Hautuumaahide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion. Hello! I like Orcs and writing terrible and/or serious fics about them. If you like the idea of Orkish romance or can stomach it in the context of comedy, Mock My Innocence is full of that. If you'd rather read gen fics about Orcs, so far everything else I've written is just that. Edit: I started doodling my characters again. You can find them here: https : / / www . flickr . com /photos/burialground/ |
Vultures Rush In by usefulobject reviews
After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell? Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Orc, Uruk-hai
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Mock My Innocence reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,214 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Darkling reviews
A young goblin often goes down to Dimrill Dale to do silly things alone and with her brother. This time an unexpected visitor lurks in the night. The brighter the stars in Mirrormere, the dimmer become the wits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Orc, Dwarf - Complete
Pimennossa
Eräs nuori hiisi tapaa harrastaa Hämypuron laaksossa järjettömyyksiä yksin ja veljensä kanssa. Tällä kertaa yössä norkoilee odottamaton vieras. Kuta kirkkaammat tähdet Kuvastajassa, sitä himmeämmäksi käy järjen valo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - Finnish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Orc, Dwarf - Complete
The Last Day of the War reviews
On the last day of the war, an Orc at the beginning of his life as a warrior meets a veteran at the end of his journey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Orc - Complete
Sodan viimeinen päivä
Sodan viimeisenä päivänä soturiuraansa aloittava örkki kohtaa uransa ja matkansa päähän tulleen veteraanin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - Finnish - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Orc - Complete
Even When We're Dead reviews
The war is coming, and two Orcs relieve anxiety by getting on each other's nerves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Orc - Complete
Kuoltuammekin reviews
Sota lähestyy, ja kaksi örkkiä lievittää jännitystä käymällä toistensa hermoille.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - Finnish - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Orc - Complete
Night's Embrace reviews
"Do you still remember the sun and the moon? Sometimes I go up to see them, but both scorch like a burning iron. At least in the good old days there were only stars, and golugs had to fight in the same dusk as the rest of us." Discussions between an Orc and an Elf in the dungeons of Angband.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Ñoldor - Complete
A Worm on a Hook reviews
A rumour in Goblin Town has it that something in the lake under the High Pass eats and kills things bigger than fish. This does not stop the king from sending down fishers every now and then.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Orc - Complete
The Sky under the Mountain reviews
A curious goblin finds what he seeks in the depths of Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Orc - Complete
Mato koukussa
Ylä-Solan alaisesta järvestä liikkuu hiisikaupungissa huhu, että jokin siellä tappaa ja syö myös kalaa suurempia olentoja. Tämä ei estä kuningasta silloin tällöin lähettämästä sinne kalastajia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - Finnish - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Orc - Complete
Taivas vuoren alla reviews
Utelias hiisi löytää Morian syvyyksistä etsimänsä.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Orc - Complete
Yön syli
"Vieläkö muistat kuun ja auringon? Käyn välillä pinnalla niitä katsomassa, mutta kumpikin korventaa kuin polttorauta. Vanhaan hyvään aikaan oli sentään pelkkiä tähtiä ja golugit joutuivat taistelemaan samassa hämärässä kuin mekin." Örkin ja haltian keskusteluja Angbandin vankiluolissa.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - Finnish - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Ñoldor - Complete