PROFILE

Name: feimao
Race: Unidentified Demonic Species with Homicidal Tendencies and Strange Appreciation for Literature, Manga, and Anime
Nationality: Earth PR
Age: None of your business
Position in the Great Ineffable Plan: High Enquirer to the Human Race (with working links to the mutant VoraciousJamLicker and the others Down Below)
Personality quirks: Likes IKEA catalogues, CADBURY milk chocolate, trying to make its alarm clock work anti-clockwise, throwing bits of tissue at the sucky-up end of operating vaccuum cleaners, drawing up plans for world domination, stepping on people's feet, learning obscure languages, researching on the occult, fiddling with explosive devices, making faces at dogs whenever it passes one by, playing with matches and incense burners, collecting notebooks, thick stacks of blank paper, listening to an extremely weird array of music, sitting in trees and throwing rocks at people in their dreams (or at least in Diane's case), and procrastinating. Does NOT like asparagus, crowds, running rounds, being exposed to direct sunlight, blue plastic hangers, Mathematics, Physics, coming up with extremely last-minute status reports to beam to the folks back home, desperately trying to think of reasons why Earth SHOULDN'T be destroyed, humid Saturday afternoons where there's nothing better to do other than watch reruns of soap operas or PGA Tours on the television, watching reruns of soap operas and PGA Tours on the television, boring Chinese serial dramas with cliched plots and corny-sounding saxophone theme songs... (Gee, it doesn't like a lot, does it? No, it doesn't.)
Favourite phrase: It is nice not to be associated with common, dull, dreary, boring sentient creatures overpopulating the face of this glorious planet and gradually working towards their eventual demise but hey, no-one ever listens so why bother? (Yes, hail Satan. Whatever, I'm busy here...)

(Asmodeous says hi and apologises if he can't make it to several summonings because he is currently preoccupied with his Lord of the Rings fetish. Lilith, too, sends her greetings to the human race and thinks Asmodeous should get a frickin' life.)