GabeXorn was born in the month of April in the year 1984, which currently makes him the age of 28, a Taurus, Australian and the punchline of far too many George Orwell jokes.

He began study in various forms of Information Technology, but found these both a bore and a burden and is currently the poor unfortunate soul in charge of orders at a major bookstore in Melbourne, a job that has allowed him to meet many weird and unusual people.

In his spare time he likes to attempt many endeavors including writing, cooking (his specialty is chicken) and playing the guitar, but is not currently in a band. He watches very little television, considering most current television programs to be complete and utter crap and mainly watches old television shows on DVD for entertainment.

He has a serious and untreatable addiction to bananas, which has caused various banana related groups to seek out intervention orders against him.