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Joined 11-14-13, id: 5327537, Profile Updated: 07-26-17
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

Here you will find a whole lot of terribly written fanfiction from my past (it's gross, but I don't have the heart to delete it, seeming as 14/15 year old me was so proud), and hopefully some slightly better stuff from 2017 (still questionable). They're currently in the process of being removed and saved else where, never to see the light of day again.

Everything I write occurs at about three AM, usually when I have a huge project due at Uni the next day. My priorities are sorted, obviously.

My ships are rather random and very gay and everything I write is pretty much AU.

Everything you will find on here belongs in the Twilight fandom because I am actual trash.

At the moment, I really ship either Carlisle/Garrett or Carlisle/Alistair, so that's what most of my fics are based on because I'm gay af. In my mind, Carlisle is, and always will be, a bottom.

I don't have a beta and I can't spell, so everything is a bit of a mess, and I'm very open to constructive criticism so feel free to give me any pointers :) I'll never claim to be a great writer. Also I'm fairly friendly and up for a chat if you would like!

Thanks for reading any of my stuff, and I'll pray for any brave soul that ventures back through anything I published before 2017 (or, let's face it, anything i've ever written).

This account used to be under 'back off I'm completely nuts', but after four-ish years, enough is enough, however I can't come up with anything remotely witty.

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A Second Chance by It'sPastMyBedtime reviews
"More than eighty years had passed since Carlisle had found Esme, and yet he still looked at her with those incredulous eyes of first love. It would always be that way for them." A series of short stories exploring the lives and love of Doctor and Esme Cullen, and their family. Told through a poet attempting to practise her creative writing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [Carlisle, Esme]
Second Chances by Cumor reviews
In the late 1700s, while working on a cure for a devastating human disease, Carlisle suddenly finds himself trapped in the body of a child and faces the frightening prospect of having to relive his childhood. Will things be better the second time around? Will contain incidents of mild corporal punishment. If this is upsetting to you, please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Carlisle, Eleazar
J'ai été en Attente Pour Vous by He Who Descends reviews
Carlisle has spent his entire life suffering in an asylum. Jasper gets his first job at said asylum and despite their age difference, they quickly become attracted to each other. Jasper rescues Carlisle and they run away together. Their lives are peaceful for a while, living with other vampires, but this doesn't last long when two doctors who never forgot Carlisle come for revenge!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [Aro, Carlisle, Jasper]
Victimized by EnigmaticPonderer reviews
When the school bully targets Jasper things escalate quickly. Not wanting to show how strange he and his family are, Jasper does little to defend himself and allows the bully's harsh words and actions to effect him. Feeling his distress, the Cullens attempt to ease his hurt and anger by sharing stories of their childhood bullies. WARNING: CONTAINS BULLYING AND MENTIONS OF SELF HARM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Jasper
All Over Again by karenec reviews
Judged Best AH in the 'Remember When This Was Fun' contest. Prompt No. 10: You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb. Edward and Garrett, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,853 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
When The World Stands Still by Loyal-Ruby reviews
Zafrina is forced by the Volturi to put Carlisle into a state of delusion, making him see his family die so that Aro can collect him and cause the Cullen Clan to shatter until he discovers Esme never died when he has already descended into darkness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Sickness de la Cullen by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Forever by dancingal0neandreadytog0 reviews
Garrett loves Kate. Kate loves Garrett. But she doesn't always show it in the best way possible. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
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The Boy in the Bookshop reviews
Suffering from a severe lack of confidence and a whole lot of self-consciousness, Garrett doesn't think he could ever find anyone that could love him. But, like all bad things, this all changes when he meets a bright boy hiding a dark past… Garrett/Carlisle. Mild language warning.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 241,590 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Carlisle, Garrett]
White Noise reviews
A move back to England triggers a surge of bad memories for Carlisle, and the bonds of the Cullen coven are tested as those memories become a reality. Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/12/2018 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward
The Boy in the Book Shop - Outtakes reviews
A series of extra chapters from the main story, The boy in the bookshop, mostly from Carlisle's POV. It's a bunch of oneshots, so it can be read alone as well. Rated M for a couple of scenes and language. Carlisle/Garrett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Carlisle, Garrett] Alistair
Not-so-platonic (trash fic) reviews
A series of vaguely connected oneshots based on a not-so-platonic relationship between Alistair and Carlisle. Basically Alistair forcing Carlisle into bed and Carlisle only half hating him for it. Not overly smutty because I'm useless at that, so mostly dialogue. Language warning. Trash fic alert. Feedback welcome. I recommend skipping the first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Carlisle, Alistair
Too Much, Too Soon
Eleazar and Carlisle have a bit too much to drink one night, and one thing leads to another. M for a few curse words and """"adult content"""", although it's hinted at more than described. I'm considering adding to this later and putting the 'canon' couples back together for a little confrontation with our boys.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Published: 2/5/2017
Silence, the real killer reviews
A oneshot where Carlisle struggles a little with depression and has problems asking for help. Also I suppose vampires have slightly more human qualities here than in the film.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Carlisle - Complete
Pure reviews
During Breaking Dawn many vampires seemed rather attached to Carlisle so here is an explanation :) Also explains Alistair's connection to him even though he doesn't enjoy the other vampires...Maybe vampires do have souls...Probably not historically correct. M for mild violence and child abuse. A STORY THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BEFORE (?)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015
The mistake reviews
One mistake can ruin a friendship. A friendship that could have been something else... M for language. No smut, just fluff. Eventual AlistairxCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Carlisle, Alistair]
Unwanted reviews
Carlisle was abused and bullied as a child, what happens when the Denalis mother Sasha adopts him along side her other three children. Can he ever get over the trama his father caused him? Can Sasha keep him safe when the enemy lives across the road? How will the girls react to his arrival? as they grow older what happens to their relationships? M for Violence, language, all kids
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Carlisle, Sasha, Kate, Tanya