Hia x :D

I am currently working on My Story/Christmas Eve, so could you please take the time and read and review. REMEMBER!! I am human and I do have feelings so please give constructive criticism. If you want to learn more about My Story/Christmas Eve please scroll down to the bottom of my profile where you can learn more about my AWESOME :) story!! :D Please check it out!!

This is a bit of background info about me:

Name: it is called a pen-name, that is all you need to know about me!!

Test results: top marks and in english got 100%!

Eye colour: cute hazel eyes

Hair colour: wavey light brown hair

Age: Why do I want to display my age to the whole world?! :P xx

Gender: Female -duh!! :P

My Harry Potter wand wood is: Hazel.

Hobbies: writing, off course! Reading! watching movies, going to the cinema, eating pop corn, ordering pizza, going on FanFiction and reading awesome stories!!

Likes: Percy Jackson and the Olympians books and film, the Harry Potter books and films, the Twilight books and films, The Bridge to Terabithia, A Cinderella Story, Love Aubrey, FanFiction, Facebook, Manga artwork, Awesome note, BFFL (Best Friends For Life), Stories, Swimming, English and books... and more books... and more books... and letting my imagination run wild!

Dislikes: Sand, Mud, Liars, Bullies and people who annoy me. Miss Bold - my music teacher. the sound of my alarm clock!! school - unless it is english or art. Science, people who boast, and people that suck up to the teachers. :D

Favourite Nickname: Wise Girl x

Favourite PJO pairing: Percabeth x :D

Favouite HP pairing: HarryxGinny x :)

Favourite Nicknames: Seaweed Brain, Wisegirl, Pinecone Face, G-man, Goatboy, Deadboy, Owl-Head, Kelp-For-Brains, Beauty Queen, Percabeth, Thico, Weasel, Potty. :P xxx

Favourite Colour/s: Red. silver, gold and black - and sea green.

Favourite language: Greek, French and Italian and of course ENGLISH!! :D

Favourite lesson/subject: English if we are doing something interesting and FoodTech!! :)

Favourtite movie/s: I have loads... where do i start? (:

Favourite author/s: Rick Riordan, Jacqueline Wilson, Cathy Cassidy, Cathy Hopkins, Antony Horowitz...xx

Favourite song/s (I don't really have a favourite one but I love all these ones at the moment!): Grenade by Bruno Mars, I'm Only Me When I'm With You by Taylor Swift, The Heart Never Lies by Mcfly, Dynamite by Taio Cruz, Lose My Mind by The Wanted, Heart Vacancy by The Wanted, My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson, I'd Lie by Taylor Swift, Shine A Light by Mcfly ft Taio Cruz, She's a Monster by Ne-Yo, For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert, Keep Holding On by Avril Lagvine, In The Shadows by Rasmus, Closer by Ne-Yo, Numb by Linkin Park, You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift, You're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift, 7 Things by Miley Cyrus. Brocolli by Mcfly, Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars, Fireflies by Owlcity,Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner, Pack Up by Eliza Doolitte, Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding, Broken Arrow and Turn it up by Pixie Lott, Wake Up by Hilary Duff and If we ever meet again by Katy Perry and Timberland.

History of my awesome family: I have a mum and dad and two brothers and a cousin who is like my sister! :D

Best friends: Beth (annabethanyx) Amani (hermioneannabeth) Hannah and Lauren!! :D xx

Awesome Quotes: 'Awesome!'- Me :) xx. 'In dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own.'- Albus Dumbledore 'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.' - Albus Dumbledore. 'Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas!' - Harry Potter. 'Numbing the pain for a while will make it worst when you actually touch it." - Hermione Granger.

Quotes of Hermione Granger

"Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!"

Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother."

They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three.
"All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren't enough hats!"

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"

"The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.
Hermione snorted.
"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... Who sets the exam? She does!"

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"

"Malfoy's got detention! I could sing."

"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? I've tried a few simple spells myself and they've all worked for me. Nobody in my family's magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it's the best school of witchcraft there is I've heard - I've learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I'm Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?"

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."

"It matters because being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for. That's why the symbol for Slytherin house is a serpent."

"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."

"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."

"Please, Professor McGonagall--they were looking for me."
"Miss Granger!"
Hermione had managed to get to her feet at last. "I went looking for the troll because I--I thought I could deal with it on my own--you know, because I've read all about them."

"Harry--you're a great wizard, you know."
"I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let him go.
"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things--friendship and bravery and--oh Harry--be careful!"

"There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors--someone said you'd been expelled for crashing a flying car--"
"Well, we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her.
"You're not telling me you did fly here?" said Hermione, sounding almost as severe as Professor McGonagall.
"Skip the lecture," said Ron impatiently, "and tell us the new password."
"It's 'wattlebird,'" said Hermione impatiently, "but that's not the point--"

"Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!"

"Grawp's about sixteen feet tall, enjoys ripping up twenty-foot pine trees, and knows me," she snorted, "as Hermy."

"You said to us once before," said Hermione quietly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?"

"You-complete-arse-Ronald-Weasley!"

"I will not calm down!"

"Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"

Anywayz!! If you want to know about me then read on but if you want to know what stories I wrote just scroll down and get it over with!

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Here are some cool Stuff that I found on the internet and other FF (FanFiction) profiles:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. :)

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A memory lasts
Forever, never does
It die, true friends
Stay together and
Never say goodbye!

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Yesterday brought
The beginning,
Tomorrow brings
The end, and
Somewhere in
The middle we
Became the
Best of friends.

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Whats the last book you read? The Bridge to Terabithia

What's on your T.V right now? I am not watching T.V cos I’m in my bedroom.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mum telling her I have done my homework.

Where are you? In my bedroom.

What was the last thing you ate? A chicken sandwhich.

What was the last thing you thought? When I should post my first chapter!

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A bush and George Weasley.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I would buy a new phone, laptop and then give some money to charities and my friends and family.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A mobile

What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This and my story

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? His dad would be home soon, and so would those cagey girls who managed somehow to have all the fun and leave him and his mother will all the work.

What's it like being you? Exciting but sometimes it can be boring but then it turns hectic.

What are your thoughts on writing? It's fun and kind of difficult to come up with new ideas

What book are you currently reading? Love Aubrey

What music are you listening to? Broken Arrow by Pixie Lott

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Facebook

What was the last thing you cooked? Chicken Pasta.

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Dark white.

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup, definately

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 2 (facebook, fanfiction )

What is the weather like? Cold and windy and rainy.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yh, Italy!! YAY!!

Anything else? Not really

What's your favourite article of clothing? My sneaker and checkered shirt.

Who is the most special person to you? Beth - Annabethanyx and my little sister (who died) Lily.

Scariest moment of your life? When I was in a car crash.

One word that would best describe you? Intelligent

What is your favourite month in the summer? July

What's your favorite number? 5

What is your favorite Disney movie? IDK

Last thing you said out loud? "Later!"

Last rainbow you saw? IDK

Do you want a hair cut? Two weeks ago.

Are you musically inclined? No.

Have you ever been in a fight? Technicaly... Yes

Questionaire...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 84, and find line 4.

After Christmas, Mrs. Burke was right in the middle of writing a book, so she wasn’t available to help, which left Leslie the job of hunting and fetching

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What is there?

A window.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

iCarly

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1.15pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1.17pm. Awesomee!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Cards being given out.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A few hours ago walking home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook home page

9. What are you wearing?

A top and my skinny jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

About my best friend not being friends with me.

11. When did you last laugh?

At school, when my friend did something hilarious!!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friends!! :) lol x

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay

15. What is the last film you saw?

Bridge to Terabithia (yesterday)

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

That I like writing!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Peace!!

19. George Bush:

What about him?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lily

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hugo

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No I like where I live. B ut if I had to move it would be Italy. :)

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Only Girl (In the World) by Rihanna

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Hold my hand by Michael Jackson

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Dynamite by Taio Cruz

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Mine by Taylor swift

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Safe by Westlife

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Enchanted by Taylor Swift

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

No-one by Alicia Keys

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Love story by Taylor Swift

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

One Shot by JLS

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Party Girl by McFly

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Stay my Baby by Miranda Cosgrove

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Better than Today by Kylie Minogue

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Promise This by Cheryl Cole

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

OMG by Usher

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

We dance on by N-Dubz

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Broken Arrow by Pixie Lott

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Beautiful Monster by Ne-Yo

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

This Ain’t no Love Song by Scouting for Girls

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Thinking of Me by Olly Murs

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Raining Sunshine by Miranda Cosgrove

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

U Smile by Justin Bieber

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Te Amo by Rihanna

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

All night Long by Alexandra Burke

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

If We Ever Meet Again by Timberland Feat. Katy Perry

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Missing you by The Saturdays

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Turn It up by Pixie Lott

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Happy Ending by Mika

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Take a Bow by Rihanna

Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie

10. You are constantly thinking about it.

9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7.

8.You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net.

7.You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?).

6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about.

5. You daydream about it when you are bored.

4.You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net.

3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie.

2.You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis.

1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep.

You think the kids should just give the bunny his darn Trix already

You cried when you finished TLO

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school notebook you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (PERCY JACKSON)

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times (and shouted out "You don't just go off and get married, Poseidon!" When you read that he is married to Amphitrite)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

And Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

These are the links to some of the objects in my story x

Some extra information about the stories! :D

My Story/Christmas Eve:

Synopsis (plot)

Ivy knows she was found in a dustbin thirteen years ago on Christmas Eve as a new born and her life has never been easy. Moved from place to place, she has little sense of who she really is. Now Ivy is fairly happily settled with her foster mother, Marion. But she's desperate to recall what happened in the intervening years, and to see if she can find out where she really came from in the first place.
Bella lives a life of luxury with her beautiful modeling Mum, her world famous dad and a baby brother or sister on the way. But life on the red carpet is no compensation for rowing parents, constant nagging, intensive media scrutiny and has her head kicked in every day by her enemy. She has only one friend - Liliana - and a Nanny - Suzy.

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