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This is for the brave passengers who tried to stop the terrorists from crashing into the World Trade Centers and the Pentagon. Even though they died, their memories will live on. We will honor those who died and continue their legacy. Copy and paste this onto your profile, and spread the word, to honor those who died in 9/11. Thank you.

77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day

PJO Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember Jason

whenever I hear thunder

I promise to remember Reyna

whenever I see a girl that is a leader

I promise to remember Leo

whenever I see a boy who likes fire

I promise to remember Frank

whenever I see a boy who looks like a baby

I promise to remember Hazel

whenever I see a girl whi wears old-fashions

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olympians wherever I may go

Dear bullies

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If i could be a demigod what would i want my parent to be. Zeus ,Apollo,Athena,Poseidon or Artemis.

Favorite colors green carolina blue and red.

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you are against animal abuse, put this on your page.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid, post this on your profile.

This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson:

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, monsters exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

This is a story about GOD. I don't care if you believe or not, JUST READ!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't,copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, Tavia99,NinaT2000,Bboy13

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater

Go, "Oooooh. . . " whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.(done!)

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. (I should try this)

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned Richmeister

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies.

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

EWhen someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie that you have seen and tell the ending

oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put 'this side up 'face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold, if I'm not cold I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are

20 ways to keep a healthy level of insanity

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

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1. This your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England)Rochelle Daughter of Thalassa(Scotland UK), SuperDarthKitten123 (USA)Bboy13(USA)

5 things not to do at a football game

1 Sit I near the team that you are going against, and talk smack about the players.

2 Wear your teams colors, and sit in their stands, but boo when ever your team get's points.

3 Yell really loudly in another persons ear.

4 Try to get onto the field.

5 Kick the people in front of you.


You know someone was too lazy to read the Harry Potter books when your conversation with them goes something like...

You: Have you read the Harry Potter series?

Person: Oh yeah. Which book was your favourite?

You: Deathly Hallows.

Person: Part one or part two?

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this.

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Bboy13

10. Hobo!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Hogwarts Rules -The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. -I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. -I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. -I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." -I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy -I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. -I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." -I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. -I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. -I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." -I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. -First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. -It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. -I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. -I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees." -I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." -If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. -I do not have a Dalek Patronus. -I will not lick Trevor. -Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." -I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. -It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. -I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. -I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. -"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. -I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

But yes, I will do it all anyway.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You copy/paste this onto your profile

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Perseus Jackson.Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.


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The Olympian Times by Bboy13 reviews
The Gods have decided to have their own newspaper! What will happen? one thing for sure it will be one heck of a ride!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Artemis, Zeus
Atalanta and the Olympains : The Curse of Artemis by Bboy13 reviews
What would happen if Percy Jackson ran into Artemis when he was 5, and asked for help, and Artemis turns him into a girl. Join Percy, or should I say Atalanta as she fights many monsters in the first story of the Atalanta and the Olympians. This story is a response to Whitetigerwolf's huntress challenge
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J., Artemis
The Son of Artemis by Bboy13 reviews
Meet Orion Nightshade The only son of Artemis. Read as he joins Percy and his friends to save Artemis. This story takes place in the Titans Curse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Artemis
The Dark Badger by Bboy13 reviews
What if Harry was not the chosen one? what if he was the master of death? join us as we watch Harry go through his Hogwarts years as a metamorphmagus with his friend Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The New Gods by Bboy13 reviews
This story is about how Percy and his friends become gods. It is after the titan war, and Leo, and Piper are there with a new charater who is the son of Zeus. all of the gang is there without Jason. Please review it has some percabath and some other relationships. This story may seem boreing at first , bt if you keep reading it gets intresting. Also you can submint person.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Mark Athena by Bboy13 reviews
This is my version of The Mark of Athena Seve half-bloods will answer the call To storm or fire the world most fall an oath to keep with a final breath/ And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. find out what happens when they go to Rome, what stuff thy face along the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
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