In which Todd Lyons in his infinite wisdom tries to get exlovers Claire Lyons and Cam Fisher back together two weeks before his wedding. Its a shame he didn't calculate in kitchen fires, torn dresses, love triangles, and running mascara. He's dead and Massie will surely Lorena Bobitt him for ruining her cake order, but hey at least he's getting his favorite couple back together!

They're beautiful and rich. Young and entitled. Behind their fake smiles and pretty faces lies another world of seduction, deceit and betrayal. Friendships have never been sweeter in tangled web of lies. Its senior year, let the hair extensions fall.

In which Derrick has dry humping reindeer and obscene lights to defy the HOA and have his own christmas cheer on their front lawn.

Melanie Stryder happily living in the cave with Jared, until she sees the way he looks at Wanda, the way everyone loves Wanda shes forgotten. So she ran, selfish she ran,she never expected to be changed into one of them, a creature of the night. R&R

Because Derrick was the only one who could make her sit in Santa's lap and wear her footies out in public on his crazy mission to bring her Christmas Cheer.

Their eyes met in a crowded cafeteria, from that moment they were meant for each other. All that stood in their way as his girlfriend. They were starcrossed lovers from that moment on. Songfic.