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Joined 01-13-02, id: 154068
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
Wow, this profile is old...

I'm getting tired of reading the same basic plot lines in the Harry Potter fanfiction genre, so for my own sake, I'm trying to come up with some original ideas. Or I hope they're original, anyway. You tell me. Besides the Dorothy Parker rip-off...*ahem*. She's genious, by the way.

No, I'm not the best author...I don't write deep, thought provoking stories...not because I can't; mostly because I'm lazy. I write and read simple, easy to follow-along-with stories. Needless to say, there's no writing career in my future.

I've taken down the Quidditch Diaries to do some SERIOUS revising, because it pissed me off for some reason. It'll be back up after I actually get to working on it.

If you've actually taken the time to read this so called 'Bio', I give you a warm hearted 'thanks'. Your check is in the mail.

Later -
Rylea

Flush please.

PS...

Go read George luver's stuff. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Why Hermione Hates Dancing reviews
Told in Hermione's POV as she suffers (literally) through an obliged dance with Ron. Very sarcastic; a side of Hermione we never see. REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.