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Author has written 5 stories for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and House, M.D..

Johnny, Johnny,

Quotes from Johnny Depp (taken from various scorces):

- I don't know who's hot, who's not, who's poor, who's successful, who's just, you know, taken a dump. I don't care. I don't want to know any of it.

-There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the future and what it could be.

-(and I'm not sure but this is about what he said) I play barbies with my six-year-old daughter sometimes. So sometimes I start doing these voices and she's like "Dad...Don't do the voices. Just...do your normal voice. Please. You're starting to scare me."

-I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expressionist leaves on my face. Sigh in awe

-Trips to the dentist-- I like to postpone that kind of thing.

-It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could buy that island I've wanted to buy all my life, and live there with my family. Or I could buy some great piece of art that's just going to feed my eyes every day. It's fun to toy with the notion of that, and it is very tempting because money, unfortunately is freedom in today's world.

-I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to understand it. It's like joining a club,
a clique just because everyone else is in it. You don't have any particular interest in it, and it has nothing to do with who you are as a person. You just join it because it's the thing to do. The quality of life is so different in France. There is the possibility of living a simple life. I would never contemplate raising my daughter in LA. I would never raise any child there.

-I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.

-The wardrobe guy (of Blow) was a genius. He was so tapped into that period and he brought me the ugliest things I'd ever seen and then they were somehow beautiful.

-JL: Now do you live … are you right in Paris? Do you have an apartment right at the top of the Eiffel Tower? Where are you exactly?
JD: Yeah, right at the top.
JL: WOW! That's very good!
JD: You know that little light that blinks? Red? That's me.
JL: That's your job?
JD: That's my teeth.
JL: (Laughing) Pain in the @$$ to get stuck in that elevator all day.
JD: Yeah, it really is.

-You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.

I would put more but I think you get the point.

WEELL HOWDY YALL IM FROM TEXAS there

Quotes from my friends and stuff

Tessa: Fred flirts with everything that moves

Emily: And many things that don't!

Me:(nudges Emily and Tessa) Hey, Lamp-Post...

Kara: Kelsey tried to convince me that the song "my humps" is about Breast cancer.

My All-Time Favorite Quote From House:

Cuddy: House! Why won't you just admit that you gave her the wrong injection?

House: Fine. I will. But you'll have to testify.

Cuddy: Fine.

House: So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, and I closed my eyes, stuck my hand in the drawer, and pulled out the first syringe..

(Cuddy leaves) (Ducklings chuckle)

House: So, what's killing her?


+About Yourself +

Name : Wouldn't you like to know

Gender : female

Where are you from: Austin Tx

Nicknames : Wya

Middle name(s) : Jade (twitches)

Do you have any pets: amigo the hamster, Maddie the Amazing Toilet-Paper-Eating-Dog

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Have You Ever +

Taken drugs: Does mass quantaties of Caffine count?

Been cautioned/arrested: no

Been to a concert: yes, sxsw free festival

Cried during a movie: no, I don't cry over cheesiness

Been on stage: yes

Witnessed a crime: other than jaywalking no

Failed a grade: no

Ran away from home: no

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Last Thing You Did +

Last thing you ate : Candy...

Last drink you drank : Coke...

Uh Oh...

Last magazine you read : People

Last person you spoke to : Marley, my cousin

Last person you emailed : Megan

Last thing you bought : A POTC: DMC huge poster of Johnny Depp

Last shop you went in : Spencer's

Last song you listened to : Some 80's sond my dad's obsessed with

Last website you went on :yahoo email

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Favourites +

Favourite colour : Brown

Favourite film :

Favourite song : Where is the love/ Angel of music (Phantom of the opera)

Favourite TV programme : Grey's Anatomy, HOUSE, Anything on E,

Favourite day of the week : Friday/saturday

Favourite TV channel : Fox

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Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes +

What color is your hair? Blonde...Grr...haha

What colour are your eyes? hazel

What size shoe do you wear?6 womens,4 mens

Do you paint your nails? No

If so, what color? --

Are you short, average or tall? very short

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Tattoos and Piercings +

Do you think lip, belly, eyebrow and nose piercings look good: only teeny...nevermind

What do you think of sleeves (tattoos all on the arm): not so much...

Would you ever consider getting a tattoo – if you don’t already have one: havent really thought about it

If yes, what would you have:--

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Choose One +

Ashton Kutcher/Topher Grace : Ashton I guess (punked)

Watching movies at home/Watching movies at the cinemas : cenimas, definately

Crisps/Chips : chips

McDonalds/KFC : Neither! (barfs)

Rock music/Pop music : rock

Black/White : black

Hot/Cold : cold

Red/Blue : blue

Talking over the phone/Talking face to face : depends

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Random Questions +

What’s the first word you lay your eyes on after you’ve finished reading this sentence: do

Do you have posters on your wall: yes

If yes, how many have you got: a lot

Who or what are they of: Do i really have to say! (for all yall slow folks out there--JCD)

What will you be doing at 9:00 tonight: comp

How much jewellery are you wearing at the minute and what are you wearing: a lot of non-fancy bracelets (like leather and chains, pretty kool)

What is the weather like outside right now: dark. its night...

Pick up one thing from your desk, what is it: a dvd...I'll let you guess

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