Hiyabunga!!!!

it's jelli.jam!

just incase you were wondering, (even though you probably weren't) my name is not Bob. also my pen name is jelli.jam because when i was 5 i fell off my bike and my whole cheek was bleeding and my sister said that i looked someone had spread jelly jam (i don't even think that's a real thing) all over my cheek.

here are some of my favourite quotes:

friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

i hope i didn't brain my damage- homer simpson

if barbie isn't a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends

there aren't any stupid questions just stupid people

i am so smrtt