Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto

Naruto wants to train and get stronger. Jiraiya's lack of training half way the trip through finally reaches its boiling point. Words are said. Harsh cruel words. Naruto has had enough. Listening to Kyuubi, he goes to the Toads, and they have no problem making him into something Jiraiya couldn't. A badass Shinobi who doesn't take crap from anybody that seeks to put him down.

Naruto Uzumaki was absolutely certain of three things. First: he did not want to be a Devil. Second: he hated Rias Gremory. And third, last but most important of all: he was totally not in love with her.

A story about how Ben and Gwen's relationship evolves over the next four years following their summer trip.

After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. Lemons.

A alternate universe into That 70's Show. What if Eric stayed behind with Jackie at the concert instead of Kelso. Would things remained the same or would new possibilities arise for the members of the gang. Explore an alternate universe of That 70's Show where new friendships are formed and new couples emerge.

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

This is for all those who think the Bwen Pairing doesn't have a base in Ben 10. Note: I consider all sequel shows non-cannon. You must read to find out why.

Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.

Sheldon returns to Pasadena after a summer away. He's ready to make some dramatic changes in his life and at least one person won't be happy about those changes. While not a Shenny story per se, this is certainly not a "Happily Shamy After" fantasy.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Begins immediately after Leonard and Sheldon's confrontation at Penny's apartment in episode 3.01 the Electric Can Opener Fluctuation. Penny thinks that Sheldon needs revenge for what happened in the Arctic. Who really wants revenge, though-Sheldon, or Penny? Rated M for sexual situations, adult language and concepts, mentions of dubious consent. Not Leonard-friendly.

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

1990 and Eric is a celebrated photojournalist. His friends had moved on-some happy - some not. Eric wants to find a place to call his own. A real estate agent is determined to find him a home and a love life to go with it. What could possibly go wrong

COMPLETE! An odd crossover that came to me in a dream. It started with a typical mystery at a "typical" spooky mansion. But after one of Mystery Inc. falls ill, can House solve the mystery of the illness plaguing their friend? Romance in Chp. 3...

Eric stayed in Africa for much longer than he planned. When he decides to return to the U.S. he discovers that he can't "go home again", ends up in Chicago and becomes the somewhat reluctant roommate to Jackie Burkhart... with unexpected results. COMPLETE

Criminal Minds/Numb3rs crossover. Reid decides to visit an old friend to help him deal with the fallout from Revelations. Can this friend help him decide what to do about his future?