Hey, thank you for clicking on my name.
I'm a girl somewhere between the age 15 and 17 who spends way to much time on this FABULOUS website by reading and pm-ing others. I seriously LOVE doing that, so feel free to pm me about anything you want :D
I know that I have one of these long profiles where you have to scroll forever before you get to eventually see the storys the person wrote (or in my case sadly not wrote), but I at least try to only poste interesting stuff (aside fron bunny-he's just cute ;)) or funny statements/quotes/etc, so I would be so happy if someone actually does read it !!!
I created this account to favourite my favourite storys, so I can read them anytime I want and don't forget one, which would be a shame, because some of you guys' storys are SO good !!! But as I was reading some storys, I started to miss small facts (no offence to anyone !!!) and since then I have SO MANY IDEAS !!!!! So I started forming a plot in my head for some oneshots of my favourite caracters, but when I wanted to write the story, I just couldn't. I guess I'm not that much of a writer after all. But I still have all these ideas for just abut everything, so if anyone of you guys who read this wants to write something, but does need an idea for a whole new plot, a scene, or just some small thing, I would LOVE to help you out. So please feel free to pm me and I will try to come up with something good.

Now, for everyone who wants to read a good story out of my favourites, I would say read them all, they're all great ;). But for those who don't have that much time, I've made a little list of my favourites out of my favourites:
1) multiple-chapter-storys:
Commentarius (HP), Aphrodite's scarf (PJO), L&J seventh year at hogwarts (HP)
2) multiple-oneshot-fics:
All aboard (PJO), 100 Oneshots to read while...(PJO), Phone call confessions (PJO), Not all about you (PJO)
3) simple oneshots: Distracted (PJO), Soulmates (PJO), The Library (PJO), Sword practice (PJO)
4) others: there's "potterlkönig" and it is SO funny I creid of laughing while reading. But to understand it you have to be able to understand German and you have to know the real poem. So, anybody who does both, you MUST read it !!!!!!!!!

(\ _ /) This is Bunny ! Everybody who loves bunnys too,
(O.o ) copy and poste this on your profile to help him gain world domination !!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees
the best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach out
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

Ways to annoy people in the elevator:

- Open your bag, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there ?"
- Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him/her to call you Admiral.
- Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them"
and back away slowly
- Say DING at each floor.
- Say "I wonder what all these do..." and press all the buttons.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on !"
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper ?"
- Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
- Draw a little square with chalk on the floor and announce: "This is my personal space !"
- Push all the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors shut
and say: "Hi Greg, how was your day?"
- When the lift is going down, scream: "We're all gonna die !"
- Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
- Grimace painfully wile smacking your forehead and say: "Shut up! All of you, just SHUT UP !"
- Walk into the lift and say: "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
- Take shoes of before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
- Ask people on which floor they want, then say: "Is that your final answer ?"
- Also in your bellboy act, aks people in which floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say: "You should be ashamed of yourself !"
- Ask loudly: "Did you feel that ?"
- When the doors close, announce to the others: "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
- Dress youself in a long black coat with a hood, stare at everyone and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

When life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (Seriously, being for example at a campfire in colder summer nights wihout a hoodie on is like summer without sunshine !!!)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Really don't know why...)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (Not for the game. More the boys there :D)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Always have been and always will be... I LOVE blue !!!!!!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes, even though I'm NOT proud of it)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (When I have to get up in the morning, my feet stay warm !!!)

(14 out of 25)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (I HATE it !!!!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I AM. I grew up loving to dance :D)
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (What can I say? I AM a girl after all :D)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Seriously, who doesn't ?!)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (More the joke of it ;))
Like being the star of everything

(13 out of 25) um...ok?

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny quotes people say:

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..."

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap.Wake me up later."-Nico Di Anglo The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."-Unknown

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

Things to do When Bored in a Store

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay by.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is jerk cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line!

:P (Don't worry. I admit I fell for it ,too ;))