"You catch your child swearing. Do you wash his mouth out with soap? Or do you sit him down and explain that he'd better not f&$ing do it again? I think you know what to do."

-Conan O'Brien

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."

-Stephen King

Location: San Antonio, TX

Favorite food: Tex/Mex

Favorite Bands: Before Braille, Tabitha's Secret, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eve 6, whoever's on the Warped Tour this year

Favorite TV: not a whole hell of a lot to choose from, now is there? Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and just recently, Sleeper Cell, although Oded Fehr kinda creeps me out in that one... still decent eye candy, even if his character is evil.

Closing Statement:

The cops never think it's as funny as you do.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Madness Takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.