LePurgehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Degrassi. Hello! I’ve been reading on FF for a very long time. I just recently finally published a writing of mine and I would like to publish more soon. I hope who ever happens to read it enjoys it. Some fandoms I’m in: -Degrassi: Ships: -Eli/Fitz -Eli/Drew -Jake/Eli -Campbell/Zig -Jake/Drew -Campbell/Eli -Eli/Zig -South Park: Ships: -Stan/Kyle -Kyle/Cartman -Butters/Kenny -Craig/Tweek -Clyde/Craig -Mike (Vampir)/Pete -Michael (Curly Goth)/Pete -Firkle/Ike -Henrietta/Michael -Damien/Pip -Naruto Ships: -Sasuke/Naruto -Itachi/Sasuke -Kakashi/Iruka -Shikamaru/Temari -TenTen/Rock Lee -Sakura/Ino -Suigetsu/Sasuke -Konan/Pein -Sasori/Deidara -Kiba/Kankuro -Bleach Ships: -Ichigo/Rukia -Ichigo/Ichigo -Grimmjow/Ulquiorra -Byakyuya/Rukia -Yu Gi Oh Ships: -Yugi/Yugi -Kaiba/Yugi -Kaiba/Joey -Yugi/Joey -Jack/Yuusei |
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Countdown by Bondomu reviews
Grimmjow has made two new friends after he moved to his new home town. After settling in surprisingly well, the only things he has to do now are discover his true sexuality, help his friend get together with their crush and face the homophobia of the public. With all these events going on, how does he even MANAGE to get a crush? GrimmUlqui ( and NnoiSzay)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] [Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.]
Hands Off by narutokid16 reviews
Fighting off urges is hard, but what happens when the object of your desire lives in your house, goes to your school, and even shares a room with you? It gets a lot harder. Reese has done a great job of fighting off his urges, it's been almost two whole years in fact. However,he's nearing his breaking point. Malcolm in the Middle one-shot. Reese is 14 Malcolm is 13.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/22/2016 - [Reese, Malcom] Lois, Dewey - Complete
The Scenery in California by gotskittlez121 reviews
Timmy Turner wanted a fresh start after high school so he started attending college in New York. After his first semester, he heads back to Dimmsdale for winter break. What happens when he goes to a house party and an unexpected reunion? You'll see, dear reader. Rated M for language, alcohol use and lemony goodness.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Undead, English and Ravens by CriminalChaos reviews
School isn't good at the best of times, but when you are paired with a wannabe vampire for 2 weeks the normal school days seem like a dream. Or that's what Pete thought when he got stuck with Mike Makowski for an English project, what could the next 2 weeks hold for the dark pair? (First fic, please review and give me constructive criticism! :) ) DISCLAIMER: Only the plot is mine!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Red Goth, Vampir M.
Close Quarters by SaltyJak reviews
For Timmy, gym was the worst class. He hated having to change clothes to pass, and he hated working up a sweat at SCHOOL, of all places... But with the 'assistance' of a certain redhead, perhaps he could find some semblance of a silver lining...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Timmy, Vicki] Tootie
Domineering by Saddith reviews
[Online romance AU] A love blossoms on Kik between a narcissistic psychopath and a virgin exhibitionist.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,286 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Alois T., Ciel P.]
Roses in my Blood by shrunkpunk reviews
Pete fights his loneliness with secret late night hook-ups with Mike Makowski. His friends try and understand why he's been pushing them away. Things get complicated when Ethan tells Pete something about himself that changes things.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,475 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Curly Goth, Red Goth
You don't know what I've been through by kelevra79 reviews
When Reese goes missing and suddenly shows back up with bruises and broken bones everyone tries to figure out why he won't talk about it. This triggers a memory in Malcolm he just can't let go. (Warnings for violence, rape, emotional triggers)
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Malcom, Reese, Lois, Francis - Complete
Ciel x Reader: Be my submissive by RedAmberRose reviews
Your family is very poor and your mother is ill. You can't afford a doctor and your farther died of a heart attack. Just recently,the young Earl has become England's newest billionaire. You soon sign up for the job of becoming a maid but it soon goes in a different direction for you. Is this the life you are hoping for? Warning: Hot lemons and smut. Don't like? Don't read. Simple.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Elizabeth M., Alois T.
Broken Fate by izfangirl12 reviews
Ichigo x Reader x Grimmjow! You and Ichigo are madly in love, or at least, you thought you were. When you are captured by the Arrancars, you are pushed to the brink of insanity under their intense training methods. How will you survive the tragedy of heart break without losing your sanity? RATED M FOR RAPE, SADOMASOCHISM, AND ABUSE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, OC
Cam and the Icehounds by ilyagens reviews
When Dallas comes up with a way to keep all the Icehounds happy, Cam gets caught in the middle.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Campbell S.
If Boys Were Girls by Mislav reviews
Mallory wants to read but Renee has other ideas. Femslash, fem!Malcolm and fem!Reese. Also some male slash at the end. And some science fiction. In any case, definitely Wilkercest. Welcome to my sick mind.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Toys by Violet Trancy reviews
WARNING YAOI! Don't like, don't read. No plot, just kinky sex AloisxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Who's Up Next? by CaitlinandAndie3825 reviews
Another look at the unpredictability of Malcolm and Reese's relationship. WARNING: incest/smut.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Malcom, Reese
A Secret by NJCD reviews
After Maya cheats on Campbell, he starts secretly seeing a certain raven haired boy. Campeli relationship!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Eli G., Campbell S.
Peanut Butter Blows by rockysclouds reviews
Reese can still taste the peanut butter on him. / Sequel to Peanut Butter Kisses. Contains incest, slash, and Wilkercest. Lots of Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Raw Emotion by higherground reviews
Drew's heart pounds when he talks to Eli. His words stutter when he maneuvers his mouth into that award-deserving smirk, and his body feels like melting whenever he is simply near. Eli feels that he can feel Drew's heart, that he can give him what he's missing. But what does it all mean and what are they to do? Dreli. Slash. Smut. PLEASE REVIEW.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Drew, Eli G.
Lychee Boy by MalloryInTheMiddle reviews
AU. Malcolm's dad and Reese's mom are getting married! Malcolm doesn't think he will be able to get along with Reese. Reese/Malcolm slash. Underage sex.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Malcom, Reese] - Complete
Yesterday's News by MalloryInTheMiddle reviews
Circa s2: Reese and Malcolm are in a relationship...but since when was Malcolm fooling around with Francis? Do Reese and Francis know something that Malcolm doesn't? Underage Sex. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Francis - Complete
As I Settle into Your Bones by 1234567879 reviews
Zig Novak never expected Cam Saunders to 'like' his post on tumblr about wanting someone to give him a massage. Things get heated, and nothing will ever be the same. [Zampbell / AU / rated M for graphic content]
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Zig N., Campbell S.
Chocolate-Creamed by MalloryInTheMiddle reviews
Reese is cooking dessert, when he decides to incorporate Malcolm. Underage sex-y stuff. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Malcom, Reese] - Complete
In Which Zig Skips Rehearsal and Doesn't Regret It by elilover2 reviews
Zig helps Eli one day after school and gets a very nice reward.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Zig N., Eli G. - Complete
This, too, pleases me by MalloryInTheMiddle reviews
s2-ep21: 'Malcolm vs Reese' The boys have been competing to see who Francis takes to the wrestling match. Francis makes his brothers show him how much they love him. Smut/Underage Sex. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Francis - Complete
Uncertain by Aquacero reviews
*Circumstances arise that are simply out of one's control. They move like rapids in which one is dragged mercilessly along. Or - in the best case scenario, one is allowed simply to float along and enjoy what may come.* Comments and Critics welcome. I aim to improve.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Zig N., Eli G. - Complete
Locker Room Ambush by JCDegrassi reviews
"So that's the dick that got Jenna pregnant?" A voice said from the other side of the boy's locker room where KC stood. AU Slash fic. Possible One-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Jake M., K.C. G. - Complete
Locker Room Angst by boilingpoint reviews
Cam and Eli are interrupted in the locker room - will Jake join in their activities or decline their offer?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Eli G., Campbell S.
Crushcrushcruch by wowlovely reviews
A party, a bountiful supply of alcohol and a game of spin the bottle can lead to surprising events between two high school students in different cliques. KC/Eli. Slash. Oneshot. Rated M to be safe.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Eli G., K.C. G. - Complete
Seal It With A Kiss by swaggiesaurus reviews
Elijah Goldsworthy, who somehow always had his heart on his sleeve, had no intention of letting someone else waltz right in and tear his heart to shreds... again. Nodding, Drew leaned in, his hot breath against Eli's ear, "I promise... I won't hurt you."
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Eli G., Drew
Wicked Games by Nasious Cordova reviews
Part 3 in an alternate universe where Eli has explored forbidden love with Drew. This time around, the new niner, Zig Novak becomes a central character since he has really cool potential, but his character has gone nowhere. This storyline follows the Degrassi season 11.5 storyline, but takes place in the same timeline as Eli's Surprise Love and Back From the Dead.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Zig N. - Complete
He's Dangerous by Kamryn-Marie-Pack reviews
Vlad was told to stay away from the dangerous vampire, Dorian. But when the dark vamp keeps cathcing Vlad when he's alone, will the teen be able to resist the blood-thirsty fiends volgar advances?
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Vladimir Tod, Dorian
Rough by Absalom2692 reviews
*Malcolm/Reese slash* Just smut, nothing more. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Hurts Like Heaven by Summersetlights reviews
Threesomes had never looked so good to Eli, Jake, and Drew. Especially with each other...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Eli G., Jake M. - Complete
Eli's surprise love by Nasious Cordova reviews
Alternate take on season 11. After a chance encounter with Fitz, Eli seduces Jake in an attempt to break up his relationship with Clare only to find an unexpected love. Warning: Multiple man/man love scenes and graphic depictions.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Eli G., Drew - Complete
Gracie by Godless Girl reviews
Adam gets pushed aside by Gracie to fulfill her desires towards a certain dark-haired guy - but, will it go too far? One-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Adam T., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
Locked in Drew's Room by ethanman996 reviews
Eli comes over to Adam's house to hangout, but what ends up happening is when Eli gets something from Drew, Drew's doorknob jams, locking Eli in. What will happen? DrewXEli
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Eli G., Drew
Taking Control by Real4Life reviews
After coming out to his parents, Fitz isn't interested in messing around. Eli takes control. Elitz AU/SLASH
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
The Night After by Real4Life reviews
Eli and Fitz contemplate the events of their drunk night before and it turns into something more. Elitz AU/SLASH
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
Love The Way It Hurts by EvilValenStrife reviews
During the fight, Fitz tops Eli. Hard... It is slash... M-rated slash...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
Deconstructive Reconstruction by usedusernames reviews
COMPLETED. MalcolmxReese slash/incest. 'Malcolm feels a scream or something like it housed in his chest cavity, trying to escape before it outgrows him. It rockets up his throat and he stifles it with an open-mouthed not-quite-kiss against Reese's jaw.'
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
A Splash of Color by LoveIsAJokeWithNoPunchline reviews
I wrote this on a challange. SLASH! Don't like, don't read, it's that simple. Curly goth/Red goth paring.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Caught In The Bathroom reviews
Eli is having frequent urges to touch himself that he can’t control. What will happen when Fitz catches him ? ( i know I’m so late on uploading this ship but i love them and had ran out of spicy stories fellow Elitz shippers enjoy!)
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/11 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz