Hey man! Some people call me the coolest cat around town, but I just like to enjoy a nice cup a jo in front of the fire. My cat and I spend our Saturday evenings watching Harry Potter movies and romantically feeding each other jelly bellies. Some days I feel like saying, "Hey world, wanna be friends?" and others I'm just like, "Hey world, go shove a sock in your mouth." Today's one of those better days, so I'm just gonna say, "Hey, be my friend(:."

HEY YOU!!! Yeah, the one with the jar of dill pickles over there, you asked what some a them things I like are. Well I'll tell ya. Right now there's this one kid sitting to the right of me. She smells. NOT REALLY!!! We whiffed each other earlier and it was great(; The name's ILOVENICO1000X, aka my best friend(: She's also my inspiration for all these wonderful things I say about her...I'm being held at gun point. HELP!!!!!! No just kidding, but anyways, about the thing I said about the cup a jo in front of the fire...I don't own a fireplace. Yeah I know I suck, but I do enjoy me the coffee!! My cat's name is gizmo, I tell him he's cute all the time (because he is) and he's super awesome, although if I fed him jelly bellies he'd probably choke and die so let's not do that. Soooo...I love...stuff. What more can I say? Oh, I really do love Harry Potter (and RIO :D ) and Daniel Radcliffe, if you're out there, I love you!!!! Not creepin or anything I just think you're great.

I HATE LOTS OF STUFF!!!! I hate when people lick their fingers after eating false cheese product, I hate when people call me Linda, I hate when the duster gets all full of dust and doesn't work anymore, I hate wearing the color mauve, I hate when people hate spongebob, I hate how my feet don't feel attached to my body in the morning, I hate when you have your hair up in a movie theater and it's extremely uncomfortable to lean your head against the seat without feeling the stupid hair tie digging into your skull, I hate when my food touches each other, I hate when people mispronounce things in their native language, I hate when the cats poop on the floor, I hate when my sweatshirts get little fuzzies on them after being worn so many times, I hate when I hit my shin on the corner of my bed, I hate when I forget the gas is on when there's clothes in the dryer (I get scared my house will explode), and well...yeah I hate lots of stuff.

But I love you(: