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This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 1,575,394 - Reviews: 6971 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
Blue by Imyoshi reviews
Jaune Arc succumbed to an explosion that was a mixture of feline DNA and Dust—Nora's fault—and it ended up turning him into an extinct Faunus. News traveled fast of the newly created Faunus, the Saber-Tooth Cat. The Faunus community and The White Fang were undoubtedly shaken up, none more than Sienna Khan and Blake Belladonna. One wanted to recruit him. The other wanted to help.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Blake B., Jaune A.
Countdown by Ree-Vance reviews
[Time-Travel AU] Bad things happen to all-powerful psychics who mess with time... and Kusuo soon learns how everything can unravel in six months. (Told in Kokomi's POV for the first part)
Disastrous Life of Saiki K./斉木楠雄のΨ難 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/19 - Kokomi T., Saiki K.
Agent Kennedy and a Baby by DiscordantSymphony reviews
Leon Scott Kennedy has faced some terrible things, but nothing more terrifying when a baby boy is left on his doorstep, his baby boy. Panic ensures, Ada is panicing as well but stylishly and running away from the problem. Claire Redfield is a total bro and stops Leon from jumping out a window and Ingrid Hunnigan is the adult for all of these idiots.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/17 - [Ada W., Leon S. K.] Claire R., I. Hunnigan
Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 170 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 6,472 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
De-cruited by thewhitepatch reviews
After the defeat of Grima, Robin has been tasked with firing the different Shepherds. Join him as he lets each of them down as easily as he can.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 59,870 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
What if? by helohelo6 reviews
What if, instead of taking out Saiki's limiters on the beach that night, Teruhashi had done something else instead?
Disastrous Life of Saiki K./斉木楠雄のΨ難 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/20/2018 - Saiki K., Teruhashi K.
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
How to Seduce a Faunus by HolyOrdersOtaku reviews
Yang acknowledges that she has feelings for Blake, and decides to act on them, only to have it backfire. However, it didn't backfire in a way you'd think it would. Blake is enjoying this far more than she should. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Bumblebee!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Enemy Number One by nanayoung reviews
A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Saitama
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Chronicles Of Camelot by DZ2 reviews
My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Grey-Superpowerful-Harmony (Two 'Book' Saga)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,172 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger] - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Satire Swift reviews
All Uzume wanted was to be with Chiho. If that meant doing Higa's dirty work, then she was fine with that. No one else who had to make such a choice would understand. An so, the Cloth Sekirei was alone. That is, until a certain red headed young man walked into her life. This was originality an omake for In Flight by Gabriel Blessing.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 10/Uzume - Complete
Bloodborne Online by Racke reviews
Kayaba had had a dream once. It'd been childish and innocent, and with jaded eyes he did everything in his power to warp and destroy it. And so the Nightmare begins.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Complete
Having a Wild Time by Vahn reviews
Momoyo Kawakami, an unstoppable force never defeated in combat looking for her next great challenge. Ranma Saotome, never loses when confronted by any overwhelming enemy. What happen when two of the most powerful martial arts school clash? My attempt at a martial arts love comedy romance.
Crossover - Ranma & Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい！！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,478 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Ranma, Momoyo K. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,787 - Follows: 11,267 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 347 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Coco and Honey by Toolazy2write reviews
After a chance encounter, Coco finds herself involved with everyone's favorite goofy blonde. Is this the start of an interesting friendship, or maybe something more.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team CRDL
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
The Flurry of Life by R3aper reviews
No matter the time, place or universe, Harry Potter and Fleur Delacour will always find each other. Most chapters will be their own, independent AUs of varying degrees. One-shot collection. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Yule Ball: The Remake by Rihaan reviews
On the day of the announcement, Harry decided to ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. After that small, almost insignificant act, Hogwarts as we knew it fell apart. A classic, revisited seven years later. A Patreon-powered sequel in the works.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 5/22/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Warmth by Lake of Rage reviews
(ZeLink Week Day 5: "Warmth") Zelda starts having strange dreams about a boy in green when she's six years old. When she's eleven, she sees him for the first time, and that's when she remembers everything. ZeLink (Zelda/Link) to the end.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Zelda, Link] - Complete
Dipifica Shorts by Viceroy Elf reviews
Sometimes I write things, and sometimes these things are about Dipper and Pacifica and I'm deeply sorry about that. Fluff inside. Please consider that everything before chapter 8 was written before 'Northwest Mansion Mystery' and may seem out of context with the show.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,860 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Legend of Zelda Time Loops by Lord Circe reviews
What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,874 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Advice From A (Not) Archenemy by hiddenheart519 reviews
Roman Torchwick, a simple Master Criminal trying to complete his dastardly plans with the White Fang in tow, catches sight of his dreaded archenemy through the window of a Dust shop. Ruby Rose, moping over a weapons magazine. It was an opportunity he couldn't pass up. "Come on, Red, I double as a therapist!" A?N: I don't ship White Rose or RoseWick. It's just a joke.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Ruby R., Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
It Got Loose and Killed All Our Guys: The Project Lazarus Story by Moczo reviews
Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Persona 4- Lovers in Fragments by DigiFox0 reviews
"I'm going to like the me you found... After all, I like the you who found her" A series of short, one-shot, fics using the 30 Day OTP Challenge Prompts. YuxRise. Mostly Fluff. Some background shipping. Current Prompt- The Proposal (Complete)
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,842 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K. - Complete
Amber by Imyoshi reviews
Jaune Arc failed to find the strength to be mad at her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 240 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Rules and Guildlines for a Better Beacon Experience by RexHeller reviews
Professor Ozpin decides that the students of Beacon need some extra rules to keep them out of trouble. The students take this as a challenge. Chaos ensues. Rated T just to be safe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins by iguessso12 reviews
The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,147 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Half-Baked Alaska by kb9vcn reviews
"RUBY! HOW could you SHIP your SISTER with the ENEMY?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yang X.L., Neo] - Complete
Wizard of Ships by General RTS reviews
It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
Hello My Old Friends by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Repeat. Loop. Again. Only for you. Only for them. Keep going back for them. Each and every one of them. It doesn't have to be perfect. But it has to have them. Pairing: Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Yang X.L., L. Ren - Complete
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
The Responsible One by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
When an integral member of the team is ill, Ruby panics, Blake sees an opportunity, and it's once again left up to Yang to deal with things. Yep, it's just like being back at home.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Radiance by PhenixFleur reviews
A trip to the mall with Mabel and her friends gives Dipper and Pacifica the chance to spend more time together. Fluff ensues, while Dipper alternates between being smooth and realizing he's being smooth then being awkward over it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Candy C. - Complete
Chocolate Milk by greeny74 reviews
Ruby takes a weekend trip to Vale by herself and runs into one of her favorite idols from Beacon Academy: Coco from Team CFVY. The sassy Coco decides to take Ruby under her wing to show her the ropes and what being a badass Huntress is all about.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Team CRDL - Complete
Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 reviews
It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
The Scientific Method by L.C. Li reviews
Observations: Dizziness, shortness of breath, incessant blushing, perpetual stupidity. Hypothesis: Stroke. 2nd hypothesis: Poisoned by aphrodisiac. — Tadashi:Gogo.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada] Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Invader by XionKuriyama reviews
Someone is watching the Organization. He can take down its members single-handedly. No one knows what he wants, what he's capable of or where he's going to be at any given moment. And it would seem that the Keybearers are related to his goal... This is an AU-see my profile. Platonic AkuSaiRokuShi. Rated T for fantasy violence and safety. COMPLETE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Axel, Saïx, Roxas, Xion - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grandmaster's Grievance by Migratory Housefly reviews
Tharja becomes annoyed when her husband has a new onerous task foisted upon him, even more so when he insists on getting it done. Short fluff piece set during the two-year time skip in Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Tharja, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
When an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object by ThePhantomScribe reviews
A battle over the last bottle of Samaurai Shampoo between Yang and Ren can be heard all around campus. The ball-busting blonde bombshell vs. the level-headed lotus, her wisecracking puns vs. his dry humor. Who will win? Well, if you know Superman's answer to the age-old riddle, then you know how it goes! YangxRen! My first crackpairing fic *imo* hope you enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [L. Ren, Yang X.L.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Castle Cleanup by XionKuriyama reviews
After finding that his beautiful castle has fallen into disarray, Saix has something of a mental breakdown and forces everyone to declutter. Hilarity ensues, as usual, but there is something odd going on. Namely, Saix isn't being a complete jerk... This is a minor AU-see my profile. Platonic AkuSaiRokuShi (mostly AkuSaiShi). Rated T for safety. COMPLETE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Axel, Saïx, Roxas, Xion - Complete
What You Make Me Feel by XionKuriyama reviews
It's another day off, and Axel is going to make Xion's day. Meanwhile, Vexen is channeling his inner sixties comic book supervillain. Giftfic for Dragon Silhouette. This is a minor AU-see my profile. Platonic AkuRokuShi (mostly AkuShi). ONESHOT, but it's a long one.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Axel, Roxas, Xion, Vexen - Complete
Noise by XionKuriyama reviews
It's four o'clock in the morning, and Xion can't sleep. There are some things you just don't mess with, and a girl's sleep is one of them. This is a minor AU-see my profile. No pairings, platonic or otherwise. ONESHOT.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Complete
Life is Uncomfortable by VioletDragonian reviews
You know those days when you just don't want to get out of bed? Yeah, that's how Ruby feels today, but Yang is having none of it. And once the young leader is finally dragged from her bed against her will, it's existential crises all around... Also known as the day they learned to never let a reality-questioning Ruby near their leaders ever again. (Oneshot, total crack)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Sun W., Jaune A. - Complete
Stupid Questions by XionKuriyama reviews
Axel is getting a little tired of stupid, awkward questions from Roxas and Xion. He's so tired of it, in fact, that now he's taking it out of the rest of the Organization. This is a minor AU where Castle Oblivion hasn't happened yet, and the Organization is fully staffed. Platonic AkuRokuShi. Rated T for the occasional very awkward question. COMPLETE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Axel, Roxas, Xion, Organization XIII - Complete
Minus Green by jules jing reviews
Hiro hates pink. Like, SO much. Some dorky Hiro/Honey.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon - Complete
Kanaya's Cookies by bloomissing reviews
Kanaya tries to bake chocolate chip cookies for herself and Rose and goes crazy with free will. Rosemary fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Magi's Random Misspells by Silent Magi reviews
So many wonderful Harry Potter ideas, so little time... Give this a read if you like. Any and all ideas brewed forth here, are free to good homes with proper credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,358 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2010
Ice Cream Shenanigans by VioletDragonian reviews
After a job in Atlas, Roman's crew pulls a mermaid from the water on the trip home. Deciding to keep her around, Roman recruits her and finds himself quite enjoying the company of the sassy, mute, food-loving disguised mermaid illusionist. (Mild orange sherbert, oneshot, pre-canon, AU-ish)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Roman T., Neo] Cinder F. - Complete
Fondly Regard Halloween by Acey Arisen reviews
Dave and Rose educate the meteor crew on the human holiday known as Halloween.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Allergies by VioletDragonian reviews
Fox's performance in school drops drastically when he finds himself suffering from terrible allergies, but can't find what's causing them, and Velvet seems to know more than she's telling. Meanwhile, the blind student realizes he doesn't know what his partner looks like and asks a bold question. (Part 2 of a series of Coco/Fox short fics) (also hinted Velvet/Yatsuhashi)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Team CRDL, Fox A.] [Velvet S., Yatsuhashi D.] - Complete
Butt Pats by VioletDragonian reviews
In which Fox's blindness makes his initiation into Beacon a bit complicated, but lucky for him, his new partner is cool. But when Fox uses his Grimm exploding technique, said partner doesn't know to avoid its aftermath... (Part 1 of a series of Coco/Fox short fics)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Team CRDL, Fox A.] Velvet S., Yatsuhashi D. - Complete
I Dream of Ice Cream by Combatflaps reviews
His fellow bad guys are up to something, but Roman Torchwick doesn't seem to care. His diminutive associate has most of his attention these days.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Roman T., Neo] - Complete
Brave New World by Ri2 reviews
The end of the world has come and gone, and a new world has been built from the ashes of the old. But just because the final battle's been won doesn't mean new dangers can't come crawling out of the woodwork... Sequel to Latias' Journey
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 2,404,050 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2008
Love Waits by Raziel12 reviews
A story for Halloween: a most unconventional huntress meets a most unusual vampire. Ruby/Weiss. White Rose.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Killer's Instinct - Codename: JNPR by RetardedFool reviews
Four different souls, four different perception of the world. [Oneshot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Jaune A., Nora V., Pyrrha N., L. Ren - Complete
Killer's Instinct by RetardedFool reviews
Four different people. Four different ways of indulging themselves. [Oneshot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Weiss Reacts: Volume 1! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 314,857 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L., Velvet S. - Complete
Rose garden by jin0uga reviews
Oneshot. The rose garden, forgotten by the people, began to wither. Petal by petal, thorn by thorn, the roses slowly disappeared. Soon, the rose garden had wilted and died. Only one rose remained. The rose would have died too, if not for the sudden arrival of rain. Gems. Ladybug. Side Freezerburn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 163 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Ruby R., Emerald S.] Blake B.
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Walking Canes and Parasols by OneirosTheWriter reviews
Roman & Neopolitan at work and play. A Gelato one-shot, has a little sultriness and a lot of flirtation and a bit of being yelled at by Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Roman T., Neo] Cinder F. - Complete
Last Day at Freddy's by Biskoff reviews
Months ago, he faced them. Night after night he managed to walk away. Now, one last time, Jaune Arc must walk through the doors at Freddy's before they close forever. At least he's not alone this time.
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren - Complete
Bruce and His Job (The Other One) by Blackgate Transfer reviews
Bruce is Batman. But he's also a Wayne. With the name comes responsibility. And boredom. A collection of one-shots.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Vicki V.
Steal a Kiss by Liloisawesome reviews
Vriska needs some money. So she looks for someone she can steal from. She finds someone cute who just might have what she needs. And he may be dumb enough to help. JohnVris / Spiderbreath / VriskaJohn / whatever you call this ship
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [John E., Vriska S.] - Complete
A Hunter is Hunted by Lastchaos Darknoman reviews
Jaune does something during training with Pyrrha that he might regret. The only thing worse than being hunter by one Huntress is being hunted by six.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Common Ground by EmberQuill reviews
"While she wasn't nearly the weapons nut that Ruby was, Weiss was still a Huntress, and the one thing all Huntsmen and Huntresses had in common was a healthy appreciation for the tools of the trade. Ruby's particular tool was both unique and utterly fascinating." - Ruby and Weiss bond over weapons.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 5,727 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 387 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Surrender by bipping
Your name is Rose Lalonde and you have been hearing voices since this game began. ((au where going grimdark means becoming a vessel controlled by the horrorterrors and tends to lead to murderous rampages and breakdowns.))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 7,886 - Follows: 2,129 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 495 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Botany Bay: All Hail the King by Dr.Indigo reviews
In an Alternate Universe, the infamous pirate captain Monkey D. Luffy and his loyal vice-captain Nico Robin discuss, among other things, the formation of their new army and the birth of a new empire.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Anniversary by InfiniteUniverses reviews
Jade tries her hand in irony on her anniversary with Dave, but Dave may just surprise her with something that's not quite ironic unlike usual . . . .
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Dave S., Jade H.] - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto's Endless Opportunity by Alcham of the Vael reviews
(Formerly What Uzumaki Naruo Is No Longer Allowed To Do) What do you get when you give a hyperactive blonde with no sense of restraint access to an immensely powerful source of energy? You certainly don't get anything predictable! Pray for everyone he meets, 'cause only those as crazy as he is will find peace... (Crackfic, Godly!Naruto)
Crossover - Naruto & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nora Drinks Coffee by Dr-J33 reviews
What happens when Nora drinks coffee? Chaos. Noses will be booped, legs will be broken, and Ren will have to keep her under control. Oh and theres mentions of shipping, but thats not important.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Nora V., L. Ren, Pyrrha N., Jaune A. - Complete
Blake Needs to Bathe by AwnK reviews
Something smells in team RWBY, it's about time the confront the problem. Story could take place somewhere after episode 9.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Playtime by ace-beef reviews
Yang and Ruby bought Blake a ball of yarn, a squeaky fish and a laser pointer for Christmas as a joke, but Blake thought differently. One shot with a hint of Bumblebee. I was inspired to write this when I saw an amazing piece of fanart on Tumblr one day :) R&R
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Sugary Sweet by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
When someone gives up a vice, they usually replace it with another.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Big Bad Bed by Isyys reviews
Team RWBY tries a new sleeping arrangement. Oneshot, team-wide fluff.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
To Fall in Love, You Have to Trip by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Teams RWBY and JNPR have an end-of-year sleepover, but things change more than Jaune and Ruby had ever imagined when Yang decides it's about time they get together (and drags Cardin into the scene). T for implications. Written as a request for Shiranai Atsune, albeit around three months late… I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Yang X.L., Cardin W. - Complete
Red Like Pyrrha by EviIPaladin reviews
Jaune deals with his crush. However, things never go according to plan. Arkos pairing (Jaune x Pyrrha). C&C greatly appreciated. Complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chain of Command by Mrfipp reviews
Ruby Rose, leader of Team RWBY, decides she needs to take steps to insure her team can survive in the worst case scenario. EDIT: FIXED
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
RaPUNzel by knives4cash reviews
Yang's hair is getting too long. Blake tries to cut it. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Swap 'Til You Drop by knives4cash reviews
Blake and Ren swap romantically involved partners with the intentions of proving to the other that they have a more exhausting relationship. Ren deals with Yang. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [L. Ren, Yang X.L.] [Blake B., Nora V.] - Complete
Initiation by ObeseCommando reviews
A short story where Team RWBY discovers that Weiss has never partaken in one of the best treats of childhood: a grilled cheese sandwich.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Boxed In by ObeseCommando reviews
Weiss receives a new order of dust from her family. Unfortunately for her, Ruby found the giant box the dust was shipped in.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Weiss S., Ruby R. - Complete
When Heiresses Drink by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Come on, Ruby." Yang was nearly crying with laughter. "Why not let her loose? As long as we keep her in the room, what harm could she possibly do?" (Just a little something. Happy Thanksgiving!)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Partner Evaluation by TigerLilly22 reviews
Blake and Yang must evaluate each other.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Go the Fuck to Sleep by ThinCeilings reviews
"Guess it wouldn't be 'Weiss' to stay awake," said Ruby, wriggling underneath the blankets. Weiss squeezed her eyes shut, and thought of creative ways to bash in Ruby's skull. / The bunk bed breaks, so Weiss and Ruby are forced to sleep in the same bed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Without A Fiddle by knives4cash reviews
Blake heeds horrendous advice. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Culturally Offensive by knives4cash reviews
Team RWBY is culturally offensive. Hilarity ensues. Credit goes to Kira-2501 and ShadowLord64 for RWBY on a plane (airship) and British RWBY respectively.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Shopping Spree by momoxtoshiro reviews
Ruby and Weiss go shopping. For what? You shouldn't even have to ask.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Dream to Dare by knives4cash reviews
Blake and Yang share their bed once again for this epic retelling. Hilarity ensued once, and so it shall again
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Game Night by knives4cash reviews
Team RWBY attempts to have a peaceful game night. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Gone Fishing by knives4cash reviews
Team RWBY attempts to fish. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
For Better or Norse by Moczo reviews
Rookie monster hunter Lie Ren is subcontracted by Beacon to deal with a monster problem outside their purview. What the young hunter finds in the frozen forests of Norway, however, will change his life a great deal more than any simple raging beast... (AU fic, linked to RadiantBeam's 'The Best Laid Plans')
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/26/2013 - L. Ren, Nora V., Cardin W. - Complete
The Days We Hate by knives4cash reviews
Blake attempts to minimize the damage of Yang's morning antics. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
One Way In, Snow Way Out by knives4cash reviews
Team RWBY goes on one of their seasonal breaks. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Date Night by knives4cash reviews
Team RWBY attempts to mobilize for their weekly Date Night. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
The Undiscovered Pun Tree by knives4cash reviews
Blake discovers that some rather explicit property of hers has been taken. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Of Cats and Rats by knives4cash reviews
Blake and Yang take a romantic walk through the woods. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Alone Time by omegafire17 reviews
After that 'memorable' scene on the rooftop, Pyrrha reluctantly left Jaune alone to his outpouring feelings, where he didn't return until they'd all gone to sleep. What happens the next night? PyrrhaXJaune, Rated T.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Study Session by KageNoYoko reviews
Weiss knows it's all but impossible to keep Ruby focused when it comes to schoolwork, but she'll be damned if she doesn't try her hardest to stay patient with the girl. Now if only she could stop noticing just how pretty her junior's eyes are. White Rose, hints of Bumblebee if you squint. Please remember your reviews are always appreciated and help me improve.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
At Night by Pianist707 reviews
Headcanon: Weiss has one peculiar hobby...and Ruby is going to take the full brunt of it. This was a what-if..and a two-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Rain by RadiantBeam reviews
The storm hit Beacon in the afternoon. Judging by the continuing growl of thunder and the occasional flash of lightning, it wouldn't be clearing any time soon. ::Jaune x Pyrrha:: ::one-shot::
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Batty Musings reviews
A lesser man would freeze or do something completely and utterly stupid at the sight of his best friend strutting naked around the room. Ren wishes he were a lesser man. Ren/Nora
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
Laying Down The Law by Tabby Kattene reviews
After Ruby and Weiss start dating, Yang decides to lay down the law. However, the meeting with Weiss may not be quite as threatening as she had planned. Mentioned Ruby/Weiss, implied Yang/Blake, I guess if you squint you can find some Yang/Weiss? Kind of a sequel to "Pink," but not really.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Fight Club by The Fighting Irishman reviews
He never wanted to be a champion. He certainly never expected he'd get the opportunity to train one. Rated T for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,887 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sabrina/Natsume, Steven S./Daigo, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
In Flight Gaiden: Playing with Tropes by Satire Swift reviews
An alternate continuation of Gabriel Blessing's fanfic In Flight. After Shirou discovers the website known as TVTropes, things start to get weird for him and his flock with the arrival of a rather unexpected man, courtesy of Zelretch...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,336 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 1,844 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Angel by Mohawkman2233 reviews
First Fic! SSBB style. Christmas time has fallen upon Smash Manor, and as the snow falls, romance rises! Highly Pit/Samus, microscopic bits of Link/Zelda and Mario/Peach. Enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Pit, Samus A. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Journey is the Destination by Poetheather1 reviews
Ranma is tired of all the insanity that follows him. He has no idea how to fix things and Ranma's plan to fix this is his stupidest plan yet but what does his girl type have to do with any of this? Can he and Akane make it through this journey together?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,628 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,614 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Summer Breeze by thedeliverygod reviews
The Destiny Islands gang heads to the play island to have their first get together of the summer, but Sora finds himself continuously distracted by Kairi's new attire. (One-shot; SoKai, semi-canon, pre-KH3D).
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 6,430 - Follows: 1,792 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Naruto: Wrath of the Emperor by Snafu the Great reviews
An alternate, darker version of Rise of The Emperor. Banished following the Uchiha Retrieval Mission and marked for death, Naruto flees the Elemental Countries with Hinata in tow. Now, as Emperor and Empress of the Unified West, Naruto and Hinata plans to bring about Konoha's downfall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,911 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chances by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
The world is full of chances. You just need to know when to take yours and Harry is decided to take all of them! H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kill it with Fire! by a-anon.writer reviews
The solution to all pest problems. Disillusioned with the effectiveness of the Ministry, Harry turns to the age-old muggle method to solve problems. Oneshot. Contains coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Katie B. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6041 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 1,447 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Delightful Dilemma by sheltie reviews
Reposted. After Fourth year Hermione decides to take action in helping Harry beat Voldemort. Harry/harem. Now Complete with Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Elemental Harry by hermyd reviews
Ginny is setting everything on fire, and Harry is calling down storms and throwing lightning out of his hands. How things would change if Harry's power was something different and he had to learn how to use it along with understanding a mysterious bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,793 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Darker Side by dragondominator13579 reviews
Jaden X Alexis. In an alternate ending to episode 94, what would happen if a Society of Light Alexis won but Jaden turned to other methods and didn't join the SOL?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,912 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
True Love? by dragondominator13579 reviews
When Alexis and Jaden suddenly start dating while certain boys in the academy are slowly dissappearing, a few of Alexis and Jaden's friends start getting suspicious. Why have two of the best duelists in the school shut down while the school is in a crisis?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sweeter than Honey by Digitize27 reviews
At a time when Ranma is at his most vulnerable, and nobody else can really understand what he's going through, perhaps someone he least expected could be there for him. RanmaxKasumi
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Delirious by carved in the sand reviews
Matsumoto finds her captain to be a lovestruck teenage boy. - HitsuKarin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 1,540 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Over and Over Again by Lesser Ninja reviews
Waking up to a closed-loop timeline anomaly where every day is repeated isn't exactly normal...but for a guy who slays shadows at the 25th hour of the night, it's not that outrageous.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Aigis - Complete
Routine Maintenance by Cosmic Humor reviews
Aigis needs someone to help her with maintenance and is confused when she has a predisposition towards a certain 'friend'.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Aigis, Minato A./Makoto Y. - Complete
Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun by that one little guy reviews
Mario goes on vacation in a far off country, where an evil villain's attack causes the world to be literally split in half. Now, it's up to our hero and his new partners to restore balance and save the worlds of Day, Night, and everything in between.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,471 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mario, OC - Complete
RanmaPapa, ShampooMama by ShadoeFox reviews
Ranma finds a girl, trapped in the Nekoken...and Shampoo was one of the cats! What do you do, when you find someone in worse shape then you?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,911 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Shampoo, Ranma - Complete
Because Science! by Mrfipp reviews
"I really hate that term 'evil scientist', it makes science look like the bag guys! Science isn't evil! It simply is!"
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Never Leave: The Complete Edition by Rihaan reviews
After Ron's second and final betrayal, Harry begins to see Hermione in a whole new light. He reacts in a way neither of them expected him to. Light and/or Dark!Super!Harmony. Rated for sexual situations and non-graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Permanent Markers by DragonSilhouette reviews
Two unfortunate Shinigami face the wrath of one drunk Tenth Division Lieutenant. And it's not who you think it is.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2012 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
SpiderMan's Guide to Superheroics by paycheckgurl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Spider-Man is tasked with creating a guidebook for new superoheros and this is the result.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 187 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Introduce A Little Anarchy by Vessel42 reviews
A teenage serial killer and arsonist faces execution for his crimes. With the help of a mysterious employer, he is "sent" to Equestria for reasons unknown to him. With the burden of his crimes, how will he cope in this new world?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,466 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 9,497 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Demons of Konohagakure by KyuubiGoku reviews
To have a child die in front of you. How far would you go for revenge? Is this revenge justified? Who cares. They will make the people pay for their cruelty. Naruto x Shizune/ NaruShizu/ Naruharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 241,118 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,382 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16326 - Favs: 10,757 - Follows: 9,373 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Second Strike by n00dl3gal reviews
SPOILER WARNING FOR KID ICARUS: UPRISING! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET! The war against the Underworld is over, but a new battle is brewing...
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Pit, Viridi - Complete
My Little Lodger! by tii-chan17 reviews
-Set before Ichigo appears- After an accident with a kido spell gone awry, Hitsugaya's house is reduced to a pile of smoking rubble. Under pressure from her crippling guilt, Rangiku decides to let him stay with her. Doesn't that sound like a good idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Secret by sheltie reviews
My first Naruto story ever. Naru/Ten. Naruto comes back from a mission and he only wants to see one person. Sorry, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
a mirror, darkly by Silver Pard reviews
Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Sherlock H. - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 7,496 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Laundry by Razzmatazzy reviews
Post-AC, cloti oneshot. Tifa is doing yet more chores, but Cloud has other romantic ideas in mind... More chores should be interrupted like this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Eye Of The Storm by DZ2 reviews
Answer to YugiohFreak54's Challenge: Losing Sirius hit Harry hard; so hard that he attempts to run away, but is stopped by a summons to his destiny: a summons from Gringotts and DARTH REVAN; now commanding the Force, can Harry get some answers? H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Revan - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
The Secret Origin of Jimmy Two Shoes by Cybertoy00 reviews
How did Jimmy come to Miseryville? Why would he stay? And how did he meet all of his current friends and Lucius? Find out in tonight's episode of Miserypiece theater! Hosted by Dr. Scientist!
Jimmy Two-Shoes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Fight in the Ministry Another Way by sheltie reviews
What if the Battle at the Ministry went in a different direction? Here's a way it could've gone. Sorry bad summary. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As If We'd Just Gone To Buy Milk by sunflowerb reviews
Life Resumes, sorta. Post KH2 oneshots and drabbles about life back on the islands. Humor,friendship, with implied sokai 26. Final Chapter: They sit there and laugh as if nothing has changed, because everything has changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Which the Pink Elephant Hides Under a Lampshade by Terrence Rogue reviews
The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P., Fred W., Alastor M. - Complete
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Special Delivery by bissek reviews
The Viceroyal Palace is thrown into an uproar when a parcel sent by the Black Knights arrives in the mail. What does Zero hope to gain by sending a package to Princess Cornelia?
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Conspiratorial Rump Romp by Latia reviews
"Weirdass Ass Trolling"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
Lumos Kedavra! by theelderwand1 reviews
Two days before Christmas, Harry will face an evil more challenging than any he's ever confronted before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Day Hitsugaya Went Insane by MorganBanner reviews
Mastumoto knew it had to happen at some point. It was inevitable. She only hopes she can fix it before she herself goes insane...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Making Repairs by Razzmatazzy reviews
Cloti Oneshot, Post AC. Cloud is at home, just doing his thing at the end of the day, when Tifa walks in and asks the big question: Do you love me? Choose your next words carefully, Spiky...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
When A Midget Gets Drunk by LUNAticX reviews
Face it. You've always wanted this to happen. In this story, it has. Contains massive amounts of swearing, yelling and pure ownage because of irresponsible drunkenness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Life Of Strife by Razzmatazzy reviews
Post AC, some Cloti. Cloud is having a really shitty day. Woe to those who make it worse. Rated for strong language it's a really bad day! The only story you'll find under 'humor' and 'angst' genres! One of my favorites so far.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Cloud S.
Who Am I? by DZ2 reviews
Challenge and story in one: details in the first chapter! When Harry awakens from an accident after the First Task, he finds that he can't recall the past four years at Hogwarts? What can a certain brunette do to help him? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,331 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 275 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtake: Hogwarts Staff Meeting by the Imaginizer reviews
The Hogwarts staff gather in the Headmaster's office after the first couple of weeks of classes to discuss their students. McGonagall isn't feeling very Gryffindorish, Flitwick feels mischievious, Quirrell is disturbed, and Snape is sulking. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 4,616 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All the Pieces Lie Where they Fell by forevermagik13 reviews
Sora and Riku are called to take their Mark of Mastery exam. But after that's over, there are hurts to be mended, forgotten things to be remembered, and lost people to find. It's another adventure! Oh, and all of those people you thought were dead-aren't.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 192,290 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Measure of Wealth by Razzmatazzy reviews
Post AC, some Cloti. It's poker night and the gang is having some roaring fun! Features a drunken Yuffie, a mad Vincent, and a very flirty Tifa. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever written.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 614 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Vino, Veritas by Razzmatazzy reviews
Cloti oneshot, post AC. Cloud and Tifa are taste-testing some microbrews that local breweries want to sell to the bar, and as a result they get very, very drunk. Hilarity ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Samsara by Chuckman reviews
Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 10,119 - Follows: 4,970 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
All Part of the Plan by dthegrimm reviews
One-shot challenge story from Darth Void Sage of the Force. The village wants to turn Naruto into a weapon. They succeed, only to find out that their weapon has a mind of his own. Evil Joker-like Naruto x Kin x Tayuya x Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Game Plus by Durandall reviews
A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Devil by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
A furry new addition to the 7th Heaven family sets off all Cloud's warning bells. Soldier instincts never die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] Marlene W., Denzel - Complete
Kuchiki Rukia, the Glorified Courier by MeteorLeopard reviews
Delivering super-top-secret messages between dimensions is tough work; believe me, I know. If it weren't such a rewarding experience I'd downright refuse to play the messenger. Honestly.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,503 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Stay Young, Go Dancing by RedHands reviews
It would have been a cute moment, if there wasn't three dying bodies lying between them. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Addiction by DJ Lee reviews
The kiss shared between Shinji and Asuka ends up having an interesting side effect...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Culinary Trials by Archaon reviews
One-shot. After another hazardous lunch, Ranma says something more stupid than usual and Akane takes it as a challenge. Her goal: To survive her own food for five days. The rest of Nerima really suffers.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Excerpts From the Diary of Bella Swan by Mistress Nika reviews
A short journey from schoolgirl to inhuman monster.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Old Contrast Match by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome leaves Nerima, not on the best of terms with anyone. He ends up in Minato ward, where he meets a motorcycle racer. Discontinued.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,367 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Ranma - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
A Different Kind of Fifth Year by sheltie reviews
Starts after Harry's fourth year, which has a few alterations to it. Sorry for the crappy summary story is better, promise. Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Dies: The Ayanami Sisters Fight Crime by Gregg Landsman reviews
It was a natural progression. Once the Ree became stable, they naturally had to use their superhuman abilities and perfectly acceptable sociopathy to make the world a better place, right? Right? Yes, this can only end fantastically.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/5/2011
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5474 - Favs: 11,606 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Madness Exemplified by Kaden-san reviews
Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and brought the magical world out from underneath its shadow of fear but now the public declares him mad as he secludes himself within his mansion. Just what is the 'Mad Potter' up to and what requires such secrecy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 636 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 7,711 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
New Guardian, New Life by sheltie reviews
Starts after the fifth book. Total AU after that. Harry grieves for the loss of Sirius, but his life is about to turn for the better? FINISHED! Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 427 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
After the Second Task with a Twist by sheltie reviews
Harry has to live with the repercussions of what he did in the second task of the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry/Hermione/Fleur. Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 163 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 11,894 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Awakening by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Sequal to Darkness is My Ally. The gang returns to DA for their second year! But an ancient foe from Alexis's and Jaden's past has come back. Will they beat the foe or will it conquer the Universe? AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,371 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Just Practice by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Isn't this just like being married?" In which Stein questions her motives for staying with him and Marie answers in the most interesting ways possible.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
After the Hug by sheltie reviews
A three part series. Takes place after Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar Coated Carnage by dthegrimm reviews
Naruto AD Filler. Naruto and the Mitarashi Sisters on a sugar rush. God help us all
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 866 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Suit Up! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Seeing Setsuna depressed, Negi decides to give his student tips on how to pick up girls like he does. Wait, WHAT? Setsu/Harem, Yuri, shoujo-ai, crossdressing, Stinson-ness, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Setsuna S., Negi S. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
Rumors of a Shadow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
There are rumors of a man known as the Shadow Fox. Konoha wants him, but does he want to be with Konoha? And if so...how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi's Guide 2: Bored Teenagers by Kaori reviews
That's right! The Shinobi's Guide series returns with more ridiculous hijinks. When the missions run dry and the shinobi get bored what do you suppose happens? Well, here's what I think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 663 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 475 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Little Sister by Chance Brown reviews
Hanabi Hyuuga is asked for advice on how to woo her older sister from none other than Naruto Uzumaki. How can she possibly take advantage of this situation? Dinner and shopping? Post-Naruto 437. Companion to The Big Sister. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Big Sister by Chance Brown reviews
Konohamaru has never had a big sister, so when his crushes' older sister, Hinata, goes to lunch with him, he sees it as the perfect chance to get some information on how to talk to girls; especially Hanabi Hyuuga. Companion to The Little Sister. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,019 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
The Tenten Days of Christmas by Silent Magi reviews
Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Worth It? by Nemrut reviews
Naruto has become Hokage, but was it worth the trouble? One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Where In The World Is The Fifth Hokage? by MrWriterWriter reviews
Missing Hokage' response. So, the council thinks they can just banish Naruto and all will be well? Not if Tsunade has anything to say about it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 256 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,990 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Masquerade by xo.Kyorii reviews
Kairi's life revolves around four boys. Her mysterious friend from the past, her favourite YouTube user, the unknown prince charming at the masquerade ball, and the sweet, irresistable Sora Strife. What is so similar about all four? SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,531 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Darkness is My Ally by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Ever wonder what would've happened if Yubel told Jaden that he was the supreme King? Read and find out! AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,391 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,197 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Breaking the Redhead Rule by lydiamaartin reviews
Harry's father and grandfather both fell for a redhead, but the girl he's in love with isn't one. Now, if only he could ask her out, maybe people would stop pestering him about dating one specific redhead. - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fates Mistake by broomstick flyer reviews
It was just a tiny insignificant thing, one tiny change to the life the fates had planned for Harry Potter. It was a change that would change his life from the day after his name came out of the tri wizard cup. H/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 239 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 6,164 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 276 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Different Colors by Ellen Kuhfeld reviews
Ranma and his Cat, Akane and her Mallet, come to terms with one another. Basically Ranma, with a dash of Tenchi and a dollop of Sailor Moon. Oh, and werebears. Werebears are very good teachers. Sleep in class at your own risk.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,858 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 7,320 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Do It by Snafu the Great reviews
Based off the one-shot by Xen-Oh. This is a rewrite. After the failed wedding, Ranma is silent, not saying a word to anyone. Unfortunately, to those who continue to pick on him will find their lives irreversibly changed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ranma - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 7,458 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 3,584 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 310 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
In All Honesty by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn’t even think Ino is pretty until they are eight. Yamanaka Ino decides to marry Shikamaru the day she meets him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
All Mine by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto wouldn’t let them take her away. “You can’t have her! She’s mine! All mine!” Tayuya felt the same way. NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by Shawny Wong reviews
Kiba and Shino are ticked off. Hinata’s many suitors have become a real nuisance. No matter how often she turns them down, they keep coming back! If only she had a steady boyfriend… NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Archetype by Silver Pard reviews
Jack is a constellation of events and motifs.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kreia's a what? by Sarah1281 reviews
In which an incredibly unobservant Exile stumbles her way through the end of the game, starting with the Jedi Enclave and refusing to believe that Kreia's a Sith, no matter HOW many people she's manipulated, blackmailed, or killed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Baka no Jutsu by recodan reviews
Naruto PWN's everybody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 169 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Scavenger Hunt by InfestedByPurple reviews
xX:OneShot:Xx Ino has a Chritsmas party, but her plan to kiss Sasuke goes all wrong when he takes matters into his own hands with the help of Shikamaru. Hinata wins, getting her the impossible dream. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
It Doesn't Have To Snow On Christmas Day by UnderAGlassMoon reviews
Christmas Oneshot. Asuka decides to organise a Christmas party, dragging a reluctant Shinji along. Cheesy, WAFF'y and cliched, everything you'd want from an Eva Christmas story!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
So Extraordinary, It's Boderline Crazy by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Temari KNOWS she doesn't blush. Temari KNOWS she isn't a pathetic lovesick floozy. Or at least, that's what she had thought. Because now Temari is beginning to feel like she KNOWS...absolutely nothing. She might even resort to asking her brothers..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Screams Part Five: The Downside of Immortality by cloneserpents reviews
Voldemort, longing for vengeance against Harry and Hermione, is resurrected for the second time. Evil Dark H-Hr Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Screams Part Four: Cause and Effect by cloneserpents reviews
What happened to Hermione while Harry was unconscious in the story "Reunion"? Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Kingsley S. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Screams Part Three: Reunion by cloneserpents reviews
Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 472 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 701 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club by Lord Cynic reviews
The Miss Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club. A major pain in the butt. Ah, but what an interesting plot device for mindless fluff. NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Screams Part Two: The Smiling Man by cloneserpents reviews
Fugitives Draco and Ginny try to find a place to hide from their pursuers. Post HBP DARK HORROR FIC Features Dark!Harry and Insane!Hermione. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screams Part One by cloneserpents reviews
After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Kunoichi Returned by Revanant Dragoon reviews
The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 469 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Yakko's world by frecleface reviews
Yakko Warner tells us how insanly hard it was to rehearse, learn and record the 2minute long 'Nations of the world' sketch
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Wedded Bliss? by Typhonis reviews
Sailor MoonRanma 12 crossover.Nodoka made a deal with her old friend and the time to unite there families has come.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,611 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 590 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Obvious by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Renji winked. This, she thought resignedly, could only end in tears. [rated because Rangiku is a dirty, dirty woman, and this really is going to be easy]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/30/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dessert wars by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Chocaholic by BebopSamurai reviews
A goofy little Valentine's day fic. Shinji helps Rei discover the joys of chocolate and she goes a little overboard...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Uhhhhh ok by Ringmaster reviews
Rei and Shinji have been watching too much American television... with scary results! Rated for language, and some mild violence. Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Maybe by Lisse reviews
Ron and Hermione might be getting married, Harry ponders justifiable homicide, Ginny battles puce robes, and Bill's going to kill them all. Really he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lycanthrope by Mister Cynical reviews
Shinji Ikari is attacked while walking home one night. This single action will change the world. (complete)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,260 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Complete
Shinji Grows Up by Ravenman9898 reviews
What happens when Shinji starts to grow a spine, A SA fic with humor in it, PG13 for language, ITS DONE
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Kitty Torture by Fuyumi reviews
It's hard to be a cat when your owner's in love. Poor Crookshanks can't take it anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete