Damon Salvatore's gal
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Vampire Diaries. Heyy! i have a youtube account. The accounts name is SuperVampireGal. and i as you can see i have this account! oh and i have a yahoo account which is an email.. actually i have 2 emails.. but i aint tellin what they r!!!!wait, y am i sayin these things? 8/5/11 i met Kenton duty from shake it up! ! He is SOOO nice! i also got Alli Simpson, Kenton, and the band Kicking Diasies to sign my bag i got from the concert... i just wish i got Cody to sign it but i almost met him! my brother met him and he and Kicking Diasies said he gives good hugs 0.o... 143 CODY!!! 1:i 4:love 3:you!!!! 8/23/11 EARTHQUAKE AAHHHH!!!! 5.9 started in Virginia... ^,...,^ rawr! fear my vampire! Also im a glee fan. i even watch Vampire Diaires on tv! ~Vampire Diaries Oath~ I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches If you have ever screamed because you saw damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile If you were going to cry when Damon almost died in Season 1 Finale Copy and Paste this onto your profile! AV is Addicted to Vampires WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome 98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Waking Up: Battlefield - Jordin Sparks First Day At School: Please Dont Go - Mike Posner Falling In Love: Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis Fight Song: Written In The Stars - Tinie Tempah Breaking Up: We R Who We R - Ke$ha Prom night: Im Coming Home - P. Diddy Life: Take A Bow - Rihanna Mental Breakdown: Forget you - Glee cast Flashback: Younger Forever - The Ready Set Getting back together: Im Yours - Jason Mraz Wedding: Fire - Greyson Chance Birth of Child: Judas - Lady Gaga Final Battle: Airplane - BoB ft Hayley Williams Funeral Song: Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson Final Credits: Someone Like You - Adele Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school My name is Sarah FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Never seen you cry FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying FRIENDS: Will help you move FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number FRIENDS: Forgive you. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. FRIENDS: Annoy you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. -If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile -If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. -If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. I snuffle and scurry Around in a hurry I search for a mouse In this rundown old house For the cat outside Is in need of a guide She sits on her hunches And she waits for her family’s lunches The kittens suckle her milk But her fur is not like silk For she is malnourished And the kittens will not flourish Abused and battered At any noise they scatter How do people let animals end up like this? Help stop animal cruelty Copy and paste this into your profile if you think animal cruelty is wrong I never thought things would end like this. An angry student, standing in our mist. Wishing he would just stop, Instead of scaring us a lot. The gun was pointed, poised to shoot. The angst man screaming not to move. The silent tears that rolled fast, Wishing that our lives would last. One wrong move, a bullet in my head. One wrong move, and I’d be dead. I clung to the student next to me, And saw fear, as far as the eye could see. Even the gunman had tears in his eyes. Even he was saying his good-byes. I wondered how he could be so full of fear, When he was the one who held us here. Memories suddenly flashed through my mind, Images of those who I would leave behind. A girl started talking to him, her voice full of fear. He shot her in the head, bringing us all to tears. Her lifeless body sprawled on the floor, A student who will live no more. Blood splattered all over the walls, Our screams echoing through the halls. Police men shouting outside, Telling us to get down and hide. The gunman cocked the gun again, The determination in his eyes certain. He told us all to line up, one by one. And to the first students head he held the gun. A small explosion filled the air, As the body fell without care. He made his way down the line, Acting as if he was just fine. Closer and closer, he came towards me. Ignoring every persons pleas. The girl beside me shivered and shook. Staring at the boy who’s life, he just took. The gun was pressed against her head, And with one shot she was dead. Human blood slapped my face, As the gunman closed the space. Cold metal was forced against my chin, As I waited for my death to begin. Bang went the gun as I collapsed to the ground, And with my last moment I looked around. The gunman put the gun to his own head, And with my last function, we were all dead. Dedicated to all the students and people involved in the Virginia Tech shooting. Nor’easter blowing ‘long the coasts April snows tumbling and cherry noses Within Virginia – hallowed school halls Shaky cell video revealed the war Virginia Tech on lockdown – soosh, be still. Gunman now silenced as bodies are cleared. Just four days until the anniversary of Columbine Invisible no more…their legacies will carry on… I am sitting here waiting for the phone to ring, scared for what the call might bring. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? (¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer~¸.•´) ¸.•) (My Grandma:( ) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) 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Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Your Guy Side: You love hoodies. Total= 22 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total= 4 There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (not really, I did it at a birthday party, right into my face) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you haveever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don’t want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If you have ever done something INSANELY LIKE or EXACTLY LIKE something bella did in the Twilight series, please copy this onto your profile so i know i am not the only idiot who is like this. 'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart. …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart. Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister --Unknown. CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST 1. We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Some are the same…) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and slaps him FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run b*h run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We messed up, but we had fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! THE ALICE CULLEN POEM: Dont mess with a Cullen, My blood runs cold, Im small, Im short, Im sweet, Im kind, I sparkle like a diamond, You ought to meet my family, Were not among the living, I think a storm is brewing, Rose is really gorgeous, The best thing I saw comin, One thing we put up with, Oh, yea, I see the future, Word! TRUE LOVE: A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die I want to share three stories with you,two will show how sometime things don't always go for the worst.The last will show you need to be acreful! Story one.Across the Seas: He didn't just pick up strangers,but he figured why not?So he picked the guy up and the guy said "Do you believe in god?" the guy driving answered yes The stranger once again spoke saying "Are you saved?" The driver said "No,Not yet.But I will Probably get saved awhile down the road". The stranger said "yOU NEED TO GET SAVED YOUR TIME IS COMING. by now the driver thought he picked up some wacky preacher. "I will probably get saved later down the road,my whole family is religious." The stranger spoke for the last time saying "No you need to get saved soon.You time is coming and in order to save your family you must be saved." The driver turned to his left,when he looked back at the starnger,he wasn't there.The door was still locked the windows still up,but the stranger was gone. That sunday the guy got saved. A week later his wife and kids got into a car accident.The doctor called him saying that his family would die. The guy called his preacher asking him to get a prayer group and pray for his family. The preacher did as asked and prayed around the clock. Not even 23 hours later the guys whole family was walking out. California story 1: when he saw this guy he thought was a hippy he picked him up. Now the stranger was wearing a robe,sandals,had blonde hair and a beard and mustache. The driver had been sick for awhile when he went to the doctor he found out he had something seriously wrong with him. "Do you believe in Jesus?"the stranger asked. "Yes,with all my heart."The driver replied simply. "Then why don't you think he could heal you?"once again the stranger spoke. "I do,I just think he is to busy right now to think about me." The stranger reached over putting his hand on the guys shoulder.The guy felt something strong go through him Whe he looked at the strangers hand there was a whole there. "Remember I am never far away."The stranger spoke for the last time Clifornia story 2: Another guy was traveling down the same road as the guy before him. HE to stopped to pick up a stranger. Now there was nothing that put this stranger out making him look dangerous. But this man was hacked to peices. They found the pieces of his body on the side of the road next day. Do you believe these stories are true? No:Get over it because they are! Yes:Good. Now how do you know if you should pick a stranger up?All three men went on impulse.2 of the men are still alive the last was murdered. I am not saying that everyone on the side of the road is dangerous but I am saying be very careful.The best bet would be dont act on impulse. dont pick strangers up.If you know them thats different if not and you still pick them up pray to god they are the good and not the evil.Post this on your page if you believe this is all true.R.I.P. Stacey 3/25/09 My bestfriend stacey was raped,and murdered.You might not know her,but still copy and paste this if not to show her respect to show any one who has been asaulted! My family is full of veterans. Am I proud?Yes! Does it make me better?No Can I change the world?Heck yes! post this on your profile if your family is veterans or you know a veteran.but only post it if you agree with what it says. (my dad is a veteran from the Vietnam war. Hes getting a award from the state of New Jersey on September 7th. I think thats y.) Girls - Unknown If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking If I can stop one heart from breaking, - Emily Dickinson Danceas though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. I know that most people will have done almost ALL of these things, but i haven't! The things in bold print,are the things I have done 1) You have read both Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn at least 3 times. (='.'=) This is Bunny. (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!" I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, XxKatieMarieCullenxX, Living for Today, Damon Salvatore's gal Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile! You pray every night for Jacob Black to show up in your life. You walk into doors because you were thinking about Jacob Black You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him. You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him. You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you You explain to everyone that Jacob is a good shape-shifter/werewolf and you want to be just like him. You have dreamt about Jacob Black at least one time in your life You get mad when people say they haven't read the book "Jacob Black can do anything, right? If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile If you are in LOVE with Jacob Black copy and past this to your profile. If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile If you love everything about the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile. If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile. If your in love with a fictional character (like Jacob Black) copy and paste this is you profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you truly believe, there is a Jacob Black somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Jacob Black), copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, Living for Today, Damon Salvatore's gal If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. read New Moon and I wanted to kick Edward Cullen REALLY REALLY HARD(even though you know you will get hurt) paste this in your profile. If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.( I act friendly but have an evil mind MUAHAHAHA)(I'm joking or am I?) If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (I would like to look at the rain, dreaming) If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If most of these apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile. I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, MY TWILIGHT ABC'S!! A IS FOR ALICE! B IS FOR BRADY AND COLLIN!! C IS FOR CHARLIE! D IS FOR DOG! E IS FOR EMBRY! F IS FOR FORKS! G IS FOR GREAT BOOKS! (Esp. with Jacob in them!!) H IS FOR HAWT JACOB! I IS FOR I LOVE THE LA PUSH WOLF PACK!! J IS FOR JARED! K IS FOR KILLING LAURENT! L IS FOR LA PUSHING EDWARD OVER THE BORDER AND THE PACK KILLING HIM!! (yes I know I'm evil!! evil laugh) M IS FOR MOTHERLY EMILY! N IS FOR NEVER LETTING JACOB BLACK OUT OF MY SIGHT! O IS FOR OH JACOB, I LOVE YOU! P IS FOR PERFECT BODY! (Jacob Black! *swoons*) Q IS FOR QUIL ATEARA! R IS FOR ROSALIE! S IS FOR SAM ULEY, THE ALPHA!! T IS FOR TEAM JACOB! U IS FOR UNDERSTANDING JASPER! V IS FOR VAMPIRE'S SUCK AND STINK! (Notice the irony... vamps stink to the wolves!! lol and they suck blood) W IS FOR WEREWOLVES/SHAPE-SHIFTERS ROCK AND RULE LA PUSH, WASHINGTON!! WOO-HOO!! X IS FOR XILING EDWARD FROM BELLA FOREVER!! (MUHAHAHA) Y IS FOR Y CAN'T I HAVE JACOB BLACK TO MYSELF FOREVER?! Z IS FOR I CAN'T FIGURE OUT ANYTHING THAT BEGINS WITH "Z" TWILIGHT RELATED! ╔══╦╦╦╦╦╗╔╦═╦╦╦══╗ º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed Yes, I'm one of those Twilight people... AV is Addicted to Vampires WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome Copy Paste If you Dare I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse. I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way. I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot. I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write. I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all. I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends. I'm also the girl they call "best friend." Emmett's the Strongest, Team Edward because of his patience Team Carlisle because of his passion Team Emmett because of his freindlyness Team Jasper because of his charisma Team Esme because she cares Team Rosalie becuase everyone wants what they can't have Team Bella because we all want to find our Edward Team Alice because she such a great friend Team Renesmee because she's unique Team Jacob because real men don't sparkle Team Seth because... just because ;) Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my ENTHUSIASM NOT OBSESSION! Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If every time you hear a thunderstorm, you go and ask to play baseball, copy and paste this into your profile.(yep! i love thunder storms now thanks to TWILIGHT) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward or Seth or Jacob, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile If you went out, brought Twilight the movie, came straight home and then watched it over and over until your mum kicked you and the DVD out the house, and then went to a friends house and watched it over and over, copy and paste into your profile. If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah! Breaking Dawn - 23 hours, ask CullenGirl1901 If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your parents are actually sick and tired of Twilight because of you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your parents know that you love Twilight so much because of how much you say it to them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this. If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this. If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree If you wish you could meet all your favorite celebritys, copy and past this on your profile Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile. If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 95 percent of teenagers would be crying if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of the Rialto Tower. Paste this to your profile if you are 1 of the 5 percent saying "JUMP BITCH!" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal,TrueBella, ElissaB, twilight-obssessedYEPTWILIGHT, Damon Salvatore's gal If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile to make it EVEN LONGER! lmao! Things i learned while reading TWILIGHT: 1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine. Edward vs. Normal guys Edward vs Normal guys.A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say:“You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die: a normal guy would find another. “Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious.“..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.” As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.” “Always.” As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. “I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’ A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.” A normal guy: does it with everyone. A normal guy: buys you flowers and chocolates. A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car. A human guy can only make you blush. A human guy would cry if he lost his girl. Random Things Every time I hear 'Edward' I look around frantically I am extremely random and PROUD OF IT! I have spent hours on end reading fanfics I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends... I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Friends in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day. Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. Everything is funny to me (really is. i laugh at everything. when you fall, even bad stuff . but then i get hit.) I'm addicted to reviews I wish Twilight wasn't so dang popular. I want it all to myself I love to read. DO NOT FCKING READ THIS! there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. (not really. i just need things to put on here or it would be BLANK! *GASP* thats the scariest thing eva!) If you like Cody Simpson post this on your profile! If you think Cody Simpson is cute post this on your profile! If you want to meet Cody Simpson and spend a day with him post this on your profile! If you think Alli Simpson is cool then post this on your profile! If you want to spend a day with Alli Simpson then post this on your profile! Alli Simpson's twitter : www.twitter.com/TheAlliSimpson Cody Simpson's twitter: www.twitter.com/CodySimpson |
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