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Joined 04-11-12, id: 3906972, Profile Updated: 09-17-13

Name: Breezy

Age: 15

personality: I'm a straight-up marching band geek who keeps her nose in the history books. Yeah, I know it sounds dull and plain, but that's what it is. That's all you're gonna see until you actually bother breaking the shell. Sure I'm awkward and altogether oblivious when it comes to all things social, but fuck it. Who the hell cares anyway? It's not like I do shit to make myself look like a completely different person. I'm myself and no motherfucker can change this miracle. So yeah. To hell with My Immortal's infamous author's "Flamers", I'm a total badass and I'm really proud of it. *Cough* I also love Hetalia and Homestuck, so...Yeah. WOO.

History: I grew up with my mother(My dad had run off when I was fairly young; three or four) and lived with my two sisters( I'm the middle child ) at my grandmother's house in Florida. Needless to say, I had a strange life. Constantly the forgotten and bullied one. Really the smallest of us all. But that molded me into the...Well, the rather fucked up girl I am now. I'm fifteen, a grammar Nazi/sophmore who takes college classes and thinks it's cool to not give a damn that I'm not all there in the head. I've accepted it. I mean, who the hell IS all there? Anyway, I went to a redneck school most of my life until my immediate family, not including my grandparents, moved into town from the backwoods, thus making me go to a decent high school where not everyone is related and you aren't shunned for not owning a shotgun. Thankfully I now have friends who suffer from many a loose screw and just accept things how they are. Another strange thing about me(well...Stranger is a loose term I suppose) is that I'm a creator of a game that is still in development. It is made in rpg maker and I think that it will be almost as good as many others.

Choice weapons: Needles. Any kind. Pins, safety pins, knitting needles, sewing needles, I love 'em all.

Choice killing music: Francois Martin by The Tenth Stage.

Random shit: My Mellophone(Like a trumpet, but with a bigger penis) is named Mari and my French Horn is named Francois. (I kept forgetting the other names. x3)

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The Hybrid by SexyTurtle75 reviews
Kaitlyn Schaefer, an ordinary college goer, was sent to the world of Kuroshitsuji after being hit by a car and being sent into a comatose state. As she is stuck living out the series Kaitlyn is forced to risk her life countless times while unraveling the mystery of how to get home as well as who she is. SebastianXOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 185,057 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Regret by KyoKyo866 reviews
Based from Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5. In the morning after that horrible night, Italy's body had been swept out to sea, leaving his spirit in limbo. Wanting to find his friends, he asks for Rome's help to find his friends again. That is, if they are willing to talk to the ghost of the friend they murdered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,446 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan - Complete
Symphony of the Psychotic by Shinigami-cat reviews
It was just a simple case from the agency. Find the girl and bring her back alive. What started off as a simple search and rescue mission has turned into Arthur's personal hell. Set in Steam Punk London. Multiple pairings. Dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
Sweet Revenge by OriginalCopy reviews
When Tony wakes Wade up, he seeks revenge. But why was he on Steve and Tony's sofa to begin with? Spideypool and superfamily one-shot. Enjoy!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Black Snow by Shinigami-cat reviews
After a terrible incident an insomniac is left terrified and paranoid, fearing the world around him. Is the asylum the only cure for his madness or can someone else break through his shell?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,239 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You're My Batman by tbbookworm reviews
In which my OC meets Jovenshire at a Comic Con for the first time and leaving it thinking she might see him again... hopefully. OC/Jovenshire. Smosh Games
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Smosh
Just Call It 'Play It For The Zeroes' by tbbookworm reviews
An alternate universe where Mari, Lasercorn, Jovenshire and Sohinki come together to form a band. Mari Takahashi/Matt Sohinki and Joshua Ovenshire/David Moss. Enjoy and review! *31/12/15: I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CONTINUING THIS STORY. It has been over two years since I have edited this and I am no longer interested in Smosh Games or the crew. Please stop asking.*
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Smosh
Welcome to High School by Euphoria Writer reviews
Matthew was always picked on throughout the history of his life until he meets his hero Alfred whom Matthew falls in love with, but will his mind change when he meets his room mate? Well, Welcome to High School Matthew. Multi Pairings, main PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,348 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia
You Only Live Nine Lives by magnumnopeus reviews
When a few teenagers party together under one roof, things start to get a little frisky. But one shy teen is left out and stuck with the creepiest guy invited; the weed man. Human AU. Longfic.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,604 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M.
I'm borred by sushiisama reviews
Mathew and Gilbert are best friends but something happens and they become more. Alfred of course comes to mess things up and this is just a roller coaster of emotion. It is rated m for violence,death, language and of course some lemony goodness. Read and give some input of how it should go. DISCLAIMER! Unfortunatley I do not own Hetalia so please don't sue me, it would be a wase
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Promise me by madderthanahatter55 reviews
Madeleine was just a normal Barista, accepting a simple life with nothing too wonderful to be expected, until the day she met Arthur. Arthur was a stuck up business man, never searching for love until he stumbled into a coffee shop on a business trip. It was a welcomed change, but nothing ever lasts forever. WWIII AU Fem!Canada Human names used. Rated M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Canada, England/Britain
The Other Side of the Heart by cul-de-sac reviews
There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,844 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete