Ai no Honou

About Me

Age: 14

Fun Fact: I have a cross pendant that I wear to protect myself from savage evil vampires who want to kill me.^v^

Favorite manga/anime: Naruto (for many many years), Detective conan (for even more years), Death note, and pretty much every other manga/anime i've read/watched ^^

Favorite charaters: Uchiha Sasuke, Hiyuuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Sasori (Naruto Shippuden) Edogawa Conan/Kudou Shinichi, Hibara Ai/Sherry (Detective Conan) Fai, Mokona, Kurogane (Tsubasa Choronicals) L, Near, Matt, Mello (death note) and many more... I'm too lazy too go through every one. Plus it would be a waste of your time to read them all^^"

Favorite colours: Red, Blue, White, and Black

Favorite foods: Anything Yummy!! ^u^

Recomended animes: If you are looking for a good anime, just ask me for one in a reveiw or private message. Just give me a basic idea on what kind of anime you like.

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WARNING: the following of this profile may just be a waste of your time so if you have somethign better to do please skip to the fanfiction.

Top twelve favourite characters:

1.Sasuke

2.Naruto

3.Neji

4.Sasori

5.Hinata

6.Gaara

7.Itachi

8.Kiba

9.Shino

10.Shikamaru

11.Sakura

12.Sai

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sakura and Gaara fic. Never read one but sure y not? i think a freind is planing on writing one.(if not, i will ;)...maybe...)

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Sasori hot? Ummm... i guess so but but he's more cute... ya reeeaaaalllyyyy cute!

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

sai got kiba pregnant?! Omg is that even posible? lol

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

Shino? no not really i guess he's not that popular.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Naruto and Gaara? umm i guess (but i like sasunaru better)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hinata/Sakura or Hinata/Sai umm Hinata/Sakura cause Hinata/Sai just dosen't work

7. What would happen Seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Itachi : "...why are Naruto and Sai doing it?"

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Neji: i can see your

9. Is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?

Kiba Sasuke fluff? I don't Think so

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic!

Itachi/Sai? Totally unbelieveable

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower one?

Sasori and Sasuke? how should i noe?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Me, no. Friends, no idea

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

I draw but im not sure about my frineds.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

i dont think my friends like sasori.(yet)

15. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Shikamaru: What a drag

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight what song would you choose?

umm do u noe any songs about dogs?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Lots of fighting over someone all fihgts resalt in sex

18. What might be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

If you Want some Ramen you came come with me

19. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Never come across one

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Gaara? umm ahh...secret crush on sakura?

21. Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?

Sakura shag Shino?(no comment)idk ooo but drunk would b funny

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

neji and itachi?!?!?! omg umm idk iguess alternate

23. (1) And (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Sasuke and Itachi are in a happy realtionship(dude they're brothers!) until itachi runs off with Sasori.(well they do spend a lot of time together in the Akatsuki. but i think Sasuke should run off with Naruto.) Sasuke, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sakura(oh she'll like that) and a brief unhappy affair with Sai, (fighting over Naruto!!)then follows the wise advise of Hinata (well i guess she is smart but still... she'd be too shy to give sasuke any propper advise. plus she might try to sabatoge sasunaru) and finds ture love with Neji(NEJI!!!!! OMG no why not Naruto?!?!?!?!)

Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 2

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
x You walk/sit curved. (worst posture ever!)
You are a genius.
You have dark circles around your eyes.
x You are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 4

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
x You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
x You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2 (i hate alcohol)

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress in dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 4

Matt
xYou are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
xYou would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
xYou are very affectionate to your best friend(s).

Total: 4

Near
x You are patient to the limit.
x You always win.
xYou have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 5

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 0

Ryuk
You love apples.
x You are bored.
x You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
x You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 5

Matsuda
Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
xYou do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 2

Most like Ryuk (with 5 points), second is Near and L, third is Matt and Mello, fifth is Misa and Light, sixth is Matsuda ,and last Mikami (with 0 points). Yay!

Copy this into your profile if...

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If Justin Bieber were to jump pff the CN tower 80% of teen age girls would panic. Copy this into your profile if you would be either the 19% would get a chair, buy some popcorn, and yell do a back flip, or the 1% who would be the one to push him off.

When you get a bruse 5% of people try to remember how they got it, 4% don't even realize they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts. Copy this into your profile if you are part of the 1% that does all three.

If you are crazy and proud of it

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN

Female Comebacks!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff

Man: Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Woman: Why'd you come back?

Man:You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Woman:Thank you, and the mister ulgy contest is back that way

Man: I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Woman: My only dream is for you to disapear

Man: I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Woman:Good i can ask him to get rid of youfor my christmas present, do you know where he is?On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

America's intelegance

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Wow America)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE