Natural Hair Color:

[X] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Bald and a cancer survivor- $200 and a pat on the back

[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:

] Brown - $50

] Green - $75

[X] Blue - $150

] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Height: (I'm only in 7th grade)

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[X] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[ ] Under 5'4" - $0

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[X] Second born - $150

[X] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?

] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO!

[x] No - $600

Vision?

[ ] Perfect vision - $400

[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

] No correction - $100

[X] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750.

[ ] Red - $600.

[x] Black - $100.

[ ] Yellow -$475.

] Brown - $300.

[X] Purple - $225

[X] White - $400.

[x] Aqua - $350.

[ ] Orange - $300.

[x] Blue - $300.

[ ] Pink - $100

[x] Other - $500 (I love Teal and Navy blue)

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] Some - $750

Total: 4960

WARRIORS FAN OATH

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Oof, If you Loathe Dovewing get out.

JayFeather is bae.

Yup.

Lets go do this shit-

Quick! Write down 12 cats from the warriors series.

1 Dovewing

2 HawkFrost

3 BumbleStripe

4 IvyPool

5 ThunderStar

6 MothWing

7 HollyLeaf

8 FireStar

9 FeatherTail

10 SpottedLeaf

11 BreezePelt

12 HoneyFern

1~What would you thin, about a name with 1's beggining and 4's endingNo

DovePool, Interesting!

2~Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2's first name and 3's last name?

HawkStripe? Its not the best.

3~Would you make fun of a cat called 5's first name and 2's last name?

ThunderFrost, probably, maybe not, Idk ;w;

4~What genre would a story be with cat names, 1's first name and 2's last name, as a main character?

DoveFrost. No, Not at all. sounds like a ship name for HawkFrostXDovewing

Write a prophecy meaning 1's first name and 3's last name will save the clan from dogs?

The Doves Strength will come to aid the clans in the dark hours of the howlers. (IDK I HATE MAKING PROPHECIES)

What would 3's first name and 1's last name look like just from their name?

BumbleWing: Strange Golden tabby with black stripes and amber eyes.

Can you see 5 and 3 as a paring?

*AHEM* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THUNDERSTAR AND BUMBLESTRIPE ARE BOYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSs

If 9 was looking for a mate would they choose 6 or 4?

NOPE NOPE NO GAY! IVY POOL/Mothwing AND FEATHERTAIL = TRASH

Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Nope, DoveXHolly and SpottedXHolly wont happen.

Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8

HawkFrost went to go and kill FireStar so... uh,... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

HollyLeaf: *Walks in on SpottedLeaf and Thunderstar making out* UHHHH (IN mind: Are they breaking the code? No.. there both thunderclan so...) *Walks away*

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Oh. Ivypools a badass so... "JAYFEATHER WE NEED YOU" And Ivypool wouldnt make out with her like... great, dead, uncle.

Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

No, but it would be interesting... DoveXHawk?

What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

OH OH! YEES THEY WOULD BE DAMN STARS FRICKING GOLDEN AND RED YES.

What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7?

HollyXIvy anyone? Welp here we go- yknow- NOPE.

If 6 and 5 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Firestar would side with Thunderst- or mothwin- IDK

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

MMM VERY HOT SMEXY SCARSHARK (Blixemi my sister guesses warrior names)

What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

NO NO NO FIRESTAR UR DED AND SO IS HONEYFERN

Do you recall any fics about 9?

Yes! They arent my fav tho...

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

EWW THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!!!!

5/9 or 5/10?

NIETHER

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Hollyleaf walks in on firestar and hawkfrost kissing* "THATS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODEEEEEE"

Make a summary of a 3/10 fic?

no

Is there anything of 1/8 fluff?

firestar is dovewings great uncle so...

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

"Losing Time"

What 10 might scream in a great moment of passion?

Shes a hoe so...IDk

If you wrote a songfic about 1 what song would you use?

Evelyn, Evelyn.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

idkkkk

that was meh

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Deep Breath* FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!