When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto.

Title based off Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. This story is a romance involving the Weasley twins and a cousin of Oliver Wood. Romance starts with George before including both twins later on. Story takes place in an alternate world where Fred survives and Voldemort didn't cause as much destruction.

"You think you're complicated. You're not. You're simple. You're just like every other murderer I've profiled. I understand you perfectly. That's why you'll lose." In a world where Harry was adopted by Aaron Hotchner and raised by the BAU, he grows to be one of the best profilers before he's a teenager. How does his knowledge affect Hogwarts, the war, and the world in general?

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.

Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH

When Voldemort died in Godric's Hollow, Harry vanished for ten years: however, when his Hogwarts letter reveals the fact he's still alive, the world's in for a shock: Harry's coming home, but he's packing heat. Grey Super Harry/Luna; Good Dumbledore/Weasleys;

I died primarily due to the idiocy of others, then I was reborn as Bellatrix Alya Black, and while I was more than a bit perplexed to awaken in a new life as a fictional character, I was by no means adverse to living it up to the hilt. So I was the baddest bitch witch this side of the world had seen in centuries with family, station, and wealth all in my favor? Hehehe... Awesome.

The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...

Prodigal Son Response: "Deception, disgrace, Evil as plain as the scar on his face." When something impossible happens, this becomes the new way of life for Harry, but, to be honest, he's done caring. At least he can stop pretending to be something he's not. Dark Super Harry/Gabrielle

Harry uses Parseltongue to tell everyone what he REALLY feels about them. Rated for swears and Harry's mature comments about various males. GoF onward. Slightly AU! Preslash? The pairing is still just a possibility.

James Potter has a younger sister, one who is a year younger than him. But on the night of James and Lily's deaths, she was ambushed and left in a coma. When she wakes up in the few months before the Tri Wizard Tournament, there's going to be hell to pay. Dumbledore Bashing, selective Weasly bashing. I do not own Harry Potter

In an act of desperation, Harry Potter claims he has a fiancé to get Ginny off his back. To dash any hopes she has, he grabs the first guy he sees and hopes he plays along.

Draco Malfoy died at the venerable age of 107, and who awaited him at the crossroads? His mother? His wife? No, it had to be his eccentric former rival, eventual best friend, and far too often partner in chaos Harry Potter. Oh, and of course he had a deal to offer Draco to live his life anew, and obviously there was a caveat to it all that he wasn't privy to, damn Potters.Fem!Draco

Determined to find the family that maybe remains to her, Jasmine Potter changes her life, name and undertakes a journey without return. Who knows what she's going to find... Nara Shikaku/Fem!Harry Potter.

After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

When Newt is called in to remove a creature from a local tribe's sacred grounds, he had no idea that he will come across the most extraordinary creature he would ever encounter. There's just one catch...the dragon he finds is none other than a witch from well over sixty years in the future. Can he mend her broken heart from all the pain she ran away from? Fem Harry/Newt

Hermione, along with her cousin were sent back in time by Hogwarts herself. Back to 1971, where they must go to school with many of those that she knew either as the parents of classmates. Ghosts of long forgotten stories. Even a few men that she knew from her time at Hogwarts herself.

Harry has broken away from his chains after the Dursleys go too far. A simple desire to make a withdrawal from Gringotts leads to something much larger and exposes more than he ever knew about himself. A rushed, impulsive trip to America changes his entire life as he might have just found himself a true family to call his own.

After the war with Voldemort was over, Harry finally gets to do the things he always wanted. Warning: slash.

Jasper Hale is none too pleased when his best friend, Alice, sets him up on a blind date with a mystery man.

Harry was in New York for business, however when he met Tony Stark in a bar he decided that business and pleasure didn't have to be mutually exclusive.

An energetic blonde female meets a red haired psychopathic sociopath who enjoys killing more than interacting, yet she doesn't take no for an answer. She won't stop till she has learned more about him, till he learns more about her. Till he learns he is worthy of love and being loved, no matter how 'good' the person was. Fem Naruto x Gaara.

in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

If Snape's alive, then there's only one explanation. "I'm stuck inside a fanfic," I blurt, glancing up at him again. He barely raises an eyebrow. "Ah. She speaks." -Self aware/OC insert. Mary Sue tropes tracked! Latinx. Slow burn with CW- "This whole fic is the craziest acid trip" -reviewer lareepqg

You never know who you could find in the least expected place. Saved from her personal hell and brought to the wizarding world, she will embrace her pureblood origins and rise above all. This charismatic princess will create chaos for some while changing the status quo. FOC, Voldemort, Malfoys, Dumbledore bashing and many surprises!

A plea to the Albion Magicks for guidance the day before the Triwizard First Task seemed like a good idea in theory. How it resulted in the soaked and shivering form of a near-dead Regulus Black, Holly hadn't a clue. Maybe she was to use him as dragon bait? fem!Harry, Regulus x Harry, Neville x Hermione

Being a father isn't easy. Especially when you don't know you are one. Tony gets a rather big surprise when Pepper's new protege turns out to be his kid. Jazz Evans has her own demons to battle, which isn't easy when you're a glorified babysitter for someone like Tony Stark. And what's with the secret glances between Jazz and Rhodey? What are they hiding?

Harry said enough is enough and decides to deal with his problems, permanently. Warning: slash, character death, some Hermione bashing. Good Weasley's.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

S.I story /OC. Anastasia didn't really have an opinion about her name...that was until she died and then moments later ressurected into the Naruto world. So in her usual manner she decided to go with the flow while being a total badass.

Even the Gods can show sympathy, however unwelcome their blessings may be. When Aphrodite, a goddess born of sea and foam, grants a blessing to another child of the ocean, she irrevocably alters the prophecy. Because when Percy Jackson looks across the Lotus Hotel and Casino and meets the wide, dark eyes of a Son of Death, everything changes. Percy x Nico

Death's Mistress has asked him to bring her someone who could help her in her current endeavors. Who better than her Soulmate?

Penelope drags the BAU team to her favorite bar to see her childhood friend perform now that she has moved to town. When Spencer and Alora meet they can't seem to help the pull that keeps bringing them together. Will they get their happiness or is darkness behind the horizon. (Spencer Reid/OC) Not a songfic. AU

Rewritten. AU. Harry Potter died in the final fight and was reincarnated. Of course nothing ever goes right for poor Harry.

A bargain in first year sends Harry Potter's future in a different direction. Eventual Slash. Draco/Harry. Some character bashing.

An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

because the horcrux in Harry's head wasn't dealt with when he was a child, and was killed by a rather brute force method after much trauma, Harry Potter is an adult who will not live to see his 30th birthday. Reviewing all the stupid mistakes made by the adults around him, he returns in time to sort out his younger self's life, by setting in train a number of actions.

Vernon's reaction to having Harry dumped on the doorstep by *their kind* is predictable, and Petunia has a small epiphany over what might happen if Dudley develops magic when he is older the way Lily did. Suddenly her love for her sister is more important than her jealousy, and she takes steps to save Harry and Dudley by contacting the only person she knows in the wizarding world.

Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.

After three years of pretending to be other people, June has forgotten who she is. Severus finds out why she hates herself so much. She's just like him. FEM!Harry x Neville, Rated M for child abuse and foul language, GWL, father figure Snape, cosplay, one-shot

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara COMPLETE

After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?

Harmony Potter is about to have the summer vacation of her life in Malibu, California. FemHarry.

Emily Potter has returned to her adoptive father in the small town of Forks. Seeking a little peace to come to terms with the sacrifices of the past year while fighting a wizarding war she comes across a familiar face and finds herself falling for someone that is everything she hates.

Fred has a secret admirer. Who can it be? Are the clues enough to figure it out? -I know this is not a usual pairing. But give it a shot! Hopefully you like it. This story was given as a prompt by my sister. InTheClouds211 on AO3.

After reporter Scarlet Littlewood is demoted at work she is reassigned (much to her chagrin) to cover the Society pages. Her first story? The celebration and award ceremony being thrown for one Theseus Scamander. But while she should be focusing her energies on covering the war hero, she is immediately drawn to his younger brother, Newton Scamander.

Soulmate AU fluff :) enjoy! P.S. Thank you all SO much for favoriting and commenting on my other stories - you all are why I keep writing. I love how supportive this Fandom is... you all are da real MVP's!

When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!

They turned on her and killed her. But she lived and with the Goblin's help along with the help of Lady Zabini and Blaise and Theo. They take her and all her wealth with her to the elemental nations as Lady Zabini holds family there in Kakashi Hatake as her cousin. Fem Harry Potter. I am revising the chapters. Though if anyone would like to become my Prof Reader, let know please :)

After his ordeal with the Basilisk Harry decides that if he can face those kind of horrors then he can leave Privet Dr. After leaving he finds himself caught in the space between wanting to be a boy and being forced to be a man. Will be a triad but haven't decided on the 3rd person. SLASH, Dumbledore and Ron bashing, possible FemSLASH

A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*

He had three sealing matrices scattered across his worn out body. The soul of one of his most precious people sealed in each. Sakura across his ribs, Sasuke on his collarbone, and Shikamaru on his heart. 'Don't worry kit, we'll save them this time. You won't have to worry about being alone ever again.' Time Travel

After the fall of Voldemort members of the Black family reunite to protect their children and charges. Together they will restore the Ancient and Noble House of Black while preparing for the return of a foe. Clarification: Harry and Draco have been aged to Viktor's age.

Each person has a soul mate. When a child turns six the first letter of their soul mate's name appears. These letters are an acronym of their personality. Harry's mark changes the course of history and sets him on the path a building an unusual patchwork family.

This is the story of how the Akatsuki became cats, and ended up learning how to be more human. Follow Ann and her new entourage of mini psychopathic terrors on a journey of hilarity and romance that might drive the powerful ninja so crazy they turn sane again. But can Ann keep the peace when they stake their claim? Keep reading to find out!

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

Tony Stark never thought he'd be a father, or share paternity of a child with a man. However when a complete stranger brings him an abused five year old and says he's his son he finds Daddy is his new favorite title. Will also be a Charmed crossover-past TS/JP, will be TS/BB SR/JP PH/LW WH/HP SS/LEP

Obito observes the mating habits of cats and dogs. Mostly from afar, but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort. (Fem!Harry) (AU) (Fix it!)

Harry needs advice, then he blackmails Albus Dumbledore. Warning: some strong language, friendly Weasley. Hermione bashing, Dumbledore bashing.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

In 1986, Harry meets his first friend, a tiny green snake. That friend will change everything. - A retelling of canon with a darker, smarter, more cunning Harry in possession of a pet snake and a sense of self-worth. Some reworked canon scenes in the beginning but original scenes will be frequent. Dark! Smart! Independent! Harry; Eventual Drarry (SLASH), VERY slow developing.

Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut)

The Ripple Effect dictates that one interaction can affect other interactions not directly related to the first. I found myself reborn after my death, and like a stone that is cast into the water...I altered everything. A semi self-insert (SI) OC story.

Hades had enough, his family's nagging had pushed him over the edge. Acacia on the other hand didn't know what to do when immortality was suddenly thrust upon her and she found herself in yet another mystical world. fem!Harry/Hades

Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)

Apparently, Harry can't escape the plans made by old men and women. Fem!Naruto

Fem-Harry, Harry is Percy story. Sia Potter has had a difficult life. That much is certain. When she returns back from the summer after the rise of Voldemort, fresh from the giant war nobody suspects that she has become a goddess. Not even her. Watch her whip the wizarding world into shape.

Briar Rose Potter's journey through Hogwarts, pranks, detention and Snivillus. Being the twin of Harry Potter isn't easy, but she wouldn't change it for the world. "In that moment, as Fred's hand paused on opening his door, he realised that Lupin was right: she was always so much like James Potter. Too much."

HIATUS! What Would You Do If you woke up in the body of your younger self, but you were really fat? What if you found out that you were somehow in the Naruto world? Well Tamar thinks that she's dreaming, so she decides to play the part. But her 'part' soon becomes her life. Goals? Have a harem. Fuck the timeline!A/N:Reverse Harem.If Naru can have them, my girl can have one too!

Olivia Benson never expected that her mother's family would ever contact her. Much less to take in a teenager who had suffered trauma in his old school! Now she's raising her cousin, a boy who wouldn't look out of place as one of the many people she had to deal with at work. The only catch? Her cousin is a wizard! Can Harry and Olivia learn to accept each other?

Harry vanished suddenly months after the Final Battle. Where has he been all those years and what happened in his life? What will happen once the other two thirds of the Golden Trio finally catch up to and bring with them all the family along for the ride? Select Weasley bashing. Slash!

Nyatta lived her entire life without realizing she could love. Lee showed her how.

Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry

Hariel Potter wanted to get away, to escape. And she did. Becoming Just Harī, determined to no longer draw attention to herself. Hatake Sakumo stepped all over those plans. FemHarry ONESHOT

He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?

Because it's kind of a given that it took someone literally magical to really catch and hold Kakashi's interest. KakashixFemHarry

When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe. And a lot of slash. Surely.

Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry

I was a normal guy with bad luck, but after striking a deal with a shadowy figure near death. I found myself blind, in the Narutoverse, and stuck at 17. But I'm not going to let that keep me down, oh no. I am determined to change the plot for the better. But where should I start? Contains swearing and violence. SI OC *WILL BE UPLOADING 5 CHAPTERS VERY SOON*

DZ2's Challenge Forum, BarakTheSlayer's Forbidden Child Challenge! Harry is all alone after it's revealed that he's a Parselmouth. Comfort is found in an unexpected place, and fans the flames of hope. With danger in his future, can Harry go on with the dedication of a well-tended flame? Or will the fire within him die out under the strain? GEN

An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages

Rock Lee had the uncanny ability to make Nyatta feel like the luckiest girl alive. LeexOC; slightly nsfw.

KibaxOC Oneshot, Kiba meets a girl at the bar and it looks like she had a bit to drink... Rated M for a reason. Smut. Please Review!

Naruko Uzumaki has an ability. She can break the mask that people hide behind and bring them back completely loyal to her. However instead of staying in Konoha she takes her eight brothers and sisters, all of whom possess a tailed beast off their world and onto others. Now she's working as a bar maid in Asgard...and she's caught the attention of a certain green-eyed prince.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Genma's parties never did disappoint and though the gatherings were always entertaining they usually came with a twist. When two reserved shinobi are coerced into attending a themed gathering for their own benefit they learn that keys not only unlock doors but indulgent opportunities. KakashixOC. Mature audience only please.

In which Tsuande's paperwork gets done and Genma looses his cool, calm, and collected composure. (How's that for alliteration?) Fem!Naru x Genma – Because there wasn't one before. One-Shot.

Harriet Potter struggles with the death of Sirius, but after being invited by Hermione to spend the summer at her home in muggle London, she finds a way to cope by frequenting an underground club at night. However, she also finds more than she bargained for in the form of an arrogant, American playboy that reminds her too much of Draco Malfoy to her liking. (Fem!Harry)

She was the odd duck of the family. Found a month before the fire, Natalie was always the baby of the three. So when she's finally reunited with her brothers Sam and Dean, they find their baby sister isn't so innocent anymore...she's dating the very thing they were trained to hunt! Can they survive Natalie's mysterious past, or while demons rip their family apart?

:HIATUS:Naruto is smart! No joke, she is! She, not he. Naruto is actually a girl and has decided after a slip up in Wave, to stop pretending to be an idiot. This unfortunately gets her more attention than she ever thought she wanted. Bonds are created and secrets are revealed. BEWARE- 2 different stories. Shikamaru/Naruto story. Gaara/Naruto story. Pick your team and go!HIATUS!

One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."

The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.

As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.

A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.

Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

During a business trip to the Elemental Countries, Hope Potter finds herself with new friends in a Hidden Village called Suna. There she meets the Sand Siblings, and realizes that she has other options than playing to the Headmaster's tune. Can she save Gaara from his lonely existence, or will Hope be drawn into a battle she can't win? Hope/Gaara

Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?

Harry learns through Sirius that he has family outside England. Being fed up with Dumbledore, he takes a chance and moves to Konoha. His presence in the village sets off a chain reaction and alters the fate of more than just himself. Harry/Anko

Belle did not like this wizard. He was loud, rude and inconsiderate and took some of the beast's attention from her. This was supposed to be her fairytale her happy ending and she would not let some wizard take that away from her!

One night, a lonely Edward Cullen wishes on a falling star to help him find his mate. He never expected the star to take a physical form to try to grant his wish, nor did he expect to start to develop feelings for said star. Slow updates. Edward/Harry.

They were apart because they had not tried being together. When they made the move they did not regret it. Harry Potter/ Namikaze Minato. Slash.

Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!

Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!