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Stuff about me:

things I like: Skittles, anime, my friends, converse, and rock music

things I dislike: sketchers, mustard, rap, eyeliner, facebook, and kidz bop

fav. anime: Ouran high school host club, Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Peach Girl, Death Note, Bleach, Kenichi, Inuyasha, School Rumble, Rurouni Kenshin, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Higurashi no naku koro ni, and Kekkaishi

least fav. anime: Dragon Ball Z, One piece, Prince of tennis, Yu Yu hakusho, and Elfen lied

hobbies: playing guitar, drawing, singing, dancing, and sewing

fav t.v show: Code lyoko, Robot chicken, and Aqua teen hunger force

fav movie: Dude where's my car, and BASEketball

age: 12

Fav anime couples

Ouran high school host club- Haruhi+Any host club member, Kyouya+Renge(a little bit), Hikaru+Kaoru

Naruto- Naruto+Hinata, Sakura+Sasuke, Neji+Tenten, Shikamaru+Temari, Sai+Ino

Bleach- Ichigo+Rukia, Orihime+Uryu

Fav music

Boys like girls

Three days grace

Flow

Orange range

All american rejects

Lady gaga

Fall out boy

green day

Rage against the machine

All time low

chieco kawabe

Jason derulo

Shakira

UVERworld

Nevershoutnever

Stiff dylans

Asian kung fu generation

Snorkel

Beat crusaders

RYTHEM

Simple plan

Fav song at the moment- Sakura kiss by Chieco Kawabe (ohshc theme song)

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?- Haruka Kanata by Asian kung fu generation (um... actually its "I'm a fighting dreamer!!")

2. What do your friends think of you?- Killing in the name by Rage against the machine (I highly doubt it)

3. What do you think about most often?-The great escape by Boys like girls ( Yes Im planning my escape right now...)

4. What is 2+2?- Riot by Three days grace ( I thought it was 4... OMFG I HAVE TO GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN!!)

5. What do you think of your best friend?- Bullet proof by La Roux ( Ummm... okayy..)

6. What do you think about the person you like?- Diary of jane by Breaking Benjamin ( WTF! THAT MAKES NOOOO SENSE!)

7. What is your life story?- Caramelldansen by Caramell ( sure it is...)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?- Gone forever by Three days grace ( not really)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?- Heels over head by Boys like girls ( THAT IS SOOOO TRUE!)

10. What do your parents think of you?- Ur so gay by Katy Perry ( This is what my parents really think of me? *runs to Tamaki's emo corner*

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?- My first kiss by 3 oh! 3 and Ke$ha ( no comment)

12. What will they play at your funeral? I could get used to this by Everlife ( NOBODY will get used to my death!)

13. What is your hobby/interest?- Blue bird by Ikimoto Gakari ( IDK)

14. What is your biggest secret?- Broken man by Boys like girls ( I'm not broken in ANY way)

15. What do you think of your friends?- Your love is my drug by Ke$ha ( That's kinda weird...)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?- Ultraviolet by Stiff Dylans ( No, the worst thing that could happen is Masashi Kishimoto finishing Naruto!)

17. How will you die?- Go!/ Fighting dreamers by Flow ( So.. Im gonna be a fighting dreamer?... cool)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?- In too deep by Sum 41 ( I guess I was in too deep)

19. What makes you laugh?- D technolife by UVERworld ( I don't even know what a D technolife is)

20. What makes you cry?- Boys with girlfriends by Meiko ( Well, if they're cute boys I'd be sad)

21. Will you ever get married?- Welcome to my life by Simple plan ( I'm not sure what the answer is)

22. What scares you the most?- Shake it by Rediscover ( Actually it's Brad Pitt. Like seriously, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BEARD!!??)

23. Does anyone like you?- Closer by Inoue Joe (...)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?- Bacchikoi! by Dev parade ( What's a bacchikoi?)

25. Whats your name?- Namikaze Satellite by Snorkel ( Well it could be worse)


30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

10.Play "Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

20.Video tape it for you tube

21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop popcorn

Write out the names of twelve Ouran characters. You can write the same character more than once.

1. Hikaru

2. Kaoru

3. Haruhi

4. Tamaki

5. Kyouya

6. Mori

7. Honey

8. Nekazowa

9. Kasanoda

10. Renge

11. Ranka

12. Belzenef

Now answer the questions…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No and I don't think I want to

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Tamaki is not hot... he's SMEXY... VERY SMEXY

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD BELZENEF GETTING NEKAZOWA PREGGO that's not possible ( Way to point out the obvious)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah a few

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL NO!!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten I could NEVER imagine Kyouya being with Kasanoda...eeeeewwwww

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Honey would probably be scared out of his mind if he saw Kaoru doing it with BELZENEF XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Eleven Fanfic.

Ummmmmmm... It's Haruhi's birthday and Ranka forgets? IDK

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

IDK but I doubt it

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic?

"The lonely curse doll" IDK

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?

Why would Tamaki seduce Hikaru? thats kinda icky

12) Which partner for Three?

Hikaru or Tamaki

13) How would you draw Eleven?

I would draw him with a crap load of make up on XXDDD

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five ?

Probably not

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

WOW THIS IS SOOO PASSIONATE I COULD EAT 3 BOWLS OF RICE!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Can't think of one

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT SUCKS ASS

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Wanna have some rice with me??

19) If Four was pregnant, who would you suspect to be the father?

Tamaki can't get preggo...?

20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do?

I don't think Mori is the crying type so I don't know

21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do?

I would throw him into a box

22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would:

I would get Kasanoda out of that closet and throw Hikaru and Kaoru in and I would watch

23) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

...no comment...

24) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

I don't know Nekazowa could do whatever the hell he wants with his puppet

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Kyouya

2. Belzenef

3. Haruhi

4. Renge

5. Mori

6. Hikaru

7. Usa-chan

8. Tamaki

9. Honey

10.Kaoru

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would ask him to snuggle with me

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

uuuummmmmmmm...puppets can't talk

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I would ask her to leave?

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I guess I would be ok with it

5 cooked you dinner?

I would ask Mori to eat it with me

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would watch that sexy beast sleep

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I wouldn't care since it is a stuffed animal

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I would cry my eyes out!! Tamaki's too beautiful to be in the hospital :(

9 made fun of your friends?

I would be disappointed because Honey is too sweet to do that!

10 ignored you all the time?

I would be sad cuz Kaoru's AWESOME!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

KYOUYA WOULD SAVE ME OF COURSE!!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Nothing cuz he's a puppet

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Probably a card since she can't afford much

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Panic like an idiot while I call 911

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

IDK... nothing?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

He would probably have a nervous breakdown

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I don't know... blush

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

He'll use his hosting techniques to calm me down

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He'll give me a cake?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

laugh with me cuz he's cool like that

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cuz he's SEXY without his glasses

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Belzenef in love with Honey.. no comment

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

I am NOT dating HARUHI!!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

nothing

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NEVER

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

date him

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

nothing cuz it's a stuffed animal

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

ummmm yeah you will

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Sure why not I like bagels and Honey wouldn't poison it

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Until the host club finds out

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Sure Kyouya has GREAT tastes

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

1. puppets can't go emo 2. Tamaki wouldn't care

3 told 6 she started her period.

He would tell her to get some pads?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

IDK what to say

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Haruhi would tell Mori to snap out of it cuz he's cussing out a puppet

6 got high.

Why Hikaru...why

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

nothing

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

I don't think Tamaki would complain

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

A poison cake?

10 starts working at a bar..

I could imagine that

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

I would say " Kyouya, why did you have sex with Belzenef?"

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

I don't see why not Haruhi's cool

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Renge cuz Usa-chan can't move

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

nothing...?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

I have no clue

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Well Usa-chan goes home with Honey anyways so I don't see any problem

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Tamaki would most likely look up pics of himself

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THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

SHIKAMARU BABYYYY!!!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

TemaShika, NejiTen, and SasuSaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Not yet but I'm gonna be Ino for Halloween

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

I have a bunch of posters, a leaf village symbol necklace, and a crap load of fanart

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hell yeah!!! I am DESTINED to be with Kiba!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7 cuz the funniest stuff happens with them

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Ummmm no?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

I really don't care

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara (I HATE Itachi!!)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

PRO!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No but almost

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Hell yea!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Hellz yea

17. Sub or dub?

Dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Annoying

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd but he's funny

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara cuz he already looks like a girl

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weirdly awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

I don't know

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Hell yea

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yup

27. Do you like lemons?

Of course

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Most of them

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes and it's HILARIOUS!!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Uh huh

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes and she's OBSESSED!!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yup

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Yeah

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

School life:Yes Grades:No

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Hell yeah

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise

Sorta

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I don't feel like counting

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Not yet

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Oh yeah


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.The stupid things I've done are in bold

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Man... I'm pretty stupid

What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. ..

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

A weird day with Shikamaru reviews
We all know our favorite lazy guy Shikamaru right? Well in this story some of the Naruto characters have a weird day with him the story is better than this crappy summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Shikamaru N.