The inmates of Arkham Asylum take a trip down memory lane and recall their respective first days in the institution for the criminally insane. Aside from Joker, who seems to have always been there...

Yet another in this series :-) Young intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel is struggling with her career and her life, until the criminal Jack Napier arrives at Arkham Asylum for therapy, and helps her find her smile.

Harley Quinn just broke her psychopathic maybe-boyfriend out of the loony bin, and she's ready to start her real life romantic comedy. The Joker has other ideas, but Harley's more resilient than she looks and she might just turn out to be the greatest joke he's ever told- true love can move mountains, right? At the very least it will help you move a body. (Sequel to Jailbait)

(sequel to Are There Jokers in Solitaire?) Gotham is going to hell, but the Joker thinks he may have a solution. In order to bring chaos in line, Joker is going to make Harley face her past and see what little clowns fear the most. Rated M for all sorts of reasons :) Featuring Joker, Harley, and The Scarecrow

Maîtrise. A member-only cocktail bar full of secrets and mystery. When college graduate Anastasia Steele is desperate for work, she applies for a job at the newly opened bar. But what she discovers there will turn her world upside down. Expect explicit language and adult themes. (No Ana or Christian deaths. No Cheating.)

My (belated, sorry!) Valentine's Day story this year. After all three of their boyfriends forget to make plans on Valentine's Day, Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn determine to go someplace where they won't have to deal with men ever again - the women-only island of Themyscira. Will the men fight to get them back, and will they win against an army of Amazons?

A story of how the Joker meets Harley, through her becoming his Doctor and enduring sessions with him at Arkham. Harley experiences many hardships during her time as a psychiatrist and develops a unique relationship and trust with the Joker. Not a one- shot as the story progresses, Rated M for language violence and adult themes as they may be more prominent in the story.

Harley Quinn's jealous streak gets the better of her, and Joker is going to pay!

Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)

Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.

Due to lack of funds, a new initiative from the mayor's office turns Arkham Asylum into a tourist attraction, where people can pay to stare at the supercriminals in their cells. Needless to say, this doesn't end well.

Harley is heartbroken- she's been dumped (again), and this time her best-babe Ivy is determined to do something about it. Certain that her creep-detecting skills are superior, she takes it upon herself to find Harls a suitable suitor, whether she likes it or not. What could possibly go wrong? (switches back and forth between Joker and Harley POV's)

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.

The Joker is up late at night watching Harley sleep. She wakes up and decides to get a little frisky.

When Harley Quinn discovers that she is pregnant, she realizes that she'll fight through everything to have her baby.

She's testing his patience. He'll test how long it takes her to break. (Severely dark fic. Rated M for a multitude of reasons.)

There's only one way that this ends. She's always known that. (Rated M for adult themes.)

Jonathan Crane insists that the Joker and Harley Quinn's romance is based on circumstance, rather than fate, and borrows Jervis Tetch's alternate reality simulator to try and change the circumstances of their meeting in his favor. Is Joker and Harley's mad love meant to be, or just an unhappy accident? Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion :-)

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is stuck at a job she hates and in a relationship she loathes. Desperate for any excitement, she jumps at the chance to treat The Joker. Though she feels prepared for every game he plays, she falls quickly and hard for him.

After a disappointing heist, Joker and Harley spend the evening playing a drinking game about Batman...Will poor Harley ever be able to get the scent of Cotton Candy Vodka out of the carpet? More importantly- does Batman know a good late night Dry-cleaner? ;)

While under the influence of some heavy painkillers in Arkham's medical wing, Harley reveals to Dr Leland a side of her relationship with the Joker that nobody knows...

Harley loves it when her Puddin' lets her take control.