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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Hey Arnold, and SpongeBob SquarePants. MUWAHAHAHAAA!!! EVILNESS RULES!!!!! EVIL!!! i write that in every review!!..i think... I write it cause its annoying !!!! Seriously, IT IS!! See how pointless i'm when i'm ...alive.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Actually, by evil weirdness standards, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! i LLOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE chocolates EVIL!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!! The ... i have no idea... So anyhoos, LIFE AIN'T BEAUTIFUL!!! The statement-thingy of the "till the nxt time i bother to change it": ...UNGA BUNGA!!!... Enjoy it. well, ENJOY!!!! NOWWWW!!!!! Well, who ever is actually reading this, YAY!! TO YOU!!! HURRAY FOR YOU!!! And those who didnt even bother, ...MY INSIGNIFICANT TAPDANCING HUMBUG ARMY WILL ...HURT YOU!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Ahh...Ahh...AAAAHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! fooled ya, SUCKERS!!! Doo de doo de dooooooo!!! Lalalaaaaaaa!!! Doo de doo de dooooo!!!! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! See!! i can... SING!!!! REJoice!!! For the evil ruler can,...SING!!!! Muwahahaa!! The punniness of you earthlings ...Make me FEEL funny. Rejoice!! for your leader is FEELing funny. DDOOOO dee dooo dee dooooooooooooooooooDE!!!! LALALALaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLUM!!!! Dooo de doo de doooooooooooodle!!!! APPLAUD!! APPLAUD NOW!! The future of the earth is in my insect-typy hands!! wait...humbug is a bug ...right?...or maybe it something EVIL... EVIL HANDS OF MINE!!! I"M confused...Boo hoo. Guess what?!!! I REVIEW!!! Every dayu or so, i go aon a review frenzy!! And review any story there is!!! And the best part is...I'm the most pointless reviewer eveer!!!!! POINTY POINTY pOINTY!!! lalalaaaaaaaaa lum!!! |
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A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
At the Beginning by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Hiatus Pending Rewrite : Please either see Chapter 12 for an important message concerning the new version, or proceed to my profile for Beginning Again, the rewritten version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Light by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Lily and James hate each other. A lot. But when a prank is taken too far and Lily makes a stupid mistake and shows off to her sister about a boyfriend she doesn't have, everything tumbles downhill from there or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,796 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Horribly Nauseating Class by Karana Belle reviews
ON HIATUS::It's Seventh year and a crazy new class has been brought into the curriculum. And what does an egg have to do with anything? DMHG Chapter 15: The First Annual Halloween Costume Contest at Hogwarts has begun! But what are the Weasley twins doing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Searching for a Saviour by Lady-Hermione23 reviews
There are ENTIRELY too many Remus slash stories. This one is a Remus romance to start out, with more action toward the end. Set during 7th year after events from Harry Potter and the Looking Glass. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,143 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Remus L.
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gee, We're Stuck by Takitwo reviews
It was a harmless Valentines Day game to everyone except Hermione and her good ole foe. What's worse than being handcuffed to Draco for Hermione? Having your best friends give away the only key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry's Favor by blind assassin reviews
Hermione had not recieved any news from Harry and Ron in two years. One day, she meets Harry at the Ministry and he asks her if she will let a friend of his stay at her house. Without asking who it is, she agrees. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In The Least Likely Of Places by lavender baby reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Hermione has never been needed, Draco has never needed anyone. So when she takes a trip to find herself and stumbles across her old enemy-turned-good in need of help, will she realize that the key to herself is in him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Lions and Serpents by PureSirius reviews
Draco and Hermione are exhcange students at a muggle High school. They have to live in the muggle world in the U.S for 3 months and learn to get along. Will Romance blossom? Or will they end up killing each other by the end of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Child's Atrocity by Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Misfit by vampire-convenant reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts to discover that his best friend Blaise is romantically entangled with Hermione Granger. After a few awkward incidents, Draco can't help but to feel envious of Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Top 77 Ways to Annoy Snape by Carmen Willows reviews
Chapter 9-the last one-is up! Who will win? The Weasley twins have made a contest to find the best ways to annoy Snape and others! Was once a list, but that fell off so now it's a story. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - George W.
Reproduction by Young poet15 reviews
Hogwarts has a sexaul education class...Yeah well I've been wanting to do this for a while...I tried as best as I could to make it different...I think I did an okay job...COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eclipse Ooh, Tingly! by Aznyx reviews
An anomalous story of the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess, filled with frosty scenes, refreshing exhilarations and a small white square gum, and how things turn around when Draco swallowed the gum..DracoHermione. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Chemical Imbalances by Fluff reviews
My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pieces by brilliant-moon reviews
Hermione is about to have her first child. Is it possible, that Draco Malfoy: Deatheater could be the father?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Sponge song reviews
Monkee man!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/21/2005
I'm a meenie reviews
Er... there is none.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/11/2004
O! Those stinkiful babies! reviews
Its a poem about how smelly and yucky the adorable babies really are. Dont read if you want your sainty to be intact. MUWAHAHAHAAA!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/10/2004
HARRY POTTER AND THE ONLY ONE DAY OF WEIRDENESS! reviews
Harry has a very weird 5th book, chapter-1! But the rest of the chapters are from the original 5th book so i didn't bother to write them. So anyways, READ IT!
FOR EVILNESS RULES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004