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The cats in Rough are NOT Clan cats. Here is the start off story:

Ther was a powerful she-cat named Long. She won power and created The Clan of Long Talons at the age of six months. All cats obeyed her, becaues they respected her rule or didn't want to end up like their former leaders.She has teams all over the land, capturing kittypets,loners or kits or cats from other groups. Long forces them to work for her and serve her. Jake, the leader of her younger slaves, plans an escape in midnighjt. But only some of the slaves escaped(Jake's Lot),a nd others were taken back.(Rocket and the others). This story will have different points of view from different characters who are to meet JAKE'S LOT later in the story.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.

4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably

lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ...
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ...
If you haven't, add 1759..

6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

If you love copy and pasting stuff to your profile(s), well... You know what to do.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think these copy-paste thingies are a waste of space, but have no thoughts of stopping, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Ravenpaw should have stayed, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look at people's profiles just to find more "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you HATE Daisy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Scarclaw, SpiritGirl183, IcepawofAirClan

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're addicted to the computer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

Even when you can't see him, God is there! Believe!