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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Likes: Tea, sarcasm, spicy food, good character development, video games, thin mints, veggies, randomness, Harry Potter (Obviously), my friends, sour food, music (does anyone seriously dislike music, just wondering??), fluffy things, being loud, oatmeal, shiny things (I've always wanted a shiny 0-o ), this website... Dislikes: Math, OOC, getting up in the morning, Angelina Jolie, people who choose vanilla ice cream over chocolate, coffee, fake people, politics, mosquitos, bad drivers (I'm a huge hypocrite!), awkward moments (MY life), and SPIDERS (Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?). Inspirational Quotes: "...Oh hell, we're the bags of douche aren't we?!" "On a scale of 1 to Voldemort's hugs, how awkward is this?" "Well, that depends; on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad are you?" "I am woman, hear me SMASH!" -AVPS "I hope you find your button, Snape!" "So do I orange one. So. Do. I."-PPP "It would be really awesome if scientists could genetically engineer manatees to be the size of gold fish so I could have one in my fish bowl and be like HELL YEAH TINY MANATEE!" "Is that a beaker in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" "Why the hell would someone have a beaker in their pants?!...Oh." "Ha ha ha! No tears in the court of happy king Harry!"-PPP "Girl, where your boyfriend at? He getting you Mike-N-Ikes? You Like Mike-N-Ikes?"-Mad TV "Save me Barry!"- Misfits "Chris? Got anything to offer?" "Bubbles. They go up, and up and up and then ... dissapear. Poof"-Skins |
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Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fortune by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione has left Hogwarts and owns her own potion ingredients shop. When she is asked for help with a unique potion that could make her a fortune she finds herself in trouble. Not surprising because the customer just happens to be a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3731 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Spin on an Old Story by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,386 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,288 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Special Election by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
Hermione Granger isn't a little girl anymore, and this time, Draco Malfoy has bitten off more than he can chew. Sworn enemies working together? Unfortunately, the enemy you know is never the one you need to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.