The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Stop, stop, stop," I can feel my own little breaths on my arms, scarred arms and skin heavy with sin. Ragged breathing, recognized as my own, and tears wrenched their salty existence from my lashes. (Rating for language and adult situations. MWPP.)

What makes Snape the way he is? Good question. To get the answer, you must go back- WAY back- to the days of Snape's youth...

HPPS parody. Harry is speaking random countries at random intervals, Dudley is one of the village people, Petunia only knows six words, Snape is tripping out, and Neville is annoyingly repetetive... for the last time, we HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR TOAD!

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.

Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!