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Joined 09-20-10, id: 2545804, Profile Updated: 11-02-10
Author has written 5 stories for Mortal Instruments, and House, M.D..

Hey! I know I usually just review other people's work, but now I actually got an account! yay!

I should write my first story soon, but I am in desperate need of ideas, so feel free to PM me whenever you want! I check my account usually every day so I should be able to get back to you in less than a day! PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS!!!!! I NEED SOME INSPIRATION!!!!!!!

Hey I am in severe need of ideas people. So, if you would like a name mention in one of my stories, please let me know!

ABOUT ME!

Fav color:red

Fav band:Paramore

Fav book: The Mortal Instruments (duh...if u don't like these books, u r mai enemy...lol jk)

Fov movies: Paranormal Activity, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,&3

Fav tv show: House M.D. I am a total Chameron fan! I love them! (Although I hate Cameron in a way for divorcing Chase. He didn't deserve it.)

Name: what do u think i am stupid?

Dr. Chase: ...I thought you'd change your mind on getting those drinks.
Dr. Cameron: Come on in.
Dr. Chase: There's this new place on campus. . .(Cameron kisses him) Are you high?
Dr. Cameron: Uh-huh. (kissing him again)
Dr. Chase: I thought they disposed of the drugs.
Dr. Cameron: Not all of them. (unbuttoning his shirt)
Dr. Chase: Slow down. Your pupil's are dialated.
Dr. Cameron: Come on Chase don't be a good guy on me now. (kisses her)

Cameron: What did you want me to tell him? The truth?
Chase: No. You didn't have to be so convincing.
Cameron: Smiles. Don't worry. I'll make it up to you.
Chase:This is getting out of control.
Cameron:Don't pout.
Chase: Our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off.
Cameron: Leans in closer to Chase. Do you want to stop?
Chase: No. But I don't want to get caught either.
Cameron: You think I do?
Chase: You certainly didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down while we were in the sleep lab.
Cameron: Smiles. I couldn't help that... Why would I want to get caught?
Chase:Maybe you want to give House a reason to be jealous?
Cameron:I'm over House. All this is, is uncomplicated sex, don't try to make it more than that.
Chase: We're not doing it at work anymore.
Cameron: Fine. Leans back, puts her glasses back on and starts reading one of the sheets of paper on the table. Chase sighs. Cameron looks back at Chase. Want to go grab some lunch?

Quotes: Courtesy of flipgurlpink11

Plz tell me some ideas for some House fics and I'll write them for you!

I absolutely loved these quotes and I just had to have them on my profile. Sry, but they r hilarious!

I have a poll an my profile about what genre I should make my next story, so please be a part of it and help me!

hey if you want your name or quote or ideas used in any of my stoires, feel free to contact me anytime at Xxlove2writexX@gmail.com

If you are a fan of Pirates of the Carribean, add this to your profile.
If you are a Norribeth fan, then add your name here.
If you hate the movie writers for killing James off in AWE, add this to your profile.

I would like to thank all of the people who reviewed my stories, You rock! thx ! :)

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

P.S. I am totally random. Trust me. So if I ever PM anyone or answer a review, and you get a random answer, sorry. (Notice how I am apologizing for this in advance.) Ummmmmmm...what were we just talking about...squirrel...i wonder what fried squirrel tastes like. *Takes out rifle and goes outside* lol

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Gone by Imagination Nation reviews
Percy Jackson, despite having survived the worst monsters and villans possible, now faces the trial of moving and leaving Camp Half-Blood. However, heroes are known to return to their homes, and there's no way Percy would've ever forgotten his friends. But, what's changed since he left? And what's going to change now that he's back?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,490 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
All's Fair When Love Is War by MarineLullaby reviews
Clary and Jace have hated each other since High School, but everything changes the morning after the night of their college graduation. "You know what they say, Clary; all's fair when love is war." Let the battle commence. AH and a little OOC. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,794 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
At Your Assistance by folkhands reviews
Miss Fairchild is Jace Wayland's latest in a long string of personal assistants. When the rest of the gang work at the company, won't there be a lot of predicaments? Possibly tense, lustful predicaments. AH/AU/Slightly OOC/Lemonade. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Too late? by Andieke reviews
Cameron comes back. Nothing is the same anymore, but is it too late to tell him that she loves him?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Percabeth iPod Shuffle by softballgirl05 reviews
Well these iPod shuffle songfics looked fun to write so I tried some. Plus the world can never have too much Percabeth! Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Long Count by enigma731 reviews
House's team is called upon by a CDC task force investigating a deadly viral outbreak. But pathogens are the least of Chase's concerns. COMPLETE 6.1.2011
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,512 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Alec and Clary by rainbow-socks-girlie reviews
Well this is a story I wrote for this website a while ago. I had it uploaded but people didn't like it so i'm trying again! Bascially Alec finds out that maybe he HAS feelings for Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alec L., Clary F. - Complete
One Night by Gilbonzo-Fig-Cheesecake reviews
Clarissa Fray and Jace Herondale have hated eachother for as long as they can remember. One night, which just so happens to be Clarisssa's 18th birthday, changes it all. Rated M for later chapters
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
As If You Ever Cared by BlondeHairBlueEyes14 reviews
"I no longer have to CARE! About you or me!" Clary screamed taking a long drink from her now almost empty vodka bottle. "You're just a useless boy who broke my heart" . What made Clary lose it? Rated T for Language...One-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Clary F., Isabelle L. - Complete
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A Two Person War reviews
Clary left Jace four years ago. He's been looking for her ever since. What happens when their lives collide once again?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
So Far Apart reviews
Cameron left Chase two years ago. Now that she has her old job back, she can start working on winning Chase back before he makes the biggest mistake of his life, marrying someone else.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Difficult Relationships reviews
Jace and Clary are related, Clary and Sebastian are together and the are NOT related. Whaddyathink? meant to be a parody/humor
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
What are they thinking chapter 2
jace looks back on when he found out that he and clary were siblings...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 484 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
What are the characters thinking? reviews
The characters point of view of the events from the books. Takes place years after the events. also, in later chapters, the missing moments of simabelle and clace relationships.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010
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