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Joined 04-10-12, id: 3901872, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Y'ello. That's how I say hello. And some day the whole world will say it like I do! MUHAHAHAHA.
Anywho.
Sooo... Hi! My name is Panda-chan (to y'all:P) and I'm a teenager. Not telling you my certain age. :)
Now what should I tell y'all about me...

1. I live in a zoo. No joke. I have 3 dogs, a lizard, and a rabbit. I used to have a cat, but she got run over a few years back.

2. Hmm... I'm not in any sports. Screw sports. Haha seriously though, I was in judo for 2ish years and then I quit cause its boring. To me at least. 0.o But the rest of my family are complete workout junkies. So therefore next week, I'm going to start Aikido!

3. I. Am. A. Total. Nerd.
I love star wars.
Harry PotterTwilight ANYDAY.
I read a lot.
And I'm obsessed with anime and video games.
Mario. Zelda. Kingdom Hearts. Naruto(video games)
Anime: One Piece. Naruto. Bleach. Soul Eater. Full Metal Alchemist.
Fairy Tail. All that wonderful stuff. :)

4. Black Skinny Jeans are my best friends. As are my knee high converse.

5. Random thing-(like the rest of this isn't random) I cut my own hair because hair salons TERRIFY me. I don't know why. Everyone in there just seems... Conceited? Lol. I think it's just me.

6. I'm home schooled as are my 2 siblings. My parents are divorced and I live with my Dad. :) he's awesome.

7. I'm a Art Junkie. My sharpies/colored pencils/shading pencils are my babies. Drawing is my escape and my therapy.

8. I Hate Counselors/therapists. I think they are conceited annoying know it alls.

9. Fizzy family and proud of it y'all! :)

10. Dream. I want to write a full book. Not a fan fiction. A serious. Book. Completely made up. By me. I will do it. I'm gonna start.. In the next month or so. I want to work on my fanfics first for practice. :)
And I want to be a artist.

11. I'm the FARTHEST thing from perfect you will ever meet. You may think I'm being modest, but I'm really not.
I'm kinda shy.
I'm sometimes a pushover.
I push people away when I'm angry or sad.
And I'm really bad at forgiving people.
And I always have trouble saying what I mean.
And I sometimes have no self confidence. I couldn't give two shits what you think or say to me if you are a stranger. I'll just raise my middle finger, smile and say "fuck you"
But when someone that I really know, or care about says something bad about me I go home and cry myself to sleep.

12. I'm romantically challenged. Seriously. I think I have a disease called "afraid of being in a relationship" the age i'm at, a relationship would never last, and i'm terrified of getting a broken heart. And every time i meet a guy i might like i decide it would be better to keep him as a friend...

13. Girls are mean they are horrible things... And boys are stupid and perverts.

14. Um... I love Dr Pepper and any kind of tea.

15. If I'm super caffeine deprived i will l drink cold black coffee.

16. Ooo let's be serious. I don't believe in marriage. Marriage is a load of bullshit because in today's society, everyone gets divorced.

17. I hate cops.

18. I hate society. Me and society don't get along because of reasons like so.
I draw on myself with sharpie, and you call that trashy. I could be getting tattoos.
You say putting blue streaks in your hair is stupid and unnatural, when I could be on drugs.
And here's where I really starting hating society, because society is getting hypocritical.
You say skinny jeans, knee high converse, and a t-shirt with kingdom hearts characters is trashy, but denim underwear(that's what i call jean shorts that are way to short) and a tube top aren't trashy.

You say I dress trashy, when you wear a dress that shows ALL your cleavage, and I never show any of mine, even though I have way more to show then you.
Society (coughcoughcertainpeople) needs to shove their husband's dick in their hypocritical mouth.

19. I Love Hoodies.

20. I hate judgmental people. Judge someone after you've gotten to known them. Then you can judge all you want.

RANTS

If you read these or get pissed off it's not my fault. Just a disclaimer. :P

And most of these are something that i've said or texted to someone so. xD

1.You're a freakin bitch. Running off with some stupid asshole whos already gone through three whole divorces, do you really think its gonna work out?!? And now you don't have any guts to face your friends and family because you know they are gonna tell you exactly what you don't want to hear. That you're a bitch. And you broke a wonderful mans heart for no fuckin reason other then you are a selfish whore. And you caused a ridiculous amount of pain to all of your children, and you come back here expectin us to give you the best of both worlds. Me and -- don't even want you near us. Cause you lied to us, and betrayed us. And that guy is just using you, like a fuckin man whore. You have ruined everyones life just because we aren't good enough for you.
Screw. You.

2.I'm in my happy place where the are happy things. Like rainbows and unicorns and flying pegasus and i don't know why i said flying pegasus because pegasus have wings anyway, and unicorns breathe flowers and shit, and There are no demons, and if any demons went there, they would be killed by the unicorns shiny horn. (This is what I started blabbing while watching paranormal activity 2. I was scared. :P)

3.I would rather Play legend of zelda or mario, then i would just dance.
I don't want a relationship. I'm truly not looking for my prince charming.
I love Black Veil Brides and Mayday Parade, instead of One direction and Justin Bieber.
I would rather read Naruto/one piece/soul eater/bleach then Twilight.
I would rather go to the mall and pull pranks then go to the mall and shop
I'm concerned about my appearance, but i don't wear makeup.
I love skinny jeans, but i don't own a single dress.
I would rather have a video game marathon then go to the mall
I get alone better with guys them girls
I sometimes let people push me around, just because i don't want to fight (screw drama)
I'm an artist, not a sports girl
I carry my sketchbook and pencils everywhere, not a makeup bag
I would ratherwrite the hang out

Imma wallflower and proud of it. :3

Just something I wrote. 0.o

4.That awkward moment when someone is trying WAY to hard to get someone to like them.

We all know one of these people.


5.You know why i'm anti social.
You know why i'm quiet and weird and don't like to talk to you

Because you're a bunch of hypocrites. You walk around pretending to be good christians, but you look down on me because i'm a different, awkward, shy,
I sometimes act rude, because its how i defend myself. Im shy and fragile, so sometimes i throw up walls and slam the doors on people just to protect myself.
You don't know a thing about me so until you do, don't judge me.
I know i've made mistakes and said things that i should not have, but everytime i do i go home and cry, because i feel horrible about it.

I'm not perfect. But neither are you. I'm me, nothing more, nothing less.

6.
I don't understand why people think its okay to put someone else down, and to make someone feel worse about themselves.
Is it because a bully sees someone with confidence, and happiness and they just get jealous and can't stand to see that, they are strong no matter what?
I think when bullies see someone with something better then what they have, they automatically point out the flaws in what you have, to make themselves feel better about what they have?
And yet when push comes to shove i'm always here for you and you KNOW that. Which is why you can't live without me.
But i CAN live without you.

Because I'm stronger then you.

I don't need to put someone down to make me feel better.

I'm willing to do things for others, unlike you.

I don't need to announce my problems to the world, because i can live without the sympathy of others. In fact i hate it when people think i'm. Sad sad person.

And EVERY TIME when you were going through a hard time i contacted you EVERY. DAY. Even if it was just a text i checked on you To make sure you didn't need something

And now that my life is falling apart, all that matters is your crap. I only hear from you once a week, and thats only when you NEED or WANT something from me.

I'm putting up with all your BS because through thick and thin, through good times and bad, I've been there as your best friend.
But recently, you only let me down. You don't seem to care about me, because as long as I'm well enough to deal with your crap then you are fine.

But I'm getting tired so unless you show me you are worth something, I just may leave.

Me and my bestfriend get into fights a lot... or she makes me mad and I write stuff like that.

Had to do it...

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1.Obito(Cause I love Kakashi and if it wasn’t for Obito Kakashi would still be a jerk)

2. Suigetsu. I love him so much. I have no clue why. xD

3.Hinata! She’s so sweet! I just want to give her a hug!

4.Deidara. Fellow artist. I salute you.

5.Sasori. Fellow artist. I salute you.

6.Karin. (She only gets hate from Sakura fans. And I don’t really like Sakura so. I’m still holding onto hope that Karin is actually Narutos twin sister. That would be so cool.)

7. Jugo (I wish I could talk to animals. -_-)

8. Sasuke. (Even though he acts like a brat, he always figures out what he wants and he takes it. It’s a admirable trait. And the only reason he’s a brat all the time is cause he’s jealous his abs aren’t as awesome as Suigetsu. :3)

9.Kakuzu. (I love that money obsessed jerk. He reminds me of my dad.)

10. Tenten. (she’s such a optimist. And she’s just badass. I love her very much.:3)

11. Kiba. He’s like a dog. If I ever met him I would probably pet him. :D

12.Kakashi. He’s just cool

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Karin and Kiba? Hella no. Karin belongs with Suigetsu

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Deidara? Sure. Average hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kakashi got Sasuke pregnant? I KNEW SASUKE WAS A GIRL!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Kakuzu? Not him personally, but fics about the Akatsuki.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Karin and Suigetsu FTW! YES! THEY BELONG TOGETHER SUIKA SHIPPER HERE!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori and Kakuzu makes NO sense. So Sasori and Tenten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jugo walked in on Suigetsu and Kakashi? He would run away screaming and go talk to his birdies. :3

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Hinata and Tenten hook up to make Neji and Naruto notice them.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Obito and Sasuke? Probably not… unless Obito was giving Sasuke advice. Or something like that.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jugo and Kakashi. Jugo comforts Kakashi and tells him that he won’t tell anyone about Kakashi and Suigetsu’s gay love.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Obito? Ew. Just Ew. Don’t talk about Obito-kun that way.

12) Does anyone on your friends list think three is hot?

Hinata? I hope not. I’ll have to kick their ass. She belongs with Naruto.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Kiba? Nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Suigetsu, Sasori, Deidara? No. And if they did, they would be off my friends list. Suigetsu. Belongs. To. KARIN!!!! :-@

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (tenten)

Neji.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Sasuke)

Stupid Hoe. :3 you. Know. by Nikki Minaj?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Obito,Karin, Kakashi? WARNING: KAKASHI AND OBITO DIE :3 Cause Suigetsu kill them for kidnapping Karin.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tenten hitting on Suigetsu?

…That’s a nice sword

Cause they both have weapons obsession.

They would make a good couple actually… NEW CRACK COUPLE!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba describe Suigetsu and Sasuke? Kiba would probably describe them as teammates.

20) How emo is Seven?

Jugo? Not emo, he just has multiple personality disorder

HAD TO DO IT.xD It's so fun.

STOLE THESE FROM PSYCHO KAY'S PROFILE!!! :D

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.(I the the summer soo muh cause it gets to hot where I live to were hoodies. L
You love jeans. (amen.)
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (I always laugh… and people think I’m mean.xD)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(Shopping is always torture. Unless it’s hoodie shopping.)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(Wii, PS2, DS, Gameboy, Gamecube,ds,dsi,etc.)(Ds.. Wii.. SEGA!! I
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (I don’t really watch any TV… 0.o)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (My mom is messed up in the head.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Halfway? I have a some.)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (more than 3 other individuals)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Hate green, love black and blue/silver)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think(Hmmm. Halfway. I don’t like people because they judge so I just hide in the girls bathroom all the time.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Hella No?)
You love to shop.(NO!)
You wear eyeliner. (I don’t wear any makeup.)
You wear the color pink. (Haha. Hella no. My whole wardrobe is black, blue, white and some gray stuff. Wait I think I have a couple purple t-shirts.)
Go to your mom for advice.(Hella no.)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (Opposite actually.)
You like hanging out at the mall. (No not really. I like going to Barnes and Noble though.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (I don’t even have my ear’s pierced.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. Shame on anyone who doesn’t like Star Wars. I’m gonna go watch Star Wars now.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance (Halfway. When I was a little kid (I don’t even remember any of it) my mom made me take a couple classes. Other than that Nope.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (My and my bff’s love the movies so…)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (GOSH NO. I’m a wallflower and proud of it.)

TOTAL = 1.5

Hmm. I guess I’m okay with that.

Rules:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer for each question, even if it makes no sense. XP NO CHEATING!!!

1. How are you feeling today?

Mayday Parade- Your Song

Song about missing someone... I don't miss anyone.

2. Will you get far in life?

Paramore, Misery Business- I see whore's in my future...

3. How do your friends see you?

Simple Plan- Summer Paradise. First of all, this is the worst song ever written by simple plan.

Second of all I have no clue what the frig this means.

4. Will you get married?

Porcelain. Mariana's Trench. I don't know what this means. I think it means I won't be married.

5. what is your best friend's theme song?

A Day To Remember- My Life For Hire. YES.

6. What is the story of your life?

Downfall of us all. A day to remember.

7. What will the rest of high school life be like?

Nickelback gotta be someday

8. How will you get ahead in life?

Yashin-Stand Up.

9. What is the best thing about your friends?

Yellowcard Sing To Me. They never sing to me...

10. To describe your grandparents?

Sum 41. I haven't seen my grandparents in 2 years...

11. How is your life going?

Dido white flag

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Monty Python Soundtrack(The Holy Grail)-Brave Sir Robin.OMG THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. I’m going to have the awesomest funeral ever. I already made my dad/bestfriend promise to stand at my coffin dressed as Grim Reapers.

13. How does the world see you?

Simple Plan-Worst Day Ever… The world probably thinks my life sucks so that works.

14. Will you have a happy life?

Guns and Roses-Ain’t It Fun. My life is going to be crazy and fun.

15. Do people secretly lush over you?

Where Is Your Heart… Kelly Clarkson. No? It sounds like a lot of people are going to break my heart.

16. How can I make myself happy?

50 ways to say goodbye-Train… I get to lie about all the different ways my x Boyfriend’s can die.

17. What should you do with you life?

All Time Low-Just the way I’m not… I should lie about who I am?? Haha like that’s gonna happen.

18. Will you have children?

He Is We-Breathe. I don’t know what that means. It means I’m going to be calm on the outside but my inside is gonna be in turmoil. Which probably means I won’t run around screwing guys? I’m going to breathe a lot instead.

19. What is your deep dark secret?

Paramore-Fences I don’t know what this means… Maybe not… It means I’m f-- awesome.

20. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?

Montgomery Gentry-Gone- Well this song kicks @$$... But it means that my Mortal enemy… IS GOOOOONEEEEEEE!!!!BBAAAANNGGG BANNNGG!!

21. What is your personality like?

Let me Down-Kelly Clarkson- I like this one… Cause people let me down. And I throw them outta my life… So it works.

22. What will be played at your wedding?

Hedley-Invincible… Aww this would be sweet.

Guys are so awesome.

They don't start meaningless drama

If you get mad at them they automatically apologize

They always come to you for relationship advice

They always stick up for you

And you can have video game marathons with them.

So just saying. My guy friends kick @$$

Lol

Pandachan is out. :D THANKS FOR ALL THE READS! (NOT That anyone is gonna read my profile but no one reviews so I have no where else to post it.-_-)

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