the middle of math class that changed his life… forever.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Hermione, the HBIC at her law firm, likes to be in control. So when she attends a Halloween party and has a night of anonymous passionate sex where she is definitely not in control, she can't understand why, for the week afterwards, she fantasizes about it. But she's determined to figure out who her mystery partner was.

Dean Winchester is a serial killer, with a strange moral code. Castiel is a boring college student with multitudes of crippling anxieties and disorders. When Castiel becomes Dean's hostage will they discover they aren't so different after all? Destiel. Trigger Warning: Graphic Violence, Cutting, Depression, Suicidal Tendencies, Molestation.

Omegaverse. In his father's world of staunch traditions and strict gender dynamics, presenting as an omega is the worst thing that could happen to Draco, although accidentally bonding to Harry Potter and being forced into a marriage with Antonin Dolohov both come in close second.

The Avengers, and Pepper and SHIELD, were all worried that Loki would lead to Tony's downfall. Bad things only happen sometimes, though, like when people think that they can touch what belongs to the Jötunn, or when Tony gets hurt. Good things happen when the two are alone, or when they think that nobody's watching. And sometimes those good things happen in front of everyone.

Sequel to "The Unbearable Burden of Caring". Fifteen years have passed since the War, but the wizarding world isn't quite ready to forgive Draco Malfoy for his past sins, or for being in love with Harry Potter. For a former Death Eater who escaped conviction, it is a trial by fire.

How the double-ohs found out that James Bond is Q's favourite. See warnings inside.

The world is full of creatures that prey on humans. It is up to 'Hunters' to fight against the dark. Lucky Hunters rely on the help of angels they have bound to their service. Sam and Dean may be good Hunters, but they have yet to capture an angel. One day, Sam finds an angel and seizes the opportunity to bind the angel to himself. Little did they know what they were getting into.

Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M

When the one you love is hurt, you become enraged. Warnings for mild homophobic slurs.

Cas Novak never falls for straight guys, but when Dean Winchester walked into his classroom to pick up his niece one fateful afternoon, he realized you should never say never. - Dean/Cas

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...

A collection of 00Q prompts I've been taking on Tumblr. All are stand-alone drabbles unless stated otherwise. Rated M for some of the content. Warnings and prompts inside.

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.

Harry can feel Draco's gaze on him all night, burning with jealousy, and it takes all he has not to go to him, drag him home right now. The angrier Draco gets, the easier it'll be for Harry to get what he wants.

Harry is sleepy and sated from a night of endless sex, but Draco doesn't think that should stop them from continuing the fun.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

When a fire leaves best mates James Bond and Alec Trevelyan living at a hotel, Bond joins the Nova Prospekt hackerspace in hopes of finding not just a workshop but a place to meet and collaborate with creative, and innovative thinkers. He never expects the resident genius, a young man who calls himself Q, to capture his interest — and Alec's. Co-written with BootsnBlossoms!

James accidentally fails to close a webcam video, much to Q's surprise... and pleasure.

Q works too hard. James can fix that. 007 always gets what he wants, Q's a tease, and everyone knows what the two get up to in the Quartermaster's office. See warnings inside.

Some people think that Castiel has no feelings, that he just stands there, stony-faced, in every situation. Dean knows better; his angel is capable of every emotion in the book. And most of the time it's up to Dean to calm Castiel down. Not that he minds, of course. See warnings inside.

Despite Bond making a kind of running joke out of Q's "exploding pen" remark by requesting one at every opportunity… it was Q who mentioned it first. The reason behind it is quite simple. They both like to blow shit up. COMPLETED! ( 31,500 words) 00Q

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)

Dean 'The Demon' is an undefeated MMA fighter, until he is put up against Castiel 'The Angel' Novak who looks like a total wimp but gets under Dean's skin anyways. Dean looses it when Cas beats him and decided to teach him a lesson in the locker rooms after the fight. Warning: Homophobic language, Smut, Dubious Consent?, Bully!Dean.

Five times someone messed with Q's mug. And one time someone understood it's importance. See warnings inside.

Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.

Harry's looking for somewhere he belongs; what he finds is Draco.

The coming together of one Dean Winchester and one Castiel Novak. "Because, on the USS Destiel, there's no time for angst." Human AU. Slash. OBVIOUSLY Destiel.

Skyfall canon-AU. Only M knew what Bond really was. She knew about the darkness, the hunger sated only by violence and death. Each death destroyed him a little more. It was the fate of the kind he was. But then Q stepped into the picture and the predator's interest is piqued. Maybe, just maybe, Bond is what Q needs himself. Because Q needs an anchor before he loses himself, too.

"He told me… that he'd… loved and trusted people with his life before, and that it didn't end well. And he told me… that he would trust me with his life… and his death." - "Wow. Now I don't know which one of you to warn off of breaking the other's heart, anymore." 00Q COMPLETED

Ten Years ago Dean spent three days in bliss but when he learned the truth about his lover he couldn't deal. Ten years later a hunt brings them together again will Dean make the same choice Harry/Dean Slash AU

Sequel to Surprising Allies, Surprising Love. Severus and Harry are now together, but how are everyone else handling the information that Severus is now the Consort of their new Lord? And how is Harry handling them? Meanwhile Harry and Severus are still trying to figure out their new relationship.

Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS

Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

In order to build trust and inter-house unity, the Ministry School Board has designed an obligatory N.E.W.T. project for the eighth year students. Paired off, each team will be assigned a Charmed puffskein and required to share a room with their "families" throughout the term. If they all survive that long.

Winner of the Silver Award, in the Pride Category, of the Multifaceted Awards: Round Three, The Severus Snape Round! Pre HBP AU Romance - Forced to work together, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger realize that there is more magic in the world than they thought. They discover the magic that exists when two souls intertwine.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

Gift fic for SapphireQuill'sFic because she really wanted to see Harry and Draco's first kiss. An outtake from The Problem with Purity Ch 18: The Explanation .

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?

Teenage Human AU. It's a classic boy-likes-straight-boy story. Or possibly boy-likes-not-so-straight-boy story. Castiel can't quite decide. It's a little confusing when your supposedly straight best friend offers to teach you how to kiss.

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...

Demon!Dean/Leviathan!Castiel. Together they feed and fight their way through the USA. Until Dean finds himself trapped in a house full of hunters with no way out. Needles to say, Cas will not be happy.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

Draco sees Blaise Zabini talking to Harry and gets a little possessive. Oneshot. Established Drarry. Slash. M for obvious reasons.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel

Au based on 'the big C' in which Dean gets very sick, and deals with it the denial way. Meeting a homeless man on the way. Dean/Castiel Angst. Warning for trigger - Cancer. sorry if you think I dealt with it badly .

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Sometimes we know exactly what we're looking for, even if it isn't quite clear how to reach it. H/D Written for the hd holidays exchange on LJ.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

The Winchesters adjust to life as civilians while Castiel adjusts to being human. Christmas-fic. Sequel to "Leap That Makes the Fall."

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

Severus has the dreaded Writers Block. Harry decides to help him get inspiration. M U S E-verse, warnings: blowjob. SS/HP SLASH. Not important to have read M U S E.

There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

From the moment she met Spock, Uhura was pulled under his seductive spell. She just did not know it. Response to a kink meme prompt, requesting Uhura's first time. Complete details inside.

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

The last night of school before everyone goes onto their future lives. Time to say goodbye to everyone and to celebrate.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.

With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

It's a crazy world we live in. It's crazier still how some things change while others stay the same. AU. Sequel to Nostrum Vita Nostrum Via.

Hogwarts!fic, post-war, ewe, HPDM. The war is over, but nothing is ever pieced together the same way after it's been broken.

Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.

Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB

It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH

After his death by the hands of his brother, Gabriel honestly thought that was it. Until he realized he was thinking. Which, he was almost certain, wasn't something someone did after they died. Sequel to White Rabbit, but can be read alone.

It's funny the impact a single decision can have on our lives. It's NCIS, but only kind of how we know it. Gibbs/DiNozzo slash. AU.

Castiel's existence is barely acknowledged at his high school. Then Dean arrives. HS AU COMPLETE

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Castiel falls from Grace for Dean. This is the first fic I've posted!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

I've taken a very AU turn from the Sectumsempra scene. Not everything changes, but one small thing can make a very big difference. HPDM Hogwarts!fic Slash!Wwritten as my contribution to the Fandom Against Domestic Violence fundraiser.

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

Desperate for survival, Draco takes what he needs from others while avoiding the one he's meant to be with. His newfound compassion will not allow him to trap the one he loves, even if it means his own life is the price paid for Harry's freedom of choice.

ABANDONED Something went wrong with the summoning at the end of 'Lucifer Rising'. It wasn't Lucifer that rose, rather it transported his son to the church instead, and he isn't very impressed with his father. HP/SPN Xover. Slash! Dean/Cas/Harry

Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP

Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Draco and Harry have forged a secret friendship over their last year at Hogwarts. When school comes to an end, can they keep what they have, or will responsibilities to the world pull them apart? HPDM, ewe, post war, seventh year. Slash!

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash

When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H

This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

D/Hr themed, though Hermione does not feature here. This is Draco and Hermione's 16 year old's daughter's candid take on her eccentric father, warts and all. First person POV. Old fic, new home.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!

He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

He'd never forget her for the rest of his life. :Sirius/Hermione OneShot:

Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows

Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:

He found her most attractive when she had that gleam in her eye. Mischief galore. :SiriusHermione OneShot:

A rainy day and a cup of joe.

A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.

Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!

Short and sweet. After seven long years, the final Leaving Feast for Draco and those in his year has arrived. It’s time to award the House Cup, and the outcome is obvious, right?

Malfoy's machinations in detention one night lead to interesting results for Severus and Harry.

Double drabble. What is revealed when Harry is injured?

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

He could hear footsteps behind him and this time Draco didn't care let them come and see he was surrounded by ghosts of his own making it was obvious that there would be no escape and Draco had been running for far too long now. Oneshot for exchange.

Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !