Hey there! Liz Taylor here to bring you my amazing(just kidding!) work of fiction! Yeah, who am I kidding? My work is nowhere near amazing but I try my hardest because writing is my life; it's my everything and I couldn't live without it. I know I'm probably not going to get any viewers but I want to give it a go!

For my first story, I'm adopting MsWhiteChristmas's Stranger Than Fiction and naming it Reality is Stranger than Fiction. I'm honored that she is trusting me to take on her story and I'll do my best.

Summary ~ Edward is a big-shot fiction and boy's love writer. On the outside, he's your typical twenty-eight year old rich kid. Jasper's failing his senior year and doesn't have the greatest relationship with his dad. Basically, two polar opposites- or are they?

MsWhiteChristmas has also talked of redoing I Deserve It and I may just do that. I will also be doing the continuation for that story.

So you've got a lot to look forward to! I hope I can at least halfway live up to MsWhiteChristmas's expectations!

Thanks! xoxo

Some of my favorite Maximum Ride quotes!

Fang: "You... are... a... fridge... with wings,"

"We're... freaking... ballet... dancers."

Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."

Iggy: (pretends to snore loudly)

Max: (throws another pinecone at him)

Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"

Max: "Glad you could join us."

Max: Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.

Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.

Max: I took a bite of the cookie and chewed. "Hmm," I said, trying not to spit crumbs. "Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious." I turned to Fang. "What say you?"

Fang: "It's fine."

Fang: "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."

Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)

Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."

Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"

Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)

Max: "No, you're visible."

Iggy: "Am not!"

Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"

Max: Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.

The Voice: Yes, that would be cruel, my Voice said snidely.

Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."

Now, some of my favorite quotes from my favorite book: Eclipse!

Bella: "It worked — your cooking skills have me soft as a marshmallow."

Charlie: "So I’m thinking maybe you deserve a parole for good behavior. For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney."

Bella: "You and Billy gossip like old women."

Edward: "If we could bottle your luck, we’d have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands."

Bella: "I’m sure I still have boundaries — like the continental U.S., for example."

Bella: "You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally."

Bella: "Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie."