I'm also obsessed over Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, and the History of Middle Earth. Not to mention I love classical music, my piano, and my clarinet. Merlin is the greatest! If anyone knows a good fic/book about merlin that is not one of the following please tell me.

T.A. Barron
The Crystal Cave and all its sequals

Also, I'm crazy... don't sue me...

The following are quotes I found around the web...

-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
- It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
- Today is just the tomorrow you were dreaming of yesterday.
- If you’re happy and you know it, get out of my house!
- Don’t go round saying the world owes you a living. It owes you nothing. It was here first.
- I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- I feel like I’m the wrong way upside-down.
- War does not decide who is right, it decides who is left.
- I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own!
- One piece of advice: Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
- Dogs look up to you; cats look down on you; only a pig looks at you as an equal.
- A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
- If you live in my heart, you live rent-free.
- Yeah sure, when… OINK! :flap: OINK! :flap: Well I’ll be damned!
- A weed is just a flower in disguise.
- I’m bored… run for your sanity!!!!!
- You can be sad because roses have thorns; or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
- Life is short and so are we.
- To the world you may just be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Some things start big, other things start small, but often its the smallest things that make the biggest difference of all.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have any film.
- Look beyond appearance, for that is the only place where you will find someone who is truly beautiful.
- Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
- Aim for the moon – even if you miss you’ll be up with the stars.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you haven’t tried before!
- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
- There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you. (I’ll say!!)
- I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- They say true love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
- Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
- Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
- Let the world roll along. I'll catch up later.
- I love not being you.
- It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
- Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
- Don't annoy the crazy person.
- I think my mask of insanity is about to slip.
- Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
- I feel like I should have a great idea right now. But I don't.
- Nature calls. Don't let the answering machine get it.
- Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter.
- Sarcasm keeps you from having to tell people what you really think of them.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
- You all laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same.
- Every man is a moon and has a dark side which he shows to nobody.
- Sometimes I’m not sure whether the world is run by smart people who are putting it on or imbeciles who really mean it.
- Eagles may soar among the clouds, but at least weasels don't get caught up in aeroplane engines.
- Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, that sings the tune without the words and never stops... at all.
- The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
- All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
- I can tell you but one factor of life and the life we have beyond. Promises mean everything, because promises are the only things truly made to last.
- Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow, we may die.
- Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!
- God created the cat so that man could caress the lion.
- I don't try to be a bitch, I'm naturally gifted!
- If life gives you lemons, politely request an apple instead. You might just end up with a fruit platter
-- Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind – J.F.K.
-- Where there is love there is life. – Mahatma Ghandi
-- We must learn to live together as brothers or die together as fools – Martin Luther King Jr.

"Eccentricities of genius." -Charles Dickens
"Curiosity has its own reason for existence." -Albert Einstein-
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Winston Churchill
"Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self." -Millicent Fenwick-
" I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields
"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." -Lord Acton-
7. " Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying." -Harry Anderson-
8. "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." -Albert Einstein-
9. * "Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." -Thomas Dewar- *
10. "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy-
12. *Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!
*I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. .
17. *Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little. -Edmund Burke
18. *You say it's pointless to do anything because you can only do little? Throw a pebble in a lake and watch how the ripples in the water keep getting bigger. Do you think that pebble knew it could do that? No. If it had, it would have jumped into that lake on it's own. All it needed was a little push. That's all I'm giving to you. -
38. *~You can't change the past... but you can change the future~*
39. *~I'm an angel! My horns are only there to hold up my halo! ~*
40. *~Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and Eskimos~*
41. *~I hope life isn't a big joke, cuz I don't get it~*
42. *~Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I have others~*
43. *~When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble~*
44. *~I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers~*
45. *~I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose~*
46. *~Oh crap! It's a miracle! ~*
47. *~I'm going out! If I don't come back, avenge my death! ~*
48. I would but I would be too busy throwing a party!
49. *~I try not to let my mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself! ~*
50. *~You laugh cuz I'm different. I laugh cuz you're all the same~*
51. *~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems~*
52. *~I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own~*
53. *~A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of~*
54. *~The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity~*
55. *~I never sit down - standing makes me feel important~*
56. *~Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper~*
57. *~Don't annoy the crazy person~*
58. *~I can bend minds with my spoon~*
59. *~I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong~*
60. *~I am the one you're parents warned you about~*
61. *~Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity~*
62. *~Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you! ~*
63. *~Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday~*
64. *~Get outta my way or you won't be there for long~*
65. *~If it weren't for mood swings, I'd have no fun at all~*
66. *~I'm not deaf... I'm just ignoring you~*
67. *~You are only as wild as the animal inside~*
68. *~I think - therefore I'm dangerous~*
69. *~Silence is golden but screaming is pretty damn fun~*
71. *~I may look busy but I'm just confused~*
73. *~I am a freak! I know this! I accept it! I revel in it! ~*
74. *~If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you~*
75. *~There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those of us who wonder WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED? ~*
76. *~Your just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me~*
77. *~I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't play with me~*
79. *~Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything's different~*
80. *~Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone~*
81. *~21 out of 23 voices in my head say go back to sleep~*
82. *~A LOVE THAT IS DENIED ONLY GROWS STRONGER~*
83. *~I must be wishing on someone else's star, because SHE keeps getting what I'm wishing for~*
84. *~It's not polite to stare~*
85. *~It's not an attitude, it's the way I am~*
86. *~Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies~*
88. *~My mother told me not to talk to strangers... I never talk to myself anymore~*
90. *~It takes a genius to whine appealingly~*
91. *~You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely~*
92. *~I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent~*
94. *~Schizophrenia beats being alone~
95. *~I don't suffer form insanity, I enjoy every minute of it~*
98. *~I'm not in denial I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept~*
102. If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress? (BCT)
105. You say psycho like it's a bad thing
106 .We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur
107." The grass is greener on the other side, but you can always fertilize your lawn,"
108. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid forever
109. I ain't heard no fat lady! "Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady." Independence Day
110. "Where are we going?" "Nowhere "So what's the rush?" -The Lost Boys
111. "You know how to use that thing?" [Pointing to the sword] "Sure. The pointy end goes into the other guy." -The Mask of Zorro
112. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Silence of the Lambs
114. "Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."116. "The torture never stops."
117. "I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
118. "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone."
120. "I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest."
121. "Where would the world be without crazy people? … Wait! Don't answer that."
122. "I'm trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait."
123. "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."
124. "Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
125. "Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
126. "Chaos, panic, and disorder... My work here is done."
127. "Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."
128. "I can be one of those bad things that happens to good people."
129. "Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage."
130. "This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."
131. "When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way."
132. "When in doubt, mumble."
133. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
135. "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process."
136. What's the difference between an U.F.O and an intelligent man? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
137. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the whole road.
138. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" (Lion King)
139. "I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!"
140. -Life isn't fair, get used to it. -
141. -I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -
142. -Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot 'em? -
143. -You were born an original, don't die a copy. -
144 -They say love is for everyone, well, how come I stand out in a crowd? -
145. -There is nothing more dangerous then good intentions combined with stupidity.
146. "I can resist everything except temptation." ~Oscar Wilde
148. I run, I hide, but I never lie Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
150. This isn't my nightmare, this is my insanity
151. "Where there's a will, there's a way. Or, better, yet, where there's a will, get on it."
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"Beware of stupid people in large groups"
154. Cancel my subscription cuz I don't need your issues.
156. Guys are crybabies.