Just what the title suggests. If you don't get it, it's a list of ways you can get under the skin of Percy Jackson and co. Not literally of course, that would be gross.

It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...

Percy loses his battle against Kronos. 100 years later, Titans rule the world, the gods are gone, and Camp's burnt to the ground. Fate brings a girl and a mirror together. Little does she know, the mirror allows her to commincate with the "lost ones". /on hiatus indefinitely

A Daughter of Zeus, a Son of Poseidon, a Son of Hades, and one ship. Everyone knows the tragic ending, but do they know how it what really caused it?

Everybody knows Apollo. Or do they?

"Seven half-bloods shall answer the call..." The Seven are rising as the second Great Prophecy begins to unfold. Will they be able to withstand the greatest threat to Olympus yet?

Thalia and Nico share a kiss that Zeus doesn't approve of though Hades approves 100%.So does Poseidon.Zeus throws a tantrum that turns into a full out war.Who will win?Who will lose?And who will take over Olympus?Thalico and some Percabeth.R&R please

The war against Kronos has just ended. Do you remember when Thalia siad they should go grab some burgers sometime? Well they go out for burgers as regular people, but trouble always seems to follow these young demigods. P.s. Don't own anything.

Ari and Angel dared to climb Vampire Mountain. But the timing was terrible. Being humans, they didnt know about the War of the Scars. Will their ignorance get them killed?

This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.

Apollo had been alive longer than there had been people on Earth. He had never felt the fear that ruled him now. Someone had stolen his powers and without them his days were numbered.Can he discover the identity of the thief and restore balance? romance

The last verse of the prophesy rang through her head. "By the end of a summer beguiled, the Oracle of Delphi will be left with child..." She couldn't believe the words, even if they came from her own mouth. He was the sun, not a father, not a lover... R/A

Percy is now 17 and all is peaceful. However, new enemies appear and a violent demigod along with them. Rated M because it's the God of War!

Watch me send the cast annoying emails that show 20 ways to annoy them! Chap 9: 20 Ways to Annoy Kronos