So, this is me. I'm Aly (I also go by Lyss or Dani, too). I love to write, sing, and go on YouTube. I obsess over Harry Potter, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Nerdfighteria, Doctor Who (recently), and, sadly, boys.

I'm on Pottermore, my username is PumpkinWillow139. Friend me if you'd like :)

I've watched A Very Potter Musical/Sequel many times since April, when I first discovered the wonderfulness.

Laptop is now owned! Alas, I have writer's block...

Funny Quotes of My Friends & Family:

"Gifted Sportily." Mom (trying to say athletic)

"Put the stuff in the thing." Rose Tyler. Doctor (confused on what to say)

"Okay, you know how the sun is a red giant? Well what is becomes a supernova and just blows us all up?" Russell

"So when a guy calls a girl his 'sun', he's calling her a hot ball of gas." Me (in reply to sciene)

"My daughter is a hot dog." Izzy (what I thought she said when we were talking about the conversation with my dad that is up next)

Dad: "You look like (insert name here)." Me: "So I look like a dead guy?"

"And Ginny will end up an old cat lady!" Bookworm213 (before getting a fanfic..I think)

Conversation:

"Just when my plan was starting to work..." Rose Tyler.Doctor

"Oh, I knew your plan. I could tell by you whispering in her (Bookworm213) ear and your evil smiles. I know you guys too well." Me

"Really?" Bookworm213. *Puts hand over heart* "I'm so proud of my evil smile." We all burst out laughing and then say "I'm gonna put that on my funny quotes for fanfiction!"

(On Facebook looking at questions app. Question pops up about Evan *see Rose Tyler. Doctor's story Goddess and profile picture* saying "Do you think Evan scored higher that 1500 on his SATs?")

Me: "He hasn't even taking his STDs yet!" (Covers mouth) "I mean (laughs)...I mean...He hasn't even taken his SATs yet." (He's too young.)

"You're so throw-a-pillow-at-able." Bookworm213

"Anna, don't burn my house down! It's sad that I have to tell people not to burn the house down." Bookworm213

Conversation:

"There's this picture of Jesus in our religion book with Jesus shirtless and Gabi said 'He has a nice body.'" Rose Tyler. Doctor

"You're not supposed to think Jesus is hot!" Me

"Are you insulting my forks?" Jess

"How do you get 'burgers' from 'bushes'?" James

"Calm your noodles." Jess

"What the cluck?" Jess

"A certain real estate angel." Math teacher, meaning agent and not angel.

Conversation:

"What's 16a?" Math teacher

"16a." Amber

"What happened to the 8?" Jess

"I like puppies, meow!" Kennedy

Conversation:

"We should all hold candles." Anna

"I would, but I'm so clumsy I actually would burn the house down." Me

"Don't burn Santa!" Bookworm213

"Yes, Santa is so irresistible." Me

"I feel guilty for leaving Brie alone." *5 seconds later* "I'm done feeling guilty." Bookworm213

Conversation:

"My aunt tried to steal my shoes." Me

"Ah, fond memories." Bookworm213

"What?" Me

"Of stealing Brie's shoes." Bookworm213

"That stick! That stupid stick!" Me, talking about a stick Bookworm213 loved and Rose Tyler. Doctor threw away. We were trying to remember its name.

Conversation:

"Jess, look at this blind. It's just so unique." 'Dilly'

(Matt D walks up)

"Matt, your friend is trying to date the blind." Jess

"No, Dan is in love with that blind." 'Dilly'

Conversation:

"Does your brother play with Tic Tacs?" Ava

"No, you don't play with Tic Tacs. You eat them...And they're delicious." 'Dilly'

Conversation:

"Did you get the sides of the chart?" Math teacher

"No." Dan

"Did you even look at the problem?" Math teacher

Conversation:

"Unless his brother dies..." Bookworm213

"You're not going to kill my cousin." Me

"I wasn't planning to...maybe." Bookworm213

"How could you not like the sun? Actually, I don't like the sun either." Bookworm213

"Oh, don't be scared of me. I like bunnies...when they're dead. Just kidding!" Ava

Class speaker mishap

Corporal W's phone rings as Random Dude is talking to Teacher about a Thanksgiving parade/event.

Corporal W: *Answers phone* "Don't call me...No, I'm not doing it." *hangs up*

Teacher: "It's not nice to eavesdrop on people." (Everyone in the two classes was laughing at the phone conversation)

Random Dude: "...Fried chicken!...And other foods."

(Talking about a teacher nutcracker) "My grandpa has one of those, except it's a mariachi nutcracker. Because he's not a teacher...or a girl." Jess

(Science video) "I like how they all die." Reece

"They're not playing soccer. They're kicking a ball...through a goal." Brie

"We aren't playing basketball. We're playing get the ball in the basket." Me

Conversation:

"I make sense." V

"I make sense...sometimes...most of the time...some of the time..." Trev

"That's the thing about doing a science fair project with animals, they're not very cooperative...Neither was my sister." Bookworm213

Conversation:

"That's another thing to put on the Stalker Scale, having a picture they don't know you took." Bookworm213

"I didn't take the picture, I found it on the website." Rose Tyler. Doctor

"Vegetables fear him." Reece

"But the hard way seems easier!" Amber

Conversation:

"Um, I havequestion about math." Jess

"'Scuse me, we're doing basketball." Math teacher

Conversation:

"Dan, why are you so moody in math?" Amber

(Singing) "'Cause he's Dan." James

"Why was that in sing-song?" Dan

Conversation:

(Bug-looking thing flies by)

"Oh my God, what was that?!" Me (freaking out)

"...Lint." Bookworm213

"Would I mind? Yes. Will I? Sure." Amber

"My cheeks feels so violated right now." Jess

Conversation:

"What's rule number one?" Math teacher

(Having already figured out the problem) "Seven." James

Conversation:

"Why are you holding a football?" Jess

"Why not?" Dan

Favorite Lyrics:

"My fingers are wrinkly and I really don't care, if all of my curls have curled out of my hair." - For a Moment, The Little Mermaid II

"Sometimes when I'm singing, you paint pictures on the wall. And I wonder if what I feel makes any sense to you at all." - Debut, Ed Blann a.k.a Eddplant

"I'm through accepting limits, 'cause someone says there so. Some things I cannot change, but till I try, I'll never know." - Defying Gravity, Wicked

Politics: Nerdfighter

Bffs: Rose Tyler. Doctor and Bookworm213 both are avid fanfic readers.

T.O.P. 4EVER!!!!!!

Epic Fail: Trying to get out of a locked car with the seatbelt on -me (i seem to do this about 48% of the time i get out of the car)

Trying to rip a paper, pulling really hard, it not ripping, then barely pulling and it ripping -me

(In a Harry Potter/Black Family/Slytherin phase so that will be mostly what I will be writing about at this time.)

When I'm someone serious i don't say anything. Anywhere else and I'm as hyper as...what's really hyper? Ummmmmmm. Idk.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what I chose.)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance (dance, twice. ballet the first time, hip hop the second.)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 21

Yeah, thought so. I'm a girly-girl.

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer. (I'm American, but it makes A LOT more sense to call it football.)

Total: 3

Australia

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned. (I'm as pale as Edward Cullen)

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an australian something (I have a crush on an Australian guy, does that count?)

Total: 4

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 3

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish (Some)

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast. (Thanks to John and Hank Green, I have developed this habit over the summer.)

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 6

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 2

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend (Well, there's Ryne...)

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles. (Had 'em)

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 4

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 3

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German. (Does Google Translate count? No? Alright, didn't think so.)

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 5

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak french

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 4

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French. (Just a little)

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total:5

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 3

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5+ people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce. (Well, in kindergarten, the teacher's aid mispronounced my last name, but that's it. It's my first name that gives some people a problem.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 3

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 3

EGYPTIAN:

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle name.

Total: 3

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 1

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

one of your family members has an accent

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis

you drink tap water

you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 4

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings (Thanks to Rose Tyler. Doctor, of course!)

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total: 3

Spanish won! You know, you'd never think so when you look at me.

Eye Color: Blue-green

Hair Color: Blond/light brown/auburn

Height: 5’4

Shoe Size: Women's 7-9 (US sizes)

Pet: Cat, Elizabeth Zoey Lynn Anastasia Arielle Fluffbunni Crookshanks Marie (Insert Last Name Here)

Sport: Basketball or hockey (If I'm watching), otherwise dance or Gaelic football, that's fun.

Have You Ever :... Sky Dived: no

Bungee Jumped: no

Abseiled: I don't know what it is so, no

Gone out of the Country: no

Beaten someone Up: no

Gotten Beat Up: nope

Killed an Animal: no

Swam in the Ocean: yes

Broke the Law: no...

Smoked: not in a million years

Chewed Tobacco: ewwww

Drank: not in a million years, again

Been Kissed: Only by family members

Been In Love: possibly

Dumped Someone: Nope

Been Dumped: no

Broken Someone's heart: no

Had Your Heart Broken: yes

Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: yes

Broken A Bone: no

Had Surgery: no

Had an X-ray or MRI: Yeah, when I was really young

Failed a Class: no

...: Favorites:...

Color: Purple, Gold, Peacock Blue, and Black

Food: Tamales

Drink: Water

Snack: Tapatio Doritos

Cereal: Frosted Flakes

Ice Cream: I don't really eat ice cream anymore, but Chocolate Chip

Candy: Wonka Chocolate Bars

Restaurant: Ruby's

Animal: Cat

Quote: “We put the fun in dysfunctional!"- My grammie

Sport To Play: Gaelic Football

Sport To Watch: If I have to choose, I guess I like watching Hockey

Movie: Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging; anything starring Jay Baruchel (Love him!); Crazy, Stupid, Love; Easy A

TV Show: (When I actually turn the TV on, which is very rarely now) Doctor Who, Glee, Bones, and Law and Order: SVU

Type of Music: Pop, Country,Trock, Wrock

Singer: Taylor Swift, Adele, Christina Perri, Demi Lovato, and many more

Song: Unbroken by Demi Lovato, In Real Life by Demi Lovato, Lightweight by (again) Demi Lovato, Debut by Eddplant, Teenage Rebel by Chameleon Circuit, Shake-a-booty by Hank Green, and Booty Call by The Midnight Beast, I Like It Like That by Hot Chelle Rae, Boyfriend? by Laura Bell Bundy, Hummingbird Heartbeat by Katy Perry (goodness, I have a lot of favorite songs)

:This//Or//That:...

Pepsi or Coke: Neither...I don't really drink soda

Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate

Cake or Ice Cream: Ice Cream

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's

Love or Money:Love

Music or TV: Music

Cat or Dog: Cat

Mom or Dad: Equal

Truck or Car: Truck

Ocean or Lake: Ocean

Yahoo or Hotmail: Yahoo, I guess

Google or AJ: Google

Light or Dark: Light

Country or City: Cities

Rain or Sunshine: Rain

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Brownie was so startled, he stopped unexpectedly and nearly launched Massie straight into the air." - The Clique, Lisi Harrison

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who...I think

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9: 50 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:55 PM (Hey, not too far from what I guessed)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My iPod (Well, the music coming from my iPod, obviously. Actually, it might be talking. That would be really cool. But it's not. Boo. I'm sad now.)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

3:45 PM, Coming home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A text from Kaitlin (Now, I know most of you don't know who she is, but don't worry, she's cool.)

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas

10. Did you dream last night?

I can't remember

11. When did you last laugh?

While watching a YouTube video on my phone (I think it was CupofTeam? Not sure.)

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures and a mirror

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does my reflection count? (Yes, I'm a vampire. I don't see my reflection so it was a shock to see it. (Obviously, kidding.) But my crush once told me he was a vampire and asked me if he could bite my neck...flirting? (Yes) I don't know.) Nothing really, actually.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's fun-ish

15. What is the last film you saw?

Penelope

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Plane tickets to London

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I have these "phases" I go through with YouTube (i.e. Make up tutorial videos, Lush hauls, clips of the Graham Norton Show). Right now, I'm in a Book Haul phase.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Not much, really

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. George Bush: Is somehow related to me...very distantly

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Delilah Margaret or Felicity Caroline

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Everett Michael or Elijah Arthur

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Thanks for coming to Heaven!! It's an HONOR for you here!!!

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you're against stereotypes, and bold the ones applying to you
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a female dog.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling female dog.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SMART so I MUST wear thick glasses and read the dictionary

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED