The gang returns to watch season 2. [No Pairings]

Given the choice to change his ways or face the consequences, Arthur is propelled from urban England to the American suburbs, putting up with all the drama, pettiness, and idiots that go with it.

Harry Potter's third year at Hogwarts promises to be turbulent. Not only is a wanted criminal after him, he also has not one but THREE new professors from all across Europe. The mysterious Kirkland clan that seems to pop up everywhere now seems rather fishy, and the new students that are never too far away from him are somehow connected to them as well.

England and America spend some time together trapped in an elevator. US/UK

When their simple mission goes wrong, Eren and Levi unknowingly use a Portkey hidden in the most unlikely of places. Injured and disbelieving, the two of them find themselves in the Great Hall of the strangest and most frightening school they'd ever seen. It was going to take a while to get used to. Set after Shingeki No Kyojin series 1, Year 5 of Harry Potter.

Otherworld might be a terrible place to live, but it's the only home the 2Ps've got. When a new comet in the sky and monsters in the night steal the attention of the scheming nations, they turn their focus to a larger threat than next-door neighbors. '#%@ E.T. @%& *.' 'Steve, I don't care if you're livestreaming, I need your @ &#*& spaceship'

An attempt to bring some spice into Alfred F. Jones's life leads to a prank war of epic proportions.

Two immortal brothers, who had wandered the North American continent for many years while hiding their identity, decided to settle temporarily in a town. They never knew what they were until strange people began to arrive in town for some secret meeting. Modern AU: If America and Canada weren't found by the European nations. Cover art by りり

Alfred goes back to his childhood home to look for something and happens to run into Arthur. And then they fall.

The local council make plans to empty Hetalia Street of its inhabitants and pull it down but the inhabitants of said street won't go down without a fight...And you don't want to mess with these guys! 2p!s

America is hosting a New Year's party and he invites all the nations to D.C. They're all going to watch the ball drop together. Who knows what might become of it? This is mainly a Gerita fic, but will also have some USUK. I love them both too much! Rated T for some swearing.

The underwater Kingdom of Spades is searching for its next king. The problem! The next king is a land-dweller and terrified of the ocean.

Alfred is still adjusting to life in the UK, he's struggling to make friends and stressed about his job. However, a mysterious downstairs neighbour might be just the thing to occupy his time. Rated T for strong language.

Alfred longs for a little peace from his home life and a little adventure from the outside. Perhaps a group of orphans can help. Especially the one with the freckles and green eyes.

Alfred and Arthur hated each other from the moment they met, and decided instantly that they wanted nothing to do with the other. However when forced to share a dorm room, they begin to find that avoiding each other is going to be harder then it looks.

Matthias and his team of bounty hunters are some of the best in the galaxy, able to catch anyone they set their minds to. But, after taking on the task of hunting down members of three scattered royal families who have been missing for years, the group finds themselves getting pulled into the war between the imperious Union and the volatile Resistance - with no way to get out of it

Arthur was a stray Scottish Fold. Between scrounging for food and fending off Francis, an annoying white Persian that often tried to mount him. He never thought of having a family as he was quite the loner. However, when he finds a box of kittens and an alley cat that has been taking care of them, he believes that perhaps he might be able to fit in into the odd family. (USUK)

Arthur works at a normal job, doing normal things, with (sort of) normal people. But then the dreaded town legend decides to buy something from their grocery store and things aren't so normal anymore. My contribution for the ususktwiceperyear event odd professions.

One mistake can ruin your entire world. But another could change it for the better, in ways you couldn't possibly imagine. Alfred's learning this the hard way. Fantasy au. Featuring Knight!America and Wolf!England

A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for 12 hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings] SEQUEL UP!

Compilations of angsty oneshots and destroyed ships. Various Pairings.

As England lies bedridden at the height of the Blitz, he reflects on death, and what it means for nations like him. But not everyone is so willing to let him go just yet, for even hero's are afraid of something. One-shot.

when Alfred travels to England to stay with an old friend of his father's, he expects a fun, carefree trip. What he gets is far from it: As Alfred works to uncover the truths in the mysterious Kirkland family, he begins to realise that all is not as it seems. Will he be able to unravel the past, and can he save the young Kirkland boy, Arthur, from the daily suffering he endures?

Italy gets fed up with always getting things wrong and being scolded by Germany so runs away. He is then taught the art of rebellion by the pirate king of punk - England! Rated for language and France being France.

The Ministry is interfering at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. England wont stand for it, not if it is going to cause him pain. Voldemort's mass killings in the first Wizarding War lead to him coughing blood and having seizures. By posing as a Professor at Hogwarts, he is going to stop things from getting out of hand. Rated T for violence. FanCharacter involved.

The nations of the world are stranded on a remote island in the middle of nowhere due to a spell gone wrong! Can they survive long enough to be rescued, or will they perish? There will be character death "on-screen" and "off-screen".

It happens every September- THE LIST is posted all over school. Two girls are picked from each grade. One is named the prettiest, one the ugliest. The girls chosen become the centre of attention, each reacting differently to the experience. This year's victims Monika, Felicity, Felka, Madeline, Alice, Francine, Julchen and Elizaveta struggle with the judgement of their peers.

Vintage AU: Lovino makes the best clothes in the city. Antonio is a prince on the run. (Falling in love is as easy as sewing fabric. It's fairly straightforward until you take your eye off the machine for ONE DAMN SECOND-) Spamano. Short multi-chapter.

It's hard to be the royals of Spades, but Alfred and Arthur make it work. For midnightleone on Tumblr, once again.

A simple spell gone wrong leaves Arthur and Oliver in each other's bodies. Now they have to figure out a way to make this right, all while trying to hide their screw-up from everyone else. What could possibly go wrong? 1p!USUK and 2p!USUK. Rated for language.

This is the story of what of Private Alfred F. Jones and what awaited me and my comrades at the end of the war; this is the story of the men whose name remained forgotten in history; this is our story.

By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.

The year is 2020, and the Olympic Games are beginning in Tokyo. Everyone is teeming with excitement. Everyone except Britain's best archer Arthur Kirkland, who is still trying to recover from what happened to him in Rio with American swimmer Alfred Jones. But Arthur is here to compete, and with so much tension brewing around him the games this year are sure to never be forgotten.

I wrote this as an assignment for my history class.

Alfred F. Jones and Alice Jones are couple in stagnating marriage. They seem like mundanes, but they are assassins working for adversarial agencies. One their mission, they finds out about each other's true identities, now they have to eliminate each other. USUK / America x Fem!England / Rated M for themes of action, murder, languages, and smut / Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU

Alfred can't wait to take Arthur on a camping trip. Gift for midnightleone on Tumblr.

It's all out war Nations vs. Bosses! When several major governments start apprehending their own personifications the remaining will have to team up to rescue those caught and figure out how to set things straight. But when effects of this major upset start leaking into the 2P world it prompts the team-up no one saw coming. 1P and 2P versus the world! Warning: Language

The Magic Trio goes to Hogwarts as students as Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and Scotland is concerned of Harry Potter's safety. Meanwhile the Golden Trio is getting suspicious of the three new kids, who is said to have been homeschooled until now [sequel to 'White Halls' but can be read as separate story] [slight Romania/OC] [Part1 of the Magic Trio Series]

All is fair in love and war. Blue shells included. Established USUK

After ten years of living as the youngest of four children, Arthur Kirkland is firmly convinced that older brothers are useless at best, a nuisance at worst. The introduction of six-year-old Alfred into his life is the first of many changes that force Arthur to reconsider his position. (Human AU)

After a horrifying accident regarding America, Canada covers up all evidence. To keep his secret, he must pose as America and fool the world into believing that he is him. Meanwhile, Britain works feverishly to find a cure for America's worsening "condition".

Enjoy all your favorite Attack on Titan ships (Aruani, EreMika, Reibert, JeanMarco, Springles, Yumikuri) in a college AU, where no one has to die. Authors thesketchytepe and blue tshirt team up to bring you laughs, romance, college drama, and tragic backstories. Please enjoy our version of how the characters' lives would be like without the walls.

It's really not that surprising to learn that American states can have some pretty weird laws. But some of those laws can be so weird that it makes you ask how the laws were passed in the first place. Follow America as he breaks 50 of the strangest laws in his states.

Alfred F. Jones' day was going great, at least until he sent someone three feet down the road with his car.

The nations have somehow been revealed to the public. What happens next. Basically a series of one-shots about the nations saying guess what I'm a country.

Tiny scenes of the lives of two boys. Human AU. A revised version of Flashes.

Dear mom, dad, and brother. If you read this, it means you are looking around in my room to find a clue to my whereabouts. Unfortunately, since I'm far from sure myself I can't let you know, and even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. Don't look for me and don't try contacting me. I'll return one day when I've found out who I am. Love, your failure of a son and brother.

Alfred and Arthur are sent on an undercover mission. Their task is to take down the Nordic drug ring at the local high school. Let the chaos ensue. Rated T because Arthur's a sarcastic snob. (Cop AU/ NO pairings).

Arthur would rather mope during Christmas, but Alfred has other plans. (My submission for the usuk Christmas Countdown)

(SEQUEL TO THE PRICE OF WISDOM.) As conflicts in the wizarding community come to a head, Voldemort will stop at nothing to have Kirkland in his clutches, just as Harry will stop at nothing to see the Dark Lord dead.

Depressed and rejected by his family, Arthur longs for a new beginning during his first year of University. There he meets Alfred, an optimistic bright-eyed oaf with a sunny smile. An unlikely romance develops between them, one that was already doomed from the beginning. (USUK, multichapter)

MERRY CHRISTMAS! It's cold outside, just ask America and Britain!

A young woman in her early 20's, was going to move to a beautiful old house in the outcast of the city. But before she was ready to move in, she wanted to spend a night in the house to make sure she would like it. But she wasn't ready for the horror she had to witness... 2ptalia, 2p FrUk, 2p FACE FAMILY. One-shot

Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.

USUK, pottertalia/ Arthur is a disgruntled auror for the Ministry of Magic. Alfred is a skilled engineer in London. When Arthur is sent on a suicide mission, he never meant to run into the muggle. However, neither anticipated the mess they were getting themselves into. Warnings: Language, some homophobia, and fantasy violence.

The best way to pine after your love is to recite a long soliloquy in isolation and wait for him to say one back.

The Kirkland brothers have been behaving like children, Fighting, arguing disturbing a meeting. Mamma Britannia thinks she has a solution.( Deaged Kirklands, Cute England, Protective Scotland

Vlad moves to a new town to attend the World Academy, and immediately becomes the target for bullies. He forges a friendship with the other three main targets, but soon it becomes just too much, and they've had enough.

And so the suspense begins.

Alfred, like anyone who's ever been human, wants a lot. Will he ever receive that? Or is life as disappointing as one-sided love? Submission for the usuktwiceperyear seasons' collection.

And I would give all I am for you. My very first allegory from three years ago.

In times of war, it is best to hold onto something treasured lest it be destroyed.

Valentines is best spent...

We all have silly ideas, some sillier than others.

We all forget. But that doesn't make the process any less terrifying.

Reincarnation AU - In the aftermath of a Genocide run, the main inhabitants of the Underground are thrust into a new life through the power of their SOULs.

Arthur just needs a break. Alfred gets him to go to Hogwarts... as a student. Can the nations survive this year without exposing themselves? And can they possibly keep Harry Potter safe? Only time will tell. Rating subject to change. Written for a friend's birthday. ON HIATUS SORRY.

After visiting a strange bar, the cadets discover a man with eyebrows equally as superior as Erwin Smith. With chaos and beer, who will truly have the best eyebrows?

Connie and Sasha have college exams to study for and plan an all night study session, but who are they kidding? Of course they spend most of it playing video games and goofing off. They make a bet, and the loser has to buy the winner as many burgers as they want. A winner is about to emerge when Bertolt leaves a not-so-nice surprise for them.

No one is born with a heartbeat. The heart will only start beating when a person looks into the eyes of their soul mate. Everybody waits for that day but it's easy to lose hope. Ch1 SuFin, Ch2 Gerita, Ch8, PruCan, Ch9 UsUK, Ch16 Giripan, Ch17 RoChu, Ch32 Spamano, Ch34 IceLiech, Ch35 BelxOc. Fan art created by Bluebellerin on Deviantart! Rated T just to be sure.

When Britain gets drunk, he does some pretty stupid things. Well, these top them all! Rated T just to be sure!

Inspired by the Hamiltots blog, this is a collection of small oneshots following our favourite revolutionaries (and Peggy!) as they make their way through Kindergarten. Watch as they try to get along, try not to blow up the school, and as poor Mr. Washington tries hard not to resign.

The nations find the Book Of Secrets. In it is 1000 secrets that 10 unlucky nations would rather have been kept to themselves.

The evening shift in Walmart was handled by three college students from the nearby university. Arthur, Francis and Kiku all believed that working in Walmart was penance for some past sin. But dealing with pasta addicts, excessive coupon use and trolley races seems an excessive punishment. They'll survive with hopefully nothing broken, but probably not.

"Ugh, seriously, who arranges a meeting the day before Christmas Eve?" USUK, Christmas fic. America and England verbally maul each other in a hotel room.

Christmas is a special time for Britain and Germany and it all began one unforgettable night in 1914.

2P Prussia died after his dissolution and everyone was being destroyed with guilt. 2P Austria though found out that the other world they called '1P' has still their own Prussia alive and kicking but no one appreciates him. So why not take him if he was not appreciated? The 2Ps will take good care of 1P!Prussia. (Nationverse, 2Pverse, Human and Country names used)

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in a SIRIUS BLACK unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, get the best of your unit while keeping all your extremities, we've taken the liberties of writing this manual, and strongly suggest that you read it before attempting to handle your unit.

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

On a whim Arthur applies for an internship at a publishing house halfway around the world. There he gets a new lease on life and he meets someone who offers him the change he's been looking for. USUK. Co-written with the amazing Fakiagirl (even chapters two and four) and the wonderful Zeplerfer (even chapters beginning with six).

Police officer Vash Zwingli stared at the man before him. "Oliver Kirkland, did you kill Allan Jones?" "Yes"

Halloween Fic. It's a tradition in the Scouts, on a certain day to choose a superior officer to make scream. Unfortunately for Eren and the others, this year's victim is Humanity's Strongest Soldier, Corporal Levi!

All he wanted was to make pasta, but then Romano finds himself thrown into a series of outrageous events.

Sooo… some idiot decided to trap a school full of children and kill the roamers off one by one, there's just one teeny tiny problem with that. The school is filled with some messed up kids that no one in their right minds would want to fight. 2p hetalia

America has noticed that Canada has been feeling down lately. Being the heroic big brother he is, he takes the matter in his hands and drags Canada out of the house for some brotherly bonding. In Texas. In the middle of summer. Too bad Canada, a northern nation, doesn't exactly have a good heat tolerance. Needless to say, things don't go as planned.

A madness sweeps across Europe when a select few nations are turned into puppets of a terrorist organization and are forced to target their loved ones. *Will eventually be majorly edited*

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a SEVERUS SNAPE unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new buy to the very best of his abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we've provided you with this manual.

America's running around naked and England's chasing him! End of summary!

America begs England to come to his birthday party on the 4th of July, a thing England absolutely refuses to do but, this year, some ghosts have decided to teach him the error of his ways and to move forward from the past! Counting down to the 4th of July! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, AMERICA!

Caution: No countries were harmed in the making of this fic.

He told them not to! Didn't he tell them not to? Oh well! Guess they had to learn the hard way! BTT! Say no more!

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Defence Against the Dark Arts comes naturally to Alfred Jones, to Arthur's dismay. Faced with the prospect of failing his first class, Arthur has to swallow his pride and ask his sworn rival for help with the Patronus Charm. Pottertalia Universe. One sided USUK.

The 105th Trainee Squad are about to begin their training and Shadis has a lot of work to do! Especially with the Japanese, two German, American, British, Russian, Chinese, French and two Italian cadets! Was there a Canadian cadet? I'm not sure!

Drabbles, Oneshots, and AUs from within the universe of "The Price of Wisdom" APH/HP Xover. Lots of terrible humour. Not all that entertaining. Beware.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

After faking his own death, Alfred boarded a pirate ship under the belief it was a safe supply ship. Now he has a choice; either join the Emerald Dragon's crew, or drown in the seas trying to swim to land… Hiatus

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

AU. Romano and Feliciano Vargas have just lost their parents. Romano, who is 22, must care for his 6 year old little brother. Enter Antonio Carreido, the agent from Child Services who must record his progress, however, it's hard for the cheerful Spaniard to keep from falling in love with this little broken down family and with Romano.

Italy says Vee for a reason but it annoys Germany so much, he forbids Italy to say it. With disastrous results! Rated T!

Alfred, Survey Corps Captain is returning home for a successful mission outside of Wall Rose. His fellow Captain on the expedition is less then enthusiastic and Alfred tries to help hype him up. Only to realize there's a very good, bittersweet reason why Arthur is depressed.

Song fic! Little America asks for a story at bedtime so England tells him one. A story about a pirate and smuggler!

AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.

During a normal world meeting there a slight change in the seating arrangement. Not something to freak out over right? Wrong. America is not happy about being displaced and Scotland makes it clear that he doesn't really care since it was his spot first, and he's not willing to give it up again to anyone. England was his brother first and foremost, not America's.

For the 70th anniversary of VE Day. "And as for us... all it can mean is that we're still human enough to shout and cheer amongst them. After everything we've done, we can still love. What's so bad about that?" USUK

After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.

America messed up, big time, now the FACE family and the UK siblings search the ravaged remains of London searching for their shared family member. How will they cope with being forced to watch helpless as England takes his last breaths. Scotland comforts and is comforted, America regrets, and Canada is not forgotten. I do not own Hetalia.

Britain arranges a ghost hunt. He's accompanied by Germany, Italy, Japan and, of course, America. Warning: Nations freaking out!

Sequel to Playing Cupid: The Yaoi club finds themselves in a whole new situation. They have to get their ships together while somehow putting on the spring show. As if our girls didn't have enough to do, they need to learn the drama business and quick. When snobby actors, and catty rumors fill the theater can there be room for romance? Major USUK, PoLiet, SuFin, and minor others

Oneshot, au. When someone dies, it's the living that has to carry on. It's the living that has to find a way to say goodbye. But how? Where does one go to find the solitude where death has hidden their friend? After the war, everything changed...even their childhood haunt. But Jean goes back, he goes back for Marco. He goes back to say his goodbye.

While sheltering in a train carriage, Alfred F. Jones witnesses a ghost re-enact his death. Three months later, he sees the ghost again but what is really happening? UsUk. Rated T. Warning : Suicide!

A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

Not Frozen. It's snowing! The Nations are stuck in a World Meeting and certain Nations would rather be having fun in the snow. Then Italy asks a question. One-shot for Christmas. Rated T for certain naughty words.

Alfred can't speak, but does his best to keep his asthmatic brother away from unhealthy air. Arthur can't cut his cigarette addiction, nor does he want to. It really is unfortunate they are neighbors in the same building, isn't it?

For Nov. 11th. WW1, told from the perspective of Matthew Williams. Oneshot/Songfic set to the song "Mama" by "My Chemical Romance".

Antonio was the best football player in the high school team. Until a certain Lovino Vargas arrives. Lovino is gifted, ruthless, and brilliant on the field. Antonio finds it all rather endearing, much to Lovino's chagrin. And somehow, this has something to do with 'being true to yourself' and all that jazz. -Spamano oneshot. Human AU-

It stunned all the nations. Just what made Sweden smile? Short one-shot!

Based from Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5. In the morning after that horrible night, Italy's body had been swept out to sea, leaving his spirit in limbo. Wanting to find his friends, he asks for Rome's help to find his friends again. That is, if they are willing to talk to the ghost of the friend they murdered.

"What do I think?" This is a dangerous question. England pauses, looking at his king. Henry, that spoilt, tempestuous brat. "I think it's quite the silliest thing I have heard from you yet. What think you of naming it 'The Church of Henry?" For St George's Day/England's birthday.

"What could you possibly give a man who's already had everything?" USUK

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

Alfred had been seated in a coffee shop, aside the window next to the big main street, sipping on his freshly made latte when he had seen /him/ across the street. USUK, Oneshot/Drabble, modern AU, sappy.

In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US

In Everett High School there is a secret club called the yaoi club. It is their job, during Sadies, to set up couples. This year Elizabeta has an ambitious plan. She is going to find a date for the infamous Lovino Vargas. Her choice is Antonio, unfortunately half the girls want to ask him too. Will she and her friends succeed? Contains Spamano, UsUk, Prucan, GerIta, others

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

Arthur takes a tumble on a cold winter's night, and gets a reminder that even if he tries to push people away, it doesn't mean they'll necessarily let him. Non-AU, US/UK, although could be viewed as brotherly.

Everyone knows about war... you've read about it, you heard about it... and these are poems , that I've created.. WARNING: Horror and Tragedy. Also, this is the first time I ever wrote a collection of poems... hope you like them.. Enjoy. R&R, requests for more, are welcomed. ( I do not own Hetalia or this (these) cover pics..)

"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK

England returns home from a meeting one night and goes down into a room no one but him is allowed in. Something happens and he gets the sudden urge to become a pirate all over again. Will he stay as a pirate or can someone bring back the gentleman they all know and love?

It's November the eleventh the day in which we take a moment of silence to remember those that have gone. With there being less and less survivors from the world wars, England wants to make sure that the people are not forgotten, but how? UK bros and commonwealth make an appearance

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

It was Sunday in England's house, also known as Cleaning Day. And boy, was there a lot to clean up. Maybe taking in six young colonies all at once hadn't been the best idea, but it was too late to go back on that now. Colonies AU Parent!England Chibi!Colonies. Don't own the characters! R&R. Same AU as 'The Great Late Night Cake Raid'

USUK AU: It's 1937 in Egypt and historian Arthur Kirkland and his eccentric, genius accomplice, Alfred Jones, plot to steal The Heart of Ra from the University of Cairo. If all goes to plan, its owner, Turkish collector Sadiq Adnan, won't even notice. Mini multi-chapter fic.

It's bedtime in England's house but there are a few little colonies who are determined not to go to sleep. Parent!England, Chibi!Colonies Don't own Hetalia

It's the decadent age of jazz, and all over Manhattan gangs are making alliances, fighting, and bootlegging. Thrown into the midst of this is two police officers, will they live or succumb to the overwhelming madness of the illegal underworld of New York? (Pairings UsUk, GerIta, PruCan, Spamano, with minor PoLiet, SuFin, SwissxLiech, and Austria-Hungary.) Character death later

England had made a promise to those he cares about which he is going to keep no matter what. Based on the song Follow me by muse. rated T for the swears

Bertholdt's upset, and Reiner's trying to comfort him. actually totally plotless just wanted to get some more reibert out there

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Sequel to '1912'. USUK. Arthur extends a diplomatic invitation to Alfred travel to Britain on the RMS Lusitania during WWI; but Alfred, still haunted by the sinking of the Titanic, has qualms about the ship, the warzone she'll be passing through and Arthur's motives. Is it really safer than 1912 when Imperial Germany has sworn to sink all shipping suspected of carrying weapons?

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.

His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.

Alfred wants Arthur to visit him this Christmas instead of being the miserable Scrooge that he normally is. Unfortunately, he didn't turn up to the latest meeting. Deciding to be a hero and take care of his 'sick' crush, Alfred decides to pay him a visit and convince him that way... rated T for language, just a bit of fluff for Christmas.

Another world meeting and England is bored out of his mind, until something catches his eye out of the window. Rated T for England's French. No pairings unless you want to read it that way. Errrrrrmmmmm that's it I think

Fleeing for his life and into the dead stillness of the icy landscape, a strange man is saved from death's embrace through sheer luck. What is Arthur running from, and why does his saviour Alfred live the loneliest existence possible? Us/Uk, AU.

"... Because Alfred and Arthur need the advice." Follow our favorite hero and gentleman through a series of universes in which they realize sometimes you really do need a bit more then just love- you need to show it. USUK.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

When a mafia family learns Romano's best kept secret, he's willing to do anything to protect the most important person in his life- Veneziano. No matter how many bridges he needs to burn, or how many lies he needs to tell. If he's still around by the end of this, he can always try to fix it then. But one thing is clear. N. Italy will not be hurt. WILL BE UPDATED INFREQUENTLY

Moving is always hard. Moving to another country is another matter entirely, and Arthur Kirkland isn't so good at coping. Written for USUK Secret Santa 2012.

Hyperacusis, a health condition characterized by an over-sensitivity to certain frequency ranges of sound. When it all gets a bit too overwhelming, Arthur seeks comfort in the form of Alfred. A pre-USUK, fluffy comfort fic between the two boys for the New Year. Non-AU. Human names used.

USUKUS: 2012 Christmas countdown collection. Their celebrations throughout the years as the world changes and so do they. Set in the same continuity as '1912'.

Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK

"Today's adventure had begun on the other side of the Atlantic, when America crashed through England's plate glass window, tripped over a stack of paperwork, landed face-first on his desk, and told him in all seriousness that he would not leave until England agreed to go do something fun with him, because he was completely, totally, seriously bored." Friendship/USUKUS

An outbreak of the "Green Flu" has infected most of the world's population; causing people to attack, devour, and mutilate friends and family. Iain, Alfred, and Arthur now have to survive a world gone mad. Warning: Blood, gore, language. Character deaths

WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.

This is the story of how my two best friends loved and died. It is not a happy story, and it has no happy ending, only the sense of hope that follows despair. I will try not to over romanticize it, since it is no Romeo and Juliet. It simply the tale of two lost souls who loved one another more than they even dared to say. This is how Alfred and Arthur ended their lives. Together.

As the silent winter draws in, and the skies darken with clouds, there is one night which is still filled with light and noise. So the highest window in the house stands open on Guy Fawkes' Night, no matter how cold or wet it is, for this is England's time for celebration, even if there is another in the house who won't stop asking questions about this strange day...

"And so the rain falls, and England thinks of things that were and then weren't, that might have been and now never would and—perhaps—were never there at all." A contemplation of England's special relationship with the rain. 3-parter, songfic, contains USUKUS…maybe. Perhaps. You'll see.

Private Alfred F. Jones writes letters home from Vietnam.

Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

In the midst of the chaos caused by the Blitz, there is still a chance for England to show his people the meaning of the phrase "Keep Calm and Carry On".

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

As the tide of battle begins to turn in England's favour, he finds himself boarding a strange, red-hued ship that has been racing along with the Spanish Armada. What he finds on board, however, is rather more than he bargained for... Co-written with The Muse of Insanity, and therefore complete crack.

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

AU Antonio is a daydreaming street rat. Lovino is a perpetually annoyed prince. Throw in a pasta-loving Sultan, a bushy-browed Vizier, and a genie that refuses to stay fully clothed, and you've got the most nonsensical adventure Agrabah has ever seen.

During his time as a colony, America visited England several times. On one of these visits, something happened that would leave such an imprint on him that it would last for the rest of his life. No, not England's cooking – something far more dangerous...

USUK. On 4th July, 1950, America unloops history in his bid to rid the world of Communism. The result is the initiation of War Plan Red: war with Great Britain and all that inevitably follows in 1939.

The time is WWII, and rationing is in effect in Great Britain. England has only one problem with that: *tea* is rationed too, and he can't get nearly enough for his definitely-not-an-addiction. What's he to do? Contains progressively more crack as he's driven mad - let the insani-tea begin! Note: can be construed as having slight US/UK/US in some chapters.

The Tower of London - palace, prison, fortress, home. Throughout England's history it has been all of these things, and more. Now he only visits occasionally, but there are still those who will welcome him back, however faded their existence. Concerning the Tower of London, the oldest on-going ceremony in the world and some friends of England's that nobody else will ever see...

America has just heard something very interesting; England once had a boss called Alfred. More to the point, Alfred the GREAT. But what could a centuries-dead English king possibly have in common with the awesome hero that is the USA?

America is shocked when England appears in that red jumpsuit - and finds himself unwillingly thinking back on his history with the terrifying man he knows as Red England. Slight UK/US, yay for historical awesomeness!

One Shot: England was always known as a gentleman among the other nations so this meeting was a bit of a shock for all... Contains: OOC-ness, Crack, Hard to understand accents, Bad Language and more crack for the sake of it xP

.:C:. A series of adventures between little England and Rome, because who knows what will happen between a rebellious island and the world's strongest empire over two hundred years? Well, apparently a lot.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Six days until Christmas. Six USUK/UKUS prompts to count them down - oh, and you guys were the ones that picked them. All aboard the HMS USUK Failboat for some lulzy - and not so lulzy - shipping fun!

AU. In which nightmarish Thanksgiving traffic results in a fender bender that develops into something Arthur Kirkland would've never expected. Oneshot. USUK.

For some people, certain concepts are hard to understand. To Arthur Kirkland, the idea of beauty seems unattainable, but Alfred F. Jones intends to fix that. USUK

Prussia and Romano troll the Apple store in a New York Mall. Rated T for language.

It's Halloween and Alfred is wanting to go out on the town for some sweets. Arthur disagrees with the request and becomes frustrated with the topic. He just wants a quiet evening with Alfred, but it doesn't really go as planned.

UKUS. The Turn-of-the-Century War rages and human-devouring creatures known as Nations feast on the humans who fight it. Too bad for Alfred Jones, consort of the Nation England, that he didn't disappear that night.

Circa 1940: Still-neutral Alfred shows up in war-torn London, and in the live today, die tomorrow atmosphere of the Blitz, Arthur can't see the harm in taking what he wants. UKUS. Yaoi.

Prequel to Gutters. In the days leading up to The Calamity, the world braces and families struggle not to be torn apart.

AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland

After getting a concussion, Alfred can't stop seeing a figment of his imagination, Arthur. But when Arthur won't go away, he is sent to get professional help. How can he possibly get better when his Russian therapist is even more bonkers than he is? DISCONTINUED

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.

I'd fallen on the beaches of Normandy. I'd closed my eyes and prepared to die. I'd given up; but one person refused to give up on me. USUK WW2 oneshot Alfred's POV

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.

Arthur loves Alfred. He needs help and he tries to get it from his good friend, Kiku. What happens when he makes a mistake and accidentally ends up confessing to Alfred? High School AU, shameless shout-outs to my other OTPs, especially PruCan.

In the span of twelve years, eleven people had been given a death sentence from that house. It was no wonder why the red house was a realtor's worst nightmare. The house had been vacant for nearly a year before a new family moved in. Alfred's family

America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D

Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

...and one time he did it on purpose. Spain/Romano, fluff galore. Originally written for the kink meme.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Rewind back through Alfred's spontaneous visit to London. -This flick is written backwards, hence the title :D- USUK One shot

Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.

Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, Alfred and Arthur were always meant to fit together. Funny thing is, they don't want to admit it. America/England, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, France/Canada, Greece/Japan, and slight Hungary/Prussia/Austria in the end

*Sequel to Pirate, you must read that before reading this.* If America thinks Pirate!England looks stunning in that portrait, how will he react to the real thing? US/UK

There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end