Hello Everyone!

So I'm pretty new to all of this so I don't really know what to write here yet.

I'm in love with the boys of BTR, let's face it, they are BEAUTIFUL.

Sooo I have a feeling I will be writing a LOT of BTR stuff in the futute. Both Smut and Fluff... but who am I kidding??... Mostly Smut!

I seek advise from anyone who has some for me. If you have read my first BTR story, what did you think? I'd love to know how I can improve, and make my stories better! Any ideas for future stories are wanted and totally appreciated. Don't forget to read and review!!

SOME WEIRD LIFE FACTS

Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible
for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.

“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

Amazing things BTR says

"I'm james diamond and i'll be riding you today!"

Logan:you locked him in the supply closet?
James:no... Bandanaman did.

"Can't you see all I really want to be Is your boyfriend, can't fight that Let me down, you know, I'm coming right back I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your" Boyfriend

Mrs. Knight: But you love your dinosaur chicken. Kendall: Yeah...when I was eight.

Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime. -Kendall and James

No talent? No talent? You're the one with no talent, you haven't had a hit in 10 years! -Kendall

I'm going to go down to the beach and get her wet! -James

James: Where else can we have the dance? Logan: Got it! theres a warehouse we can rent for $28! now, wheres LA's murder district?

I got to get new friends. -Logan

New girl...NICEEEE -Carlos and Logan