I swear, every time I turn around, someone else has got a clever idea to get me killed. And it usually works. Death doesn't seem too keen on sticking with me, though, so I guess I can get over it. Self-insert, mostly for fun. Rated T for now, might change in future.

Sure... He may seem to have no luck with women and the advice his dad gave him was terrible. So what? Jaune can still be charming without knowing and worm his way into the hearts of woman! Probably not... But maybe... Just maybe! With this strange semblance he's found he has a chance... A chance to be the ladies man nobody wants but everyone needs... Whether they know it or not.

Everything has to come to an end at some point and YGGDRASIL was no different. I had a lot of good memories with this game and made even better friends, though now they've left to move on better things in life. Now I and my last and best friend await the end in his guild base to the game we so love. Except it's not the end. If anything, it's just beginning.

Two friends die and are sent to the world of Konosuba to defeat the Demon King, and try to... well, survive. Thankfully they both are sent with gifts from the Gods, and one has seen both seasons of the show. Will they be able to defeat the Demon King, or will they be distracted by more... pressing issues?