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Joined 12-27-11, id: 3569114, Profile Updated: 04-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for Invader Zim, Hunger Games, and Sherlock.

Hey! I'm some weird Canadian kid who writes Invader Zim fics in her spare time. And that photo is me. I'm secretly a nebula. I guess it's not that much of a secret if I post it on the Internets tho...

Age: teenager

Gender: female

Favourite type of fruit: pomegranate

Favourite things: Music (My Chemical Romance, Muse, The Killers, The Naked and Famous), Books (The Hunger Games, Chaos Walking, Uglies, Blood Red Road, Across the Universe/A Million Suns, Revolution), TV shows (Adventure Time, Invader Zim, Sherlock, Doctor Who), and Movies (Star Wars, Mean Girls, The Matrix, Mystery Men)

Sexual Orientation: Straight. But I still hate everybody (unless you're a nice reviewer person).

Fics: SueTastic!- A rather stupid IZ fic. Complete.

Some Semblance of Normal- A rather sappy Hunger Games AU fic. Oneshot.

Bye.


Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base. I'd probably break everything though...

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Nope.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Dib.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Iggins. I just want him to die painfully, is all :)

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: Backseat Drivers. I sometimes do the "MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!" bit when people don't answer my texts.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Tak. She's a total BAMF.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple, because purple just happens to be my favourite colour.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Grab his wig and run away shrieking.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Dib. I could stand on top of his fantastically large head to see the stage better.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Tak. As I said before, BAMF.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... No."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Tak's ship and Zim's computer. Yup. That's my OTP.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...??


My Answer: I'd ask if they would let me use their some-kind-of-laser-thingy to carve my face on some planet.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Blowin' stuff up with GIR.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: I forget exactly what it was, but whatever the little kid in "Most Horrible X-mas Ever" said about something COMPLETELY ELUUUUUDING them.

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: When Zim title-drops in "A Room with a Moose". I lose it every time,.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When he's running around trying to stop Tak and keeps running past the ridiculously huge on/off switch.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: Hmmm... pretty much everything they do. Ever. For serious.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "He's getting eaten by a shark!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Lard Nar flips out and yells "WE'RE GONNA DIE! WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!" and that dude is like "Mine. Sorry about that."

Movie Soundrack of Your Life:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Let's begin!

Opening Credits:

Childhood Montage: I Don't Love You- My Chemical Romance

First Day of Primary School: Citizen Erased- Muse

First Crush: Block After Block- Matt & Kim

First Day of Secondary School: All Of This- The Naked And Famous

Falling in Love: Mr. Brightside- The Killers

Learning To Drive: Dance, Dance- Fall Out Boy

Moving Out: Blood Pressure- Mutemath

First Day of College: Dead!- My Chemical Romance

Breaking Up: Hello I Love You- The Doors

Getting Back Together: Never Saw The Point- Cults

Graduation: Killer Queen- Queen

Marriage: Assassin- Muse

First Child: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?- The Clash

Mid-Life Crisis: Under The Gun- The Killers

Death: Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis

End Credits: Micro Cuts- Muse

A HURR DEE DURR~

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My Hostage, Not Yours by RavenFollower13 reviews
Bound by secrecy, Zim and Gaz are forced to cooperate with one another until further notice. With a possible invasion on the way because of Gaz's mistake and having to spend every day with Zim, are they just pretend friends, or on the verge of more?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,446 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Zim, Gaz] Dib - Complete
My Hostage, Not Yours 2: The Revenge of Player 2 by RavenFollower13 reviews
Sequel. When Dib is attacked, it doesn't take long for Gaz to seek revenge. No one hurts her brother except her. With Dib unable to help and Zim her only ally, Gaz is forced to go undercover to find out whose messing with her family before they succeed.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - [Gaz, Zim] Dib, Iggins - Complete
My Hostage, Not Yours 3: The Inevitable Takeover by RavenFollower13 reviews
When Gaz finds out Zim only has 3 months to take over the world, or be deactivated, she's only too willing to help. But with Dib on the opposing team, problems arise they can't adapt to. It's not so hard getting power, but is it as easy keeping it?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,763 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Gaz, Zim] [Dib, Tak] - Complete
To Kill A Mockingjay by galaxynook reviews
After the Quell, District 13 managed to save one of the star-crossed lovers, while the Capitol took hold of the other. Now he's held captive, and is slowly being tortured into madness. Peeta's POV; between Catching Fire and Mockingjay. *Complete*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Peeta M.
The Last Will and Testament of James Moriarty by Fuseaction reviews
Short. Sweet. To the point.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Poems by GIR by girfukker6669 reviews
Hia der! Itz mi, GIR! Imma guna rite summ pomes fo joo al! Aent datt guma bee FUUN!1! GIR writes some poems for you. He was just too lazy/untalented to make his own account. Updates twice a month.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Gir
Watch as we Destroy by newyorktopaloalto reviews
He should have killed it when he had the chance. And he had plenty of chances. Why didn't he? Because it didn't matter now.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Dib - Complete
The Four Letter Word by TheWaffleMonster reviews
My rude and irreverant take on all the pairings of the Invader Zim fandom...in poem format!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Min, the Horrible New Cliche! by 100PercentHalfwayThere reviews
This is an old story I guess I never published, which I wrote 2-3 years ago. I know bashing on Mary-Sues is easy and has been done to death, but they still annoy me. Rated T for accessibility. 1shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
My Name Is: by we'reonfire reviews
The last thoughts of of those who died in the trilogy. My name is Primrose Everdeen, I am 14 years old, and I died trying.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Prim E., Rue
Taller and Alone by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Tallest Purple has grown and is declared the only Tallest of Irk, while Red gets exiled and sent down to Earth. With Zim. No romance, just friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
A typical ZaDr by Shadowrend reviews
WARNING: This is a parody of a terrible and typical ZaDr. Fangirls, stay the hell away from me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dib in the PITS by JoeMerl reviews
A girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
Familial Bonding and Digital Garlic by ckret2 reviews
Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
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Mud Brown, Sky Blue reviews
In which young Sherlock makes an acquaintance.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Nemesis Code reviews
"I've been acting more and more like him since he died. Well, since I killed him." ZAGF. Rated T for major character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Some Semblance of Normal reviews
AU. Katniss was killed in the 74th Hunger Games. Prim is determined to keep living, and finds help in a slightly unlikely place. Prim x Rory. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Prim E., Rory H. - Complete
SueTastic! reviews
An annoyingly beautiful new girl shows up at Dib and Zim's school, and she isn't just here for the cafeteria food. Dib/OC, played for laughs. Blatantly obvious Mary Sues. General stupidity. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete