![]() Author has written 4 stories for Friday the 13th, and Zombieland. Quote: I was tired of taking orders at 5, but I was too short to get an apartment.- Cher Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess of it. We're chipping away at their control, taking the parts we want. Some women think it's a difficult task, but it's not.- Cher I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow. - David Tennant (Tenth Doctor) Country:USA Age: Somewhere between 1-100 "Insult me I don't care, insult my friends, then we will have to take a little walk and on this walk I will give you a hint, your gonna need an ambulance." Favorite Bands/Artists: Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, AFI, Taylor Swift, Ayumi Hamasaki, Blue October, Eminem, Good Charlotte, Boys Like Girls, Kesha, The Killers, Panic! At the Disco, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Matchbox Twenty, 3 Doors Down, Utada Hikaru, Nickleback and many more. Favorite Color: Purple, Blue and neon colors. Favorite Anime/ Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Mixed Vegetables, Shinobi Life, Fruits Basket. Favorite Sport: Hockey, Basketball, Baseball Song I am obsessed with: Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows Obsessions: Friday the 13th, Hills Have Eyes, Naruto, Mixed Vegetables, DOCTOR WHO (He is amazing. I love David Tennant), reading and writing. Likes: Hanging out with Friends, listen to music, reading, going to high school sports games and writing. Places I've been: Alaska, California, Washington, and Japan. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile. A Girl and a Guy A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I Love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Friends vs best friends Friends: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friends: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friends: Will help me learn to drive Best Friends: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friends: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friends: Won't let me go away Friends: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friends: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friends: Will go to a concert with me Best Friends: Will kidnap the band with me Friends: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friends: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friends: Asks me for my number Best Friends: Asks me for her number Friends: Hides me from the cops Best Friends: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friends: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friends: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you. Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friends: Helps you up when you fall. Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Friends: Helps you find your prince. Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Friends: Will offer you a soda. Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you. Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best Friends: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. Best Friends: Takes yours and says, "Run BITCH Run!" Friends: Will help you move. Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies. Friends: Will bail you out of jail. Best Friends: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best Friends: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Best Friends: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! Friends: Would bail you out of jail. Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" Friends: Have never seen you cry. Best Friends: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. Friends: Asks you to write down your number. Best Friends: Has you on speed dial. Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best Friends: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Only know a few things about you. Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Friends: Would knock on your front door. Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best Friends: Already know not to tell. Friends: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) Best Friends: Are for life. Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! Friends: Will leave you when a killer is chasing you. Best Friends: Will chase the killer. Friends: wont post this Best friends: will re-post this shit I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you or your best friend(s) is/are insane, copy this to your profile. (were both insane...XD) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile(Hey at one point i think we all do this) If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, Bluefirelily, Steel Scale, AnimeMixDJ, Blackmoon OniOokami, Hockeychick17 If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your account if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in background! If you have thrown fake shuriken, kunai, or have attempted hand signs, copy/paste to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Eimi, Loved1, x-LinaNumairsri-x, 3Kiyoshi3, AnimeMixDJ,Blackmoon OniOokami, Hockeychick17 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Achmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Achmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Achmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Achmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! Read this please; I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Repost this message and e-mail it If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile (I know for a fact, a JILLION GAZILLION PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THIS IN THEIR PROFILE) If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (lol. i do this ALL the time) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (I was in Japan and it was a sliding door, it took me and my friend a good 2-3 minutes to get that we had to slide the door) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature. Sarah's poem My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Aurora's poem Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been sad If you hate child abuse, post the two poems on your profile. And if you don't have a profile e-mail to peoples. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one. Don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are comepletely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: you are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday |
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