a few things:

If youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

global warming doesn't exist; Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.(dont believe the G.W.D.E. thing.)

i was put in a cell. no windows, no doors, just a mirror, a table, and some kiwis(bird). I looked in the mirror; I saw what I saw, I took the saw, sawed the table in half, two halves make a whole, i climbed out through the hole. as i walked off, i heard a guy say "man, i hate homophones."