Hi!

Even though I highly doubt your'e genuinely (did I spell that right?) interested in the story of my life, I'll tell some things anyways.

A) I'm from Germany

B) I adore Bastille, love Fall Out Boy, really like Green Day and absolutely loathe german country Music (aka Schlager).

C) My rabbit's called Max and has the most adorable little piece of fur on his nose that can't seem to lay flat

D) There's a Window-Color-picture of Scar taped at my mirror staring at me creepily right now

E) I'm somewhat self-conscious. That's why I only R&R stories and don't write one of my own. I tried once. It didn't turn out the way I wanted it to... :/

F) I hate bullies. Then again, who doesn't? Well, except for the bullies themselves...

G) I really like black shirts and hoodies. It suits me *flips hair*

H) My hair has this undescribable color between brown and blonde and gold and yellow. I don't like it much.

I) I like to throw in sarcastic remarks and confuse my fellow students with these

So, now that you can picture me in your heads, on to the real business. Go and read Fanfiction, that's why we are all here.

Lots of love...no that sounds weird. Bye, Servus, Au revoir, Hasta luego, Vale...pick your favorite, Nika

Some fun stuff I found:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your favorite fandom in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Percy Jackson

2. Thalia Grace

3. Poseidon

4. Demeter

5. Kronos/Luke

6. Annabeth Chase

7. Reyna-Avila Ramirez-Aranello (gotta love that name)

8. Blackjack

9. Clarisse LaRue

10. Hades

11. Nico di Angelo

12. Juniper

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fic? Do you want to?

Annabeth/Nico...I'm pretty sure I once clicked on one on accident. I'm even more sure I didn't enjoy it...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh well...I haven't met Demeter in Person and I'm sure she has a wonderful personality but...no.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Juniper got Blackjack pregnant (how would that be possible?), I would close the tab with the weird crack fic, shake my head and wonder "What did I just read?"

4. Can you recall any fic's about Nine?

Clarisse LaRue. Yeah I definitely can. Sadly, I can't remember the names of the countless Clarisse-fics I've encountered on this site...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Thalia and Annabeth. Well, still a better lovestory than twilight. And it beats Annabeth/Nico for sure...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Kronos/LukexClarisse or Kronos/LukexHades. At least Kronos and Hades kinda live in the same place now so they were able to see each other at least once a week. Besides, I don't want to break up Chrisse

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Reyna walked in on Thalia and Juniper having sex I'm not sure I want to know wheter she joins in or calls Artemis and Grover. Or if she even recognises the two...Have her and Thalia met yet in Canon? I'm not sure anymore

8. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy/Blackjack fluff. If there is any, I would definitely read it. Maybe, if Percy and Annabeth broke up. Which will never happen.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Reyna/Juniper...Lost again. Grover and Hylla are lost in the Sea of Monsters again

10. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Yeah I think everyone who has read PJatO does. At least, I do.

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

None that I know of. That is, if my creative alter ego (drawing me) doesn't count as 'on my friends list'.

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

ThaliaxDemeterxKronos/Luke. I seriously don't hope so because if that was the case, I would really have to talk to that Person about them having drug-issues.

13. If you wrote a song fic about Eight which song would you choose?

Blackjack..."Guardian" by Alanis Morisette. I think that the lyrics capture Blackjack's thoughts on Percy just perfectly... "I'll be your keeper for life as your guardian, I'll be your warrior of care your first warden. I'll be your angel on call, I'll be on demand. The greatest honor of all, as your guardian. Now no more smiling mid-crestfall, no more managing unmanageables, no more holding still in the hailstorm"

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what would the warning be?

Percy/Annabeth/Juniper. Rated M for extreme case of depression on Juniper's side

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Kronos/Luke...that'll be a few months...at least with him as the main dude.

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Percy and Reyna are in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Reyna. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nico and a brief unhappy affair with Juniper, then follows the wise advice of Kronos/Luke and finds true love with Poseidon.

The first part? I can so see this happening! It's only after the Percy-taking-advice-from-Kronos/Luke (who was evil and is now dead btw)-part that things get a little weird. Now that I think about it, I do recall having read a Percy/Poseidon fic once, out of complete and utter boredom. So well, this is probably the most realistic plotline I've ever seen with this funny little story...and I've seen quite a few.

What title would you give this fic?

Without Wise Girl

Your Godly Parent is...(bold what you are)

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President. (Twice in Elementary School! Yay for me)

You try to do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic

0/10 (Oh well...didn't expect that...)

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (The last part not so much. But reading them counts, too, right?)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.(Well, does Pop Punk count as loud and angry? Probably not. I still like it.) (My sister isn't very fond of this habit. She has the room next to mine and doesn't share my taste in music. Sucks for her...)

You spend most of your time alone. (With my boyfriend and whatsapp in a cozy lil' conversation)

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (Always. Except for the ones my friend hosts...there aren't that many drunk teens)

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night. (Vampire O.o)

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops. (It just smells great)

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (Well, dear politicans? Get off your lazy butts and actually do something for a change!)

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger Management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something. (Who does? homo economicus doesn't exist.)

1/10 (That was pretty clear...)

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (Well, not the only one, but one of the few)

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (And they will be again this year)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your Report card. (In Germany, we have different grades. but I dare say I'm pretty good. So...half true?)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6.5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10 (Ooof)

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10 (definitely saw that one coming. I'm as technically untalented as one can get)

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I don't want to accidentley look like hobo with a rat's net on his head)

1/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Oh how I love it!)

2/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (Never tried it. Not plannig on trying it, either)

You have a happy, cheerful disposition

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

So yeah, here comes the daughter of Hades, watch out for the Lady in Black with the Skeleton Shirt (I actually own one)! That's awesome. In other tests I always was a daughter of Athena...Maybe I am both 0.o